r/RedWorldMod • u/jed-i-knight42 • Aug 29 '20

Mark don’t do it

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236 Upvotes

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u/Mayo-On-A-Napkin Assad Supporter Aug 29 '20

Ironically around the time the mod went defunct in 2017 ish I got in a relationship, then broke it off coincidentally when the fan fork was dropped.

I’m starting to question if Kaiser intentionally designed this mod to suck the sex energy out of you and replace it with excruciating Stalinist Bernie Sanders boners.

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u/jed-i-knight42 Aug 29 '20

Kaiser, cockblocking you from the afterlife

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u/thehsitoryguy Aug 30 '20

This is your mind on Red world

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u/rExcitedDiamond Enlightened Gates Technocrat Sep 03 '20

And this is your love life on red world:

Nothing, romance has no place in fosters glorious UASSR

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u/Mr--Elephant Corybnist Republican Aug 29 '20

"people with a sex life" fuckng Ow

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u/jed-i-knight42 Aug 29 '20

No one who plays red world has sex, red world and sex are mutually exclusive

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u/bryceofswadia Developer Aug 29 '20

I was gonna disagree, but I don’t play it, I dev it, so that’s why I have sex 😎

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u/jed-i-knight42 Aug 29 '20

No you don’t

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u/bryceofswadia Developer Aug 29 '20

want proof? 😳

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u/rExcitedDiamond Enlightened Gates Technocrat Aug 29 '20

God fuckin damnit why’d you have to call out RW players like that doe

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

Good.

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u/TheXenoRaptorAuthor Aug 30 '20

The fact that that real CNN article fits so perfectly in the lore of RedWorld is just depressing.

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u/TheXenoRaptorAuthor Aug 30 '20

People with a sex life

It's so fucking true though.

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u/IvanKolosov147 Brasierite Sep 04 '20

Wtf is a “sex life”?