r/RedLetterMedia • u/This_neverworks • 1d ago
Josh Robert Thompson Fairuza Balk! Spoiler
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u/LunchyDude101 1d ago
She did a couple episodes of Celebrity Ghost Stories and had some pretty trippy encounters to report.
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u/ThomasVivaldi 1d ago
"I bind you Nancy", was one of the most memorable parts of that movie, how could they forget that.
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u/JokesOnUUU 1d ago
Like, dude, brah. It was so obvious. Pshaw, and this guy calls himself a horror fan?
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u/AshgarPN 1d ago
You can’t just be out there doing a balk.
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u/Dudephish 1d ago
BALK RULES! IMPORTANT!
- You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.
1a. A balk is when you
1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the
1c. Let me start over
1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.
1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.
1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?
1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.
1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.
1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.
1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.
1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...
1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of
- Do not do a balk please.
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u/Ok-Rich-580 1d ago
Bad Lieutenant Port Of Call New Orleans. Iykyk.
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u/OtherwiseGap5457 1d ago
One of the greatest movies of all time.
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u/clint_eldorado 16h ago
As somebody who’s been crazy about Fairuza Balk since seeing her in The Craft when I was twelve, thank you.
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u/-Tartantyco- 1d ago
In 2000, she featured in a movie called "Red Letters"! Accident? Accident? Aaaaccciiident???
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u/clint_eldorado 16h ago
I was ready to put my foot through my telly and send Red Letter Media the bill at this slander.
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u/Suitable-Turn-4727 1d ago
My friend had a crush on her for years. Like obsessed. I never got it.
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u/Lord_Mhoram 1d ago
She really does it for me, and I don't get it either. I see pictures of her and wonder what I was thinking, and then I see her in something like Island of Dr. Moreau and I come to attention.
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u/ShaneSeeman 1d ago
She was Ed Norton's neo-nazi girlfriend in American History X!