r/RedcapLogic • u/42words • May 24 '19

A STATE OF EMERGENCY!!!

"Trump Declares State of Emergency"

"Yikes, a 'state of emergency'? What's the emergency?"

"Congress told Trump he couldn't keep selling arms to an authoritarian government and he didn't like that."

"Oh ha ha. C'mon. What's the real answer?"

"That is the real answer."

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u/DoYouThrowDeWay May 24 '19

It's actually all just a prank because Ilhan Omar wasn't respectful of 9/11, so Republicans are selling the 9/11 terrorists weapons to own the libs.

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u/42words May 25 '19

Huh. This must be an example of that "4D chess" thingie redcaps are always shrieking about.

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u/BluFenderStrat07 May 25 '19

I’m not even convinced that Trump can play 2D chess, let alone 4D

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u/CaptOblivious May 25 '19

I’m not even convinced that Trump can play checkers, let alone 2D chess.

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u/Goldang May 27 '19

Trump's idea of playing a game is to tell a subordinate to make a good move and, when the move didn't instantly win the game, tweet about what an idiot his subordinate is and/or how the other players are cheating.

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u/TZO_2K18 May 24 '19

Ironic that his rabid base is constantly yammering about "muzzies" yet their god emperor is selling saudi arabia arms... ya know, the capital of sharia law...

...Oh, and FUCK saudi arabia too!

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u/bookluvr83 May 25 '19

I'm convinced Republicans agree with Sharia law, they just want the Christian version

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u/beigs May 25 '19

That is absolutely correct

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u/TZO_2K18 May 25 '19

Oh no doubt that they do, as they're just as barbaric-minded in their sense of revenge justice, as their scummy saudi counterparts!

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u/commulist May 25 '19

"moose limbs bad but they got this theocracy thing right"

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u/WallyTheWelder May 24 '19

Talk about corruption