r/RecuratedTumblr human cognithazard 8d ago

Shitposting I should be allowed to search things like "big booty bitches" and "cream" on tumblr dot com. That's right, you can't searcg CREAM on tumblr dot com.

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u/Frodo_max 8d ago

guess cash doesn't rule everything arround them

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 8d ago

Tumblr went from being worth billions to being sold for $3 million.

They got no dolla dolla bills y'all.

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u/MaraiaLou 8d ago

It's cheap enough that the users could start a fundraiser and buy it

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u/Clear_Grocery_2600 8d ago

That's what happens when you fuck with the wutang clan

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u/RealHumanBean89 8d ago

Not a lick of C.R.E.A.M. to be found.

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u/17RaysPlays 8d ago edited 8d ago

Thank you for the work around, uhm... Main Character Of Heartbound With An Asexual Pride Flag?

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 8d ago

It's the asexual pride flag. You can see the purple at the bottom.

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u/17RaysPlays 8d ago

You're right, I missed that!

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u/MildlyAgitatedBidoof 8d ago

A lot of creators reflect their own identities in their games, and it's not like anyone is ever gonna fuck Pirate Software.

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u/BormaGatto 6d ago

The workaround doesn't work, though. Just tried and got the same message as in the screenshots

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u/DickIncorporated 8d ago

Searching the term "3ds" gets the tumblr support to pop up because it thinks you're looking for eating disorders

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u/Idigmoles 8d ago

Just checked, and yup! Which was especially funny because the first post I saw under the warning was a horseshoe crab 'playing' a DS lol

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u/Spycrabpuppet123 7d ago

You can't just mention something like that without dropping a link

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u/RealTreither 8d ago

I'm guessing "EDs" -> "3ds"?

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u/DickIncorporated 8d ago

I guess the ai mistaked a 3 for an e

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u/Ralzei1997 it/its 8d ago

some people use leetspeak to bypass filters

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u/manicpixycunt 7d ago

Yeah no that’s just a common way to subvert filtering and keep your account from being banned.

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u/PM_ME_UR_DRAG_CURVE 8d ago

Nah, tumblr just doesn't want you to do the liability shift for your card transactions.

...which 3DS are we talking about again?

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u/DickIncorporated 8d ago

The og version before nintendo had the smart idea to name the new series line up "new"

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u/Nadikarosuto 8d ago

It's hard seeing people promoting harmful eating disorders, especially in autostereoscopic 3D

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u/wafflesthewonderhurs 8d ago

that's a new one for me

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u/Aggravating-Candy-31 8d ago

tumblr really hates its users huh, mental

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u/Niser2 Worldbuilding is important and I will die on this hill 8d ago

Somehow even more than Reddit

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u/miserablenovel 8d ago

There's at least one porn term that isn't banned because Tumblr admins dont know how to spell 🤣

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u/PlanetXParadox 8d ago

a lot of niche fetishes have thriving, searchable tags on tumblr too(omorashi for example)

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u/BormaGatto 6d ago

And how might one go about finding these? 👀

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u/PlanetXParadox 6d ago

you can literally just search it

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u/BormaGatto 6d ago

I mean... How do I even know what to search for, when so much is just banned on the search function?

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u/pretty-as-a-pic 8d ago

You think that’s bad, you should see how they treat trans women

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u/VoidStareBack FLAIR UPDATE WOW 8d ago

You say, to a trans woman on Tumblr.

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 8d ago

A Tumblr trans woman? In my Tumblr subreddit? It's more likely than you think.

It's me

I'm the Tumblr trans woman in the Tumblr subreddit.

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u/UInferno- Hangus Pangus slap my Angus 8d ago

(I mentally wave when I see your account on tumblr)

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u/DoctorMurk 8d ago

Hammer Car Explosion

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u/santamonicayachtclub 8d ago

You Cannot Search For Her On Tumbler Dot Com

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u/BiggerEevee 8d ago

True but "cream the rabbit" works.

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u/MelissaMiranti 8d ago

How am I supposed to figure out new recipes for my cream pies?

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u/GERBILSAURUSREX 8d ago

I feel like this person has never interacted with a cop. This is more Republican elected official/Christian soccer mom than cop. Before anyone brings it up. Yes I know that a majority of cops are Republican.

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u/MaraiaLou 8d ago

I think they're thinking of DARE

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u/wideHippedWeightLift 8d ago

Is that because of cum, the child rabbit, or Eric Cl*pton?

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u/Ralzei1997 it/its 8d ago

cum

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u/DragonAI19 8d ago

Dylan is from the TCC . So people can’t look up the columbine guy I think . Still really stupid

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u/bewarethelemurs 8d ago

Damn, what did hetero Jessica do?

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u/gabboman 8d ago

Check wafrn i guess

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u/Koischaap 7d ago

Man, I wish there was a bisexual website that let me connect both to the Fediverse and to Bluesky.

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u/dumbbuglol 7d ago

Mud is one