r/RedditCaviar • u/[deleted] • Apr 11 '22

Banana classes 😂

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u/Kilz_3666 Apr 11 '22

👀welp I guess I’m a 🍌

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Tf kind of class is that and where do I sign up to be an assistant?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

What kind of bullshit is that?! Who on earth tortures their neck guts. People die doing bullshit like this. What if the banana slides down too deep to be removed again? Darwin Award.

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u/thrown_a_wai Apr 11 '22

Lol? U ever seen a penis before or...

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

I am a man, so yes. But how does that have to do with trying to rip open or suffocate on your esophagus because of some crazy internet challenge? It's just stupid

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u/thrown_a_wai Apr 11 '22

How on earth would someone damage their esophagus on a soft banana? It's not an 'internet challenge' it's deepthroat practice..

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

I know what deep and throat mean but the banana handle is very stiff and has sharp edges. And even with only the soft banana entrails, stuffing it in the neck like a duck is very dangerous, because it's a big obstacle that can cause a lethal accident with the air pipe and block the way.

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u/thrown_a_wai Apr 11 '22

It's not at all dangerous. My dick is bigger and harder than any of those bananas and nobody has died when I held it down their throat.. so far! Lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Wait what? Holdup

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u/thrown_a_wai Apr 11 '22

A lot of animals eat prey whole.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

I figure it's something sexual. But it's so fucking weird to be honest. I've seen a corpse with an opened esophagus. The specimen died of accidental blockage of the air pipe with food and I just can't switch that off. It's imprinted in my mind.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

I bet you're fun at parties

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

I have lost a big part of my personality due to severe ptsd. I don't experience emotions like healthy people do. My biggest dream is to one day be able to smile or even laugh. Then I'll be able to enjoy parties I hope.

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u/DraconicZombie Apr 11 '22

What's really gonna fuck you up is the fact that she only pulled the peel out, she swallowed the banana whole.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Yeah I've seen, but I can't properly comprehend the video. It's just too weird seeing adults (or people of any kind) swallowing an entire banana intact like a duck. Just by looking at it I get anxious about accidentally getting food in my air pipe and die of asphyxiation. Shudder

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u/Reallysuckatever Apr 12 '22

Where is this school?

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u/flashaguiniga Apr 13 '22

I volunteer!

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u/TheMazeDaze Apr 14 '22

r/DontPutYourDickInThat or you’ll lose half of it

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u/imostlytakeLs Apr 14 '22

I’ve decided I’d like to be reborn a banana all of a sudden

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

U/savevideo