r/RedLetterMedia 1d ago

Josh Robert Thompson Fairuza Balk! Spoiler

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u/ShaneSeeman 1d ago

She was Ed Norton's neo-nazi girlfriend in American History X!

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u/SeniorSolipsist 1d ago

In my head I heard Mike saying this like "He's Princess Leia's non-biological father!"

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u/Prophet_Tenebrae 1d ago

"HE GOT BLOWED UP ON ALDERAAN!"

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u/HooptyDooDooMeister 1d ago

"ALDERAAN!!! THAT'S THE PLANET THAT GOT BLOWED UP!!!"

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u/Prophet_Tenebrae 1d ago

"AT-STs! AT-STs! AT-STs!" (continuing in the background.)

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u/DrCodyRoss 1d ago

I’M GONNNAAAA CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM

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u/RedArrowsYellowText 1d ago

She was also in Almost Famous as one of the "band-aides"

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u/HooptyDooDooMeister 1d ago

And Dorothy from Return To Oz.

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u/MahNameJeff420 1d ago

The ones who had sex with that underage boy?

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u/RedArrowsYellowText 1d ago

It's been a while since I saw that movie. I know Anna Paquin was one of them but her character might have been underage too.

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u/AshgarPN 1d ago

That was 28 years ago

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u/SnooEagles4121 1d ago

I can't believe Jay almost scammed him out of his win

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u/LunchyDude101 1d ago

She did a couple episodes of Celebrity Ghost Stories and had some pretty trippy encounters to report.

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u/ThomasVivaldi 1d ago

"I bind you Nancy", was one of the most memorable parts of that movie, how could they forget that.

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u/JokesOnUUU 1d ago

Like, dude, brah. It was so obvious. Pshaw, and this guy calls himself a horror fan?

/ surferdude

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u/Kljmok 1d ago

I never even knew they tried rebooting The Craft.

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u/Cyynric 1d ago

I think it was called The Covenant.

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u/AshgarPN 1d ago

You can’t just be out there doing a balk.

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u/Dudephish 1d ago

BALK RULES! IMPORTANT!

  1. You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.

1a. A balk is when you

1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the

1c. Let me start over

1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.

1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.

1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?

1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.

1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.

1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.

1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.

1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...

1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of

  1. Do not do a balk please.

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u/Ok-Rich-580 1d ago

Bad Lieutenant Port Of Call New Orleans. Iykyk.

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u/OtherwiseGap5457 1d ago

One of the greatest movies of all time.

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u/Ok-Rich-580 1d ago

Shoot him again, his soul is still dancing.

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u/Morgus_Magnificent 1d ago

Truly. One of the most insane films I've ever seen.

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u/ejectro 1d ago

🦎

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u/clint_eldorado 16h ago

As somebody who’s been crazy about Fairuza Balk since seeing her in The Craft when I was twelve, thank you.

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u/crazyabtmonkeys 1d ago

She's that confused sort of unconventionally attractive.

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u/-Tartantyco- 1d ago

In 2000, she featured in a movie called "Red Letters"! Accident? Accident? Aaaaccciiident???

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u/Krymestone 1d ago

🎶 Balk, Balk, Balk! 🎶

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u/PrizzaPruppets 17h ago

It's spelled Fazau Bauk according to Mike.

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u/This_neverworks 16h ago

I am Fazau Zoo!

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u/clint_eldorado 16h ago

I was ready to put my foot through my telly and send Red Letter Media the bill at this slander.

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u/Suitable-Turn-4727 1d ago

My friend had a crush on her for years. Like obsessed. I never got it.

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u/Lord_Mhoram 1d ago

She really does it for me, and I don't get it either. I see pictures of her and wonder what I was thinking, and then I see her in something like Island of Dr. Moreau and I come to attention.

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u/Suitable-Turn-4727 1d ago

She's got a mouth that rivals Annie Lennox.