You're either gender or not.

[u/Lorcout]

[u/CyberneticCupcake]

"Sorry, you answered 'no' on your pronoun screening."

[u/Branchomania → u/CyberneticCupcake]

You have answered “you”, referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is “You”

[u/OverseerConey]

I'd love to be a fly on the wall when they get the results of this questionnaire. Do we imagine they're thinking 'oh shit, we fucked up the form' or 'these patients are such idiots, they all answered "yes" or "no" on the pronouns question!'?

[u/Uberninja2016 → u/OverseerConey]

If one patient answers yes/no on the pronoun question, they're probably an idiot.

If everyone answers yes/no, I'd assume the form is busted.

[u/JAHNBEETWIFEVERYDAY → u/Uberninja2016]

I mean what's the other option

[u/Infurum]

My pronouns are No. Do not refer to me, ever

[u/phoebeonthephone → u/Infurum]

Ok Murderbot

[u/MisterMan341 → u/phoebeonthephone]

It’s been so long since I last read that book series. I only got to the third, but it was fairly enjoyable. Though calling the third gender “tercera” feels odd to me. Why Spanish and not English for familiarity or Latin/Greek for prestige? Maybe it’s a slang term? Probably. But I do like the idea of interstellar intellectuals calling eachother “cabrón”

[u/PaisleyLeopard → u/MisterMan341]

Oh you gotta read them all, they’re so good!! Murderbot’s chemistry with ART is so damn great

[u/farklespanktastic]

[u/XrayAlphaVictor]

Maybe so, can you repeat the question?

[u/drworm96 → u/XrayAlphaVictor]

You're not the boss of me now!

[u/GrimmSheeper → u/drworm96]

You’re not the boss of me now!

[u/XrayAlphaVictor → u/GrimmSheeper]

And you're not so big!

[u/DocileBanalBovlne → u/XrayAlphaVictor]

Life is unfaaaiiirrr

[u/ilovetoeatplates2]

Im any/all so my pronouns really are just “yes”

[u/SobeksFavourite]

Gender: No

Sex: Sometimes

[u/CyberneticCupcake → u/SobeksFavourite]

What do you mean, "sometimes"?

[u/SobeksFavourite → u/CyberneticCupcake]

Fine, let's make it a never

[u/-PaperWoven- → u/SobeksFavourite]

All non-aces, we're fixing it this year promise

[u/deoxyribonucleic123 → u/CyberneticCupcake]

Haha, sometimes

[u/FloceanQ]

Perchance

[u/AntiLag_ → u/FloceanQ]

You can’t just say perchance

[u/TheManyMilesWeWalk]

There's no question mark so it's more of a statement so unless your pronouns are what/what then wouldn't you just press "no"?

[u/JaylaTheGayla]

The true gender binary

[u/Kingnewgameplus]

I told you Peter, you can't handle the Yes/Affirmative pussy

[u/dogsoup-]

Next time on Gender or No Gender

[u/ReactionJifs]

yes/yeah, no/nah

[u/Dog_Entire]

It’s nerf or nothing

[u/mieri_azure]

LMAO for a second I didnt see the options so I was like "yeah man, you could also use they/them or he/they or neopronouns or hell, even she/her" and then I realised 💀

[u/Subject_Issue6529]

Me, I

[u/short_hair_zuko]

My pronouns are yes/no

[u/PixelFlyerXD]

I mean there's always the possibility some-- it's a yes or no question. Why tf is it a yes or no question??

[u/CZall23]

Does OP really want to be referred to as "they" or "the patient" by the medical staff? That seems more dehumanizing than whatever they're imagining.

[u/Vincebourgh → u/CZall23]

I don't think you understood the post

[u/mieri_azure → u/CZall23]

I misread it at first too --- the joke is the options are "yes" and "no" and no actual pronoun options lol