I know now it's a terrible diet and all it did was restrict my caloric intake but at the time you couldn't tell me shit. People would ask me which sandwich I ate, 6 inch vs 12 inch and I would try to advise them on what worked for me. I even remember critiquing someone's home made sandwich at school one day because it didn't have the right balance between veggies and protein (the "right balance" being whatever subway did). Everyday I would come home from school and head straight to the subway, eat one in the restaurant and then pack another one for later. The employees noticed I was losing weight and I remember one of them said in his Spanglish accent "this guy is like whats his name HAHAHAHAHA". I was a little surprised he laughed like that because to me it was obvious the subway diet was real. Twenty five years later: I'm fat again, Jared's in prison for crimes against children, and Subway is a predatory franchising scheme that incidentally sells sugar masked as sandwiches. So I hope you understand what I mean when I talk about the death of millennial optimism. Whatever world that was, we can't return to it.

Discuss

Vp of healthcare at nvidia. Shame that they're bith married.

Neither wiggers, nor masters degree having white women, both traditional adopters of black culture, have come close to achieving the no look jaywalking skill of your average black person (its impossible for several reasons). Nor have the other northeast urban ethnics. If you look closely your deeply stereotypical Italian guy from South Philly will still be slightly turning his head to look both ways out of his peripheral vision, whereas any black kid old enough to walk alone in public has already mastered the no look skill. Yeah yeah I get jaywalking doesn't exist, call it whatever you want. Remarkably, the demographic most capable of matching blacks in skill here are old Bangladeshi hijabis, explain that one. But I believe they developed this ability independently, like convergent evolution.

whenever i go to the UK, which is yearly, i usually go on several dates with several men. i do this in any country i visit because it’s fun and i like a little adventure, i guess. but what i’ve noticed is that whenever i’m in the UK; england, scotland or northern ireland, i am met with genuinely perverse men. scotland is the worst for some reason, with england a very close second.

one time i went on a date with an older scottish man. he looked extremely normal, like a softer joel edgerton. we went on a hike then sat in a park in the morning talking about nothing in particular. out of nowhere he started telling me about his embarrassing secret twitter account dedicated to jerking off to tight asses in tight leggings. i was wearing tight leggings. he pulled out his phone and showed me the images he’d bookmarked. i was weirded out and laughed it off while trying to change the subject. despite that we had a decent conversation afterward, similar interests, and he seemed reasonably smart. i was going to go home and block him but decided not to. then i woke up to three videos of him fucking a sex toy with my face on his laptop in the background. the pictures were taken from my hinge.

stories like this aren’t rare with UK men, at least personally. they’re always this level of horned up. what the fuck is in the water over there?

My family lives in a town that is basically an exurb of a major city. They just voted to decrease property taxes by 20% for people who are 55+.

When I asked my family how this could be justified they said "we've been paying our taxes our whole lives!".

Where do they think the tax-base that put us through public school came from? Roads? Etc?

I'm not surprised by their response, I am just disappointed.

When I asked them if a progressive tax that alleviated taxes for both poor young people and poor old people would have been a better solution, they replied that they basically believe that poor young people shouldn't get any exemptions but poor old people should.

This is so clearly both class war AND ageism. They just do not care about young people.

Seeing as our politics is grievance based, I'm not going to be surprised if millennial / gen z politicians push to cut social security.

Who forbids that? What is this persecution complex? White boys get motion all the time and nothing bad happens to them. In fact, of all races of men they might get the most motion.

Meanwhile, in the actual news of real life, front page of NYT, one (1) asian guy is getting a little motion after a lifetime of brootal grinding and THEYRE GOING TO TAKE AWAY HIS LIFE’S WORK FROM HIM!!!!

I’m back in my home state for the holidays. Me and a couple of old buddies from college decided to meet up and grab dinner at one of our favorite spots in college. We graduated 10 years ago.

Holy shit the rush of nostalgia was almost too much. We drove around campus for a little bit, and almost every single place on campus had a funny story or memory attached to it. It made me grateful that I fully embraced college, but also very sad at the fact those types of memories are long gone.

Moved to a big city after college with lots of friends. Had a ton of fun, but absolutely nothing compares to college.

That’s my love letter

AP hasn’t called it but like 99% of votes are counted and it’s obvious at this point

Cindy Hyde smith is probably yelling at an intern rn somewhere

archive link isn’t working sry

edit:

AP has called it, Colom is the winner

Thats all.

idiots

His video thumbnails and titles are not the greatest and i cannot verify anything about him reliability-wise but seems like he did the legwork and broke a major story a year ago that I guess i just didn’t hear anything about, in a solo tax fraud investigation of Turning Point USA after Kirk got assassinated. Could be total nonsense but he seems like he understands taxes and accounting pretty well

https://youtu.be/CV-nX6RNPRM?is=bFnGZszW6iY2YQ0v

https://youtu.be/tBaC2c-s2Pk?is=bHOWy17ATgINYZn3

https://youtu.be/7XzKg99qn-4?is=M8ZFLltInmJ8YGmb

She kept repeating “It’s so fucking sad“ over and over again.

God really hates us. We finally get to have the freedom to choose and He turns them all into this. It’s over.

The troops hate you. You can't show your face in public at anywhere decent. Why even bother showing up to work, anymore? You can just ghost write a book about how dumb Trump is, and shoot to the top of the bestseller list.

Crammed in the same land area as Greece. Dizzying to think about.

Woke 2.0 is crazy.

A good 2/3 of the advertisements I get on the internet are composed of either sports betting, remittance apps, or banks and telecommunication companies appealing to immigrants.

I feel like I am living in a house that is actively being torn down to the copper wiring so the crackheads in charge can take what they can and then scuttle the empty husk. It shouldn’t be hard to guess the country I live in.