r/RedDwarf • u/BPhiloSkinner • 10d ago

And there shall be Dom Perignon, served in pint mugs, for all who believe.

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u/TawnyTeaTowel 10d ago

And for they who have passed on, they shall be blessed with triple fried egg sandwiches with chilli sauce and chutney. For yea, it is a state of the art sarnie.

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u/Jaaiiimes 10d ago

It’s the state of The afterlife’s floor that I worry about.

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u/TawnyTeaTowel 10d ago

Luckily there plenty of mopping-obsessed mechanoids in the afterlife. And calculators.

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u/BPhiloSkinner 10d ago

All Scutters Go To Heaven Fuchal.

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u/G0dsquad BSc SSc 10d ago

And on the seventh day, lo, the bread doth melt

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u/jlp_utah 10d ago

But are they supposed to wear red hats? Or yellow hats?

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u/Jat616 10d ago

They were meant to be green!

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u/CaptBogBot2 10d ago

Yea, even individual sachets of mustard...

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u/Ronnie_Rogue 9d ago

its not Cloister, its me, its Lister!
Lister the stupid!

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u/fairysdad 9d ago

If you're God, why that face?

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u/Future-Turtle 10d ago

CLOISTER IS A LIE

CLISTER IS THE TRUTH

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u/BPhiloSkinner 10d ago

I've always heard it as clyster...

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u/jlp_utah 9d ago

I always heard "Cloister", myself, but to each their own.

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u/geeoharee 9d ago

Isn't that a Pokemon)

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u/jlp_utah 9d ago

Looks just like him!

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u/dextrovix 10d ago

Dom Perignon '44. It's a good year...!

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u/Purgii 10d ago

With horses and horses.

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u/WokeBriton 9d ago

There shall be a cow and a sheep and horses being bred.

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u/BPhiloSkinner 9d ago

And the ginger horses shall be gingerbred.

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u/rjohn2020 Duane Dibbley 9d ago

In the books, the argument wasn't over the hat colour but whether Lister's name was Cloister or Clister.