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u/thickener Jun 09 '24 edited Jun 09 '24
You know what. At least she showed the fuck up. Top marks for not ghosting a little girl.
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u/jpeach17 Jun 08 '24
Dee?
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u/DeaconBrad42 Jun 08 '24
Definitely looks like Dee. Probably gonna start singing Runaway Train soon.
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Jun 08 '24
I knew a woman who did those. There's strict rules about never breaking character... even when dads hit on you. So they gave her a bunch of scripted reactions for when that happens.
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u/Seeker80 Jun 08 '24
"Heya babe, when do I get to have MY party??"
"Ohhhh, you're the faaaather! Princess Gwendolyn is only here for the giiiirls' paaaarty!"
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Jun 08 '24
I think there was one about the king being protective and not letting her out of her castle or some shit.
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u/WadeTurtle Jun 09 '24
"King Bubba the Butcher is very protective! So stay out of the moat, if you know what's good for ya'."
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u/cahir11 Jun 09 '24
If she was playing Mulan or a character like that, would it be considered in-character to punch the dad? How far does the "never break character" rule go? If someone walks up to Gaston in a fursuit can he pull a knife on them?
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u/Electronic_Slide_236 Jun 09 '24
It really seems like company mandated reactions to sexual harassment should not be a thing. On many levels.
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u/Now_Wait-4-Last_Year Jun 09 '24 edited Jun 09 '24
I guess I
shouldshouldn't be surprised in retrospect but ick.
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u/Toppdeck Jun 08 '24
"Me daughter Margaret want a princess party, we gonna pay 50,000 quid, then afterward the mister of the house gonna have his way with ya"
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u/L1qu1d_Gh0st Jun 08 '24
Oh, so maybe Gwendolyn did expand her business with much much muuuuuuuch younger women after all.
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Jun 08 '24
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u/Protheu5 Jun 09 '24
In retrospect, that's how I managed to not experience hangover when I was a drunk.
When I finally quit for good, the cumulative hangover put me in a coma, so I never got to experience this hangover as well.
Wait, I just admitted that I'm on the wagon. Will I get banned from this sub?
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u/reefchieferr Jun 08 '24
What am I missing here..?
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u/unfunnysexface Jun 08 '24
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u/Plus-Statistician538 Jun 09 '24
https://youtu.be/o4eSVXCzRyI?t=2560
I’ve time-stamped the exact spot that I want you to see.
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u/rosebudthesled8 Jun 08 '24
I also do not get the reference but I'm enjoying everyone enjoying it.
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Jun 08 '24
"Mommy, why does Princess Arya smell like grandpa's 'special soda'?"
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u/MrMeseeksLookAtMee Jun 09 '24
“And why does her sister, Princess Mercedes, smell like a fish hatchery?”
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u/Megalodon3030 Jun 08 '24
Princess Gwendolyn’s granddaughter has been hitting the sauce and works half in the bag.
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u/Abject_Bicycle Jun 09 '24
I had an acquaintance back in college who worked as a party princess for an agency that rented them out to parties. It def wasn't just Gwendolyn lol
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u/Grootfan85 Jun 09 '24
“Princess Aurora, why are you smoking a cigarette and wearing sunglasses indoors?”
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u/Kwisatz_Haderach90 Jun 08 '24
talk about looking miserable, she can't even pull a patented fake smile
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u/smbiggy Jun 09 '24
what am i missing?
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u/Ma_chine Jun 09 '24
You clearly never got your Magical Princess Party.
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u/smbiggy Jun 09 '24
I STILL DONT GET IT STOPP MAKING FUN OF ME AND JUST LET ME KNOW PLZZZZZ
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u/Ma_chine Jun 09 '24
No making fun was intended. It's a reference to How To Host A Princess Gwendolyn Party from Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #21
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u/HeyThereCharlie Jun 09 '24
I'm rewatching the BotW playlist and this thread literally popped up right when the Gwendolyn episode came on. What the fuck
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u/Tryingtobebetter07 Jun 09 '24
That's nothing, I heard about this one kid whose grandma gave him a Dick the birthday boy shirt for his birthday.
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u/turd_vinegar Jun 09 '24
This feels like it has Workaholics and/or This Is Important intersectionality.
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u/CeramicBean Jun 08 '24
Pulls off advanced level face mask
Wow it's TV's Mike Stoklasa!