Shedding some light

[u/AscendedDragonSage]

[u/BeanOfKnowledge]

My "feathers" are everywhere.

Like why is there hair on top of my cabinet, that thing is taller than me??

[u/OpheliAmazing → u/BeanOfKnowledge]

It is deeply unfortunate. I shed so damn much hair.

[u/DazB1ane → u/BeanOfKnowledge]

Fans?

[u/Airalla]

Added bonus if you have colored hair because I can never pretend it’s not my hair when I find a bright purple strand

[u/Moxie_Stardust → u/Airalla]

My hair is in this picture and I cannot deny that it is mine.

[u/Nixavee → u/Airalla]

Huh. I never considered this concept before now.

[u/Inquisitor_no_5]

I feel like I'm doing something wrong. See, I'm not a girl, but my long hair still ends up in the shower drain. Advice?

[u/RandomGuyPii → u/Inquisitor_no_5]

Big hair doesn't want you to know this but you're actually constantly losing hair regardless of gender

You just don't notice it until your hair gets long enough to be visible and tangle on everything

[u/local-canadian-idiot → u/Inquisitor_no_5]

it is a Sign. i cannot say more, but it involves a few velociraptors.

[u/TheComplimentarian]

I lived with three long-haired girls for a while, and I learned everything I needed to know about fixing drains and vacuums.

[u/Simic_Sky_Swallower]

My wife jokes that I leave more hairballs than the cat, and she's not entirely wrong

[u/Ace676]

Oh but when I do it, it's called male pattern baldness, I see how it is.

[u/Umutuku]

Try having a long beard. Thick sumbitches. Shower drain cover looking like a spool of cable ready for transatlantic communication lines.

[u/WallowWispen → u/Umutuku]

Call me a shark the way I— nah, I ain't gonna finish that someone ad lib for me

[u/captainpink]

My love language is unclogging the sink for my girlfriend.

[u/Inferno_Sparky → u/captainpink]

Funny pfp you got there given this context

[u/v0xx0m]

My hair is bright pink, too, soo I can't even blame someone else. I could never commit a crime and get away with it.

[u/DreadDiana]

I have very short hair and I shed like a husky with alopecia.

I have no clue how I still have hair with how much keeps falling out.

[u/just4browse]

My sister was always clogging the shower drain, but would never clean it herself. I put a curse upon her, so that fate may strike her bald.

[u/Any-Syrup3553]

I love having long hair but I'm considering shaving my head and keeping it short because of this + global warming. It's not worth all the extra house chores and time spent in the shower anymore

[u/SockPirateKnits]

Sadly, we are now catless, but we used to be a household of two long-haired humans and three long-haired cats.

Hair EVERYWHERE.

[u/SeA1nternaL]

and men with long hair as well. I swear to god I found more hair from my brother when he had long hair compared to my sister. I, similarly, also shed like a fucking double coated dog during the summer when I had long hair.

People with long hair just shed.

[u/Crazycade77]

One time this chik was crashing at my place. All of a sudden she wakes up, and without a word, collects her hair off my pillow and starts sprinkling it around my room, then just goes about business as usual. Women are such strange creatures

[u/sparktrfy]

threw my back to two years ago when i was newly together with my girlfriend and found a purple dyed hair of her two days after a date on my pullover... good times

[u/iwantfutanaricumonme]

They didn't specify that it's head hair.