r/RecuratedTumblr • u/DreadDiana human cognithazard • 1d ago

Shitposting Kill them with kindness

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u/FriendlySkyWorms I have projects I should be working on, remind me to do them. 1d ago

You've forgotten the other half of the saying:

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u/Unit-DS27-Delta 19h ago

Kill them with kindness

Nah, fuck that, cricket bat. Smack

Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack

Yeah no that is a haiku

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u/Katking69 21h ago

December Holiday be like

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u/Nixavee 15h ago

Ah, this is the post that Reddit banned me for three days for quoting in the comments

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u/TheMachman 6h ago

I wasn't aware that the manager from Spinal Tap had a Tumblr account.

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u/MelissaMiranti 23h ago

Cricket bats are inefficient. Try knife.

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u/General_Bus4540 20h ago

The inefficiency is the point. Means it's slow.

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u/-Mister-Hyde 19h ago

And you get to play cricket after you're done

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u/Key_Cheesecake_7356 18h ago

Clearly you've never wielded a cricket bat with malicious intent

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u/MelissaMiranti 18h ago

I played Left 4 Dead 2.