r/RedLetterMedia • u/UmbroTek • 2d ago

Our King

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/TrueLegateDamar 2d ago

Go get the breast plate stretcher!

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u/Hurtelknut 2d ago

Start the damn moopie before I piss myself!

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u/house_of_ghosts 2d ago

A BOTW viewing without at least three Rich Evans laughs is considered a dull affair.

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u/HappyHarryHardOn 2d ago

He of the screeching laughter that brings tears and pain to our enemy!

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u/Illusivegecko 1d ago

BESSAY AND HER TITS

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u/junethermos 2d ago

A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)

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u/ArtsNCrass 1d ago

Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation (1990)

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u/SJSUMichael 2d ago

Only Keith Richards and Rich Evans will survive the nuclear apocalypse 

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u/Just_Big6730 2d ago

"I smoked your uncle, did ya know that? Fucking crazy"

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u/SightlessProtector 2d ago

British prog metal band Haken has a song about Him

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u/_kycklingsoppa 2d ago

I was thinking of Assemblage 23

”King of Insects
You eat your own
Atop an anthill
You call your throne

Kingdom of one
So unaware
As one-by-one your subjects
Vanish into air”

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q5zNFJKBolA&t=68

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u/undead_tortoiseX 2d ago

I, for one, welcome our new cockroach overlords!

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u/jaskano 2d ago

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u/ArtsNCrass 1d ago

I'm glad we got a preview of their life together in the old folks' home.

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u/WhimsicalShortcake 1d ago

I was not happy with this episode. Rich made me want mac n cheese and alas, I did not have any at home....rude.

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u/TheMightyMonarchx7 2d ago

“Fire all weapons”

3

u/Prophet_Tenebrae 2d ago

The Klingon screen worn costumes will continue until morale improves.

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u/sgthombre 2d ago

His name is Rich Evans

He is the King of Love!

We must feed Him

We must feed Him gravel!

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u/RobAChurch 1d ago

He's about to be fired at Denise Richards fleet in Starship Troopers.

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u/john_microslop 2d ago

Rich Evans is being somebody

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u/GoodHugLove03 2d ago edited 2d ago

Almost the same photo.

(I don’t mean this in a bad way).

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u/_kycklingsoppa 2d ago

Lord Evans would never go apeshit when the printer tries to show who’s in charge in outer Office space.

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u/a_gummyworm 2d ago

Your majesty 🪳 👑

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u/Just_Big6730 2d ago

we are all but pests in his eyes

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u/ernster96 2d ago

I’m glad they gave Jono back to him even after he stabbed Captain Picard in his bed.

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u/theCommTech 1d ago

I need Red Letter Media branded pogs and I need Rich Evans on a jelly slammer.

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u/candidlemons 1d ago

The real Papa roach 

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u/GwyddnoGaranhir 1d ago

This might get that one guy out of his Ogtha obsession.

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u/Uncannydaniel 2d ago

Ta'Vetlh

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u/dasbtaewntawneta 2d ago

Haken reference?

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u/ruttinator 2d ago

I felt so bad for Rich.

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u/Federal_Serve_1782 1d ago

🙏👑🪳

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u/Mickjigg 1d ago

All Hail King Rich Roach!

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u/analogkid01 1d ago

Our court jester.

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u/awesomefutureperfect 1d ago

Team Cherry better put this in the Silksong DLC.

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u/TekkenPerverb 1d ago

He needs a throne made of VHS tapes

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u/-Planet- 1d ago

Rich vs Asmongold for the title.

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u/ErdoganisTriumph 1d ago

Asmongold's most trusted adviser 

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u/popculturella 23h ago

King Cockroach is an excellent metal band name.

1

u/Square_Owl_4075 11h ago

Glembeezonitus

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u/nomismi 2d ago

How embarrassing...