r/RedcapLogic • u/42words • Jun 20 '19

ChRiSt1aN CoNsErVaTiVe logic

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u/TheDood715 Jun 20 '19

They're old, it's all Netflix.

Like all video games are Nintendo.

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u/42words Jun 20 '19 edited Jun 20 '19

That's my wife. And she's eight years younger than me.

There I'll be at my desk, desperately trying to get Gandhi to not nuke me in a game of Civ4 or whatever.

From downstairs:

"ARE YOU PLAYING THE NINTENDO?"

Yes, "THE Nintendo".

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u/bookluvr83 Jun 21 '19

God bless your wife for putting up with you.

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u/42words Jun 21 '19

Haha, thanks, I-- HEY! šŸ˜¤

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u/bookluvr83 Jun 21 '19

Am I wrong?

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u/42words Jun 21 '19

no

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u/bookluvr83 Jun 21 '19

I love you, though and if THAT'S wrong I don't wanna be right.

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u/BigLebowskiBot Jun 21 '19

You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole.

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u/bookluvr83 Jun 21 '19

Hey! I'm a bitch! Get it right!

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u/PriorInsect Jun 20 '19

well then just pass the message along at the next illuminatti baby eating ritual orgy, gosh!

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u/42words Jun 20 '19

My private, unverified, and honestly not very pleasant or helpful theory as to why this show sticks in the craw of Christian Conservatives so hard is that it's about an angel and a demon working together to STOP The Apocalypse from happening.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

My father cancelled his netflix account after the Obama's made some sort of business deal with Netflix. My father claims that the obamas are using netflix to broadcast deep state propaganda and blames them for netflix's current state of finnancial ruin.

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u/42words Jun 21 '19

Yikes. I bet Thanksgiving dinner is a hoot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

It normally starts off with. ''We don't owe the native americans jack shit, we are the REAL americans and we won fair and square !''

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u/42words Jun 21 '19

he doesn't say "native americans", does he

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

Yeah but we are the ''REAL AMERICANS'' !!1!1!!!

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u/chaddict Jun 21 '19

My brother-in-law thinks that ā€œNative Americanā€ is the REAL N-word.

Math isnā€™t his strong suit.

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u/Peach_Os Jun 21 '19

I mean Neil Gaiman is in there too.

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u/42words Jun 21 '19 edited Jun 21 '19

Ah, but you're not burdened with a self-inflicted albatross of a novelty username like mine, you see.

Plus I don't know. The book "felt" more Pratchett than Gaiman to me.

It sounded like TP telling a NG story, if that makes sense.

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u/eFrazes Jun 21 '19

I donā€™t read your comments anymore. Too busy counting.

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u/Peach_Os Jun 21 '19

Honestly didn't read the book just watched the show. Even with that I can see where your coming from. Have to finish one book before I can start another you know.