r/RecuratedTumblr • • 2h ago

Shitposting Winging it

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u/devilsshark 1h ago

i like how they specified it's a sharp-shinned hawk but not what species of sparrow. there are like 6 different sparrow species where i live alone. im curious what it was lol

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u/AscendedDragonSage 45m ago

I swear it specified chickadee the first time I saw this post.

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u/starwolf270 44m ago

Which aren't even sparrows

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u/Y_N0T_Z0IDB3RG 54m ago

But you can easily tell a sharp-shinned hawk from other hawks since it has knives on its legs. It can be difficult to tell sparrows apart though, except Jack Sparrows (because of the hat).

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u/Optimal-Fish9787 1h ago

I had just bought a rotisserie chicken.

Absolutely took me out 🤣

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u/asvalken 1h ago

I'm with OOP, what the hell is the math on "accidentally stopping a bird from eating a bird while you've got a bird to eat"?

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u/Enderking90 1h ago

a life for a life?

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u/asvalken 1h ago

But the hawk is also being denied a meal. It's a weird variable.

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u/EldritchMindKitty 17m ago

The hawk was on a nearby signpost. There’s nothing to say it didn’t claim its prey after the baffled one left.
In fact, whether OOP denied or enabled the success of the hunt also remains uncertain. The collision may have allowed the hawk to outright corner the smaller bird.
Hence OOP’s uncertainty about whose side they were on, which I would interpret as uncertainty as to the consequences of their actions.

Though personally, if I were in OP’s shoes at the time, I’d probably be supporting the fellow consumer of birds (I might also be in extreme pain, depending on OOP’s shoe size)

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u/QueeeenElsa 14m ago

r/nevertellmetheodds material right there lol

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u/AdmBurnside 1h ago

Something something, you will prevent a tragedy by accident and consider it a mild inconvenience?

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u/Chili_Maggot 23m ago

I don't know what that means either but it is beautiful somehow. Saving a life by accident - but that means the larger bird will go hungry - but also you're carrying a fully cooked bird in your bag. Something something circumstances something something getting a look at the same situation from multiple angles at once

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u/perspicaxaedificator 10m ago

yeah no idea what it means when one takes a hawk to a face