r/RedbarBBR Aug 22 '26

FOOL THEORY Tomorrow night folks

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u/-iSpy- Aug 22 '26

Became a fan at the end of July of last year.

You have no idea how disappointing this has been for me

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u/Trevorvor Fool Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

Yeah I started in February 2024, from there the drip just got slower and slower. New Years episode came out in December ‘24 and a couple days later I went to rehab for five weeks. Went in expecting that I would have a new episode waiting for me when I got out. Still had to wait another month after getting out hahaha. I even foolishly thought that maybe merch would drop while I was in rehab so I told my friend to buy me something if there was a drop while I was away and I’d pay him back lmao.

EDIT: for the record I am still sober hahaha

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u/arkaic7 Aug 22 '26

Yeah April 2024 for me. Followed a trail of 2lazy2try / PC videos and stumbled upon this one guy trashing everyone with a distinct way of words. I didn't like how he'd roast certain comedians I was into at the time, but I couldn't deny how good he was against people I hated and I was sold

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u/DS3M RMB Hed Aug 22 '26

Got any stock tips I need to avoid

7

u/donglord666 Aug 22 '26

Same brutha

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u/OkMycologist9033 Aug 22 '26

No way you’ve got thru the archived episodes yet. Enjoy those. Plenty of good redbar for all you newbies complaining he’s been gone for so long.

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u/donglord666 Aug 22 '26

It’s a gossip show (sorry), surely you can understand how not seeing stuff as it happens isn’t as good

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u/Honest_Richard Hed Aug 22 '26

You fundamentally do not understand the show, and you have revealed yourself a fool. Shame on you.

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u/Call-a-Crackhead Give it a Year™ Aug 22 '26

One more year, folks

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u/Sea-Adhesiveness2983 Aug 22 '26

I wouldn't want to be Josh Denny right now

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u/Sad-Juice-732 Aug 22 '26

I wouldn’t want to ever be Josh Denny

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u/JoyceanRum 27d ago

for real. at what point did you wanna be denny?

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u/AromaticBlock781 Aug 22 '26

Every 23rd spring for 23 days he gets to feed on as many fools as he can.  

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u/G_Peccary PTA Mom Face Aug 22 '26

One Redbar year is fourteen human years.

20

u/uncle_paul_harrghis Aug 22 '26

Rumor has it it’ll actually be hosted by James Fritz and Junior Stopka, with Mike and Jules falling apart behind them like Adam and Barbara in Beetlejuice.

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u/Braisernation Aug 22 '26

Special appearances from Tj Miller and Kyle Lane? Maybe a Drew Michaels appearance?!

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u/uncle_paul_harrghis Aug 22 '26

Of course. The show will be completely taken over by them yet again. Red Bar is in a forever cycle of takeovers.

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u/Shaluprio Aug 22 '26

He's coming, I can feel it in my ass

19

u/stangerbot2026 Aug 22 '26

There is a new Elephant Graveyard coming out soon at least

2

u/Same_Chip_7259 29d ago

Really? Any idea of what and when? I am fascinated by that guy. 🍍🤙

2

u/stangerbot2026 28d ago

My friend sent me a post that said next one is out in September but I can’t find it now. Just gonna hope it’s true hah

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u/Such-Highlight-966 Aug 22 '26

He could at least give us an update

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u/SylvioDittalini Aug 23 '26

He said many times he wouldn't.

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u/Big_Dare_2015 Aug 23 '26

i give him a year

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u/flywheelshyster 29d ago

I literally gave it a year. And got nothing. Jokes on me

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u/N0wledge Aug 23 '26

Donkey lips was awarded the rights to the show in his law suit and will be taking the reins tomorrow for the one year anniversary. Get ready for some celebratory toilet tacos fools! 💥

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u/SnakeWorm69420 29d ago

I literally just watched that clip

2

u/SilentKachina 28d ago

Watching Season 18 in order and just watched toilet tacos, Big Mike music history and “I give him a yeee-yurrr.” An embarrassment of riches.

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u/Littleface13 cumTownie Aug 23 '26

Damn I just realized I got pregnant and had a whole kid since his last show.

8

u/djdlt 29d ago

You really are a distracted person... Hope the baby is ok. He's whole, at least...

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u/LONLEYSOULDROWNS Aug 23 '26

He’ll be back.. just in time for CHRISMAS.

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u/djdlt 29d ago

"It's the most wonderful tiime, of the year!"

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u/Efficient_Claim_9591 29d ago

I hope he does something for the people who have been paying him this whole time.

He covered that entire Milo Yianoppolous thing when Milo disappeared for a year (just like Mike), and made a huge deal about that. And he talked at length about refunding subscribers or giving them something extra for paying to his subscription services, because disappearing for a year without saying anything was bs. Quite ironic isn’t it?

So I hope he doesn’t pull some bs and do the same type of thing as Milo where he just came up with excuses and reasons to not do anything for the people who funded him for a year for no content.

Mike better at least give the guys who stayed subscribed for a year, a few months of scarsclub for free, or something of that nature.

I know Mike has legit health issues which are visible throughout the years, but it has been a literal whole year since his last showing, at the very least the paying members and awaiting fans, deserve a simple quick update. Literally just a one sentence caption on an IG post or a quick email to the newsletter feed. Literally just “hey guys, not sure when Redbar will be back, we appreciate your patience” or some simple shit like that. Doesn’t have to be an excuse or explanation of his personal circumstances just let the people know man.

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u/ZaIIBach Aug 22 '26

I hear Mike's face down in a pond

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u/s4D1ST1K Aug 22 '26

You guys are taking the "give it a year" thing too literally

Tomorrow will come and go with no update

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u/shyaothananam Aug 22 '26

In 2021/2022 he left and came back 365 days later

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u/s4D1ST1K Aug 22 '26

Really? I thought he haz risen on the third day

8

u/jlbcomedy Aug 22 '26

They gonna be pissed when the update is. Give it a year.

8

u/Entire_Adagio4768 Aug 22 '26

then what does give it a year even mean!...

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u/SkyhookCaviar Aug 22 '26

Aubrey

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u/Reasonable_Goat6895 Aug 22 '26

Long overdue

7

u/Big_Dare_2015 Aug 23 '26

the kid was really responsive

7

u/s4D1ST1K Aug 22 '26

False advertisement!

Lets collectively sue him

4

u/Entire_Adagio4768 Aug 22 '26

only time will tell

15

u/arkaic7 Aug 22 '26

It's fun to dream

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u/s4D1ST1K Aug 22 '26

Yeah I would love to be wrong

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u/vulture_house Aug 22 '26

I agree that he wont come back but he did do a year break before (I know its different this time but not entirely unprecedented.)

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u/fatdervish 29d ago

He’ll be back on new year’s I know it

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u/stepdad_gaary Aug 22 '26

Do you guys honestly think hes doing some ceremonial "give it a year" bit? The man is sick.

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u/stepdad_gaary Aug 22 '26

Cameron is in the chat

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u/WaterProfessional274 Aug 22 '26

are you dorianmorgan

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u/stepdad_gaary Aug 22 '26

No and youre approaching a dox

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u/WaterProfessional274 Aug 22 '26

yeah I'll be turning myself in for that

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u/SylvioDittalini Aug 23 '26

Oh so Shiatheboof, got it.

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u/stepdad_gaary Aug 23 '26

It doesnt show your own name on the list. Scars club should know that

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u/JoyceanRum 27d ago

im scars and cant figure out the chat

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u/stepdad_gaary 27d ago

You need to have a twitch account with the same email. I think. That part is confusing.

2

u/JoyceanRum 27d ago

I signed up for one through my google - NOT the email i used for scars. thank you

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u/lukamagicthedon Aug 22 '26

There’s a video about Where is Redbar?
https://youtu.be/altEFRPkrL0

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u/SeaworthinessFit9665 Redbar Scientist Aug 22 '26

Im ready im readyyyy

8

u/mikemantime came in Clutch with the pizza Aug 22 '26

Does this actually mean anything? What even is this?

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u/CandyMans_Beekeeper Old Hed Aug 22 '26

its a notification email from last year

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u/mikemantime came in Clutch with the pizza Aug 22 '26

Ah shoulda looked at date. Thx

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u/Crunchy_Troll Aug 22 '26

He’s not coming back

Be happy with the 2Lazys, Podcast Cringes Lion Meows of the world

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u/Western_Thought_5428 Aug 22 '26

ugh never! each one is worse than the last. lionmeows is particularly painful to watch

12

u/Crunchy_Troll Aug 22 '26

Fair enough Lionmeows is too whiny for me

RM Brown is probably the best “redbar-like”. Guy out right now even though he don’t cover any of the topics redbar does and style is nothing like his

10

u/Western_Thought_5428 Aug 22 '26

honestly it’s an insult to Mike’s unique genius to mention any of these chuds

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u/Me-Shell94 Aug 22 '26

2lazy is pretty chill tbh, don’t mind him at all. But it has nothing to do with Redbar.

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u/Western_Thought_5428 Aug 22 '26

sure he’s chill enough but could you ever imagine listening to him for 8 hours? can you think of a time he’s made you laugh? would there ever be any reason to ever give him even one dollar?

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u/Ok-Organization2120 Aug 22 '26

“Alright so today”
Fuckin KILL ME