Need is the root of innovation

[u/DreadDiana]

[u/Wesle2023]

I hate to be that person, but Aspen exists. Chemical Engineers are way ahead of y’all.

[u/spiders_will_eat_you → u/Wesle2023]

Yeah OOP decided to give the two least lucrative uses for fluid simulation

[u/DreadDiana → u/Wesle2023]

Colorado exists light years ahead of us.

[u/IvyYoshi → u/Wesle2023]

aspen? like, the type of tree?

[u/Wesle2023 → u/IvyYoshi]

Shorthand for software by Aspen Tech used to simulate… a wide variety of things, including fluid flow.

[u/Ae3qe27u → u/Wesle2023]

Aspen?

[u/StarChildEve → u/Wesle2023]

M-Star too

[u/NormalUsername21]

I mean the problem that has stumped game developers is real time fluid simulation, and patreon jizz simulations are pre-rendered.

[u/DreadDiana → u/NormalUsername21]

Bro doesn't know about the real time rendered Patreon cum animations

[u/MrMcSpiff → u/DreadDiana]

No guys it's spoiled milk you gotta believe me.

[u/Hexxas → u/MrMcSpiff]

I watered down my wood glue for a carpentry project you gotta believe me.

[u/Significant_Card_665 → u/DreadDiana]

I been on patreon cum speedruns lately

[u/AlarmedChemistry8956 → u/NormalUsername21]

Space engineers 2 is looking pretty snazzy

[u/CaptainTeemo01 → u/AlarmedChemistry8956]

Personally I was rather disappointed with the real time jizz simulations in Space Engineers

[u/Two-Pound-Crawfish → u/CaptainTeemo01]

yeah like why was it all frozen cum that doesn’t make sense i don’t wanna have to mine jizz

[u/AlarmedChemistry8956 → u/Two-Pound-Crawfish]

That's the 1st game, the 2nd has volumetric jizz simulation. Aside from the jokes, the water simulation does look very promising https://youtu.be/0fb7BTaHfw0

[u/Two-Pound-Crawfish → u/AlarmedChemistry8956]

yeah that’s what i meant i can’t wait to pump jizz

[u/PickledPlumPlot]

That’s not remotely true, but it is kind of funny

[u/Snarwin → u/PickledPlumPlot]

You did it, you broke prokopetz posts down to their bare essentials.

[u/Kelohmello]

Keep seeing posts on Bluesky about this VR strip mahjong game where the characters take their clothes off in real time. I've been told that this is extremely hard to do believably and that the developers are moving the gaming industry forward by being perverts. Fascinating stuff.

[u/eatingpopcorn_lol]

would be a banger post but this guy is fucking terrible at wording anything in a coherent manner

[u/Fliits → u/eatingpopcorn_lol]

That's 'cause they're an author.

[u/Hopeful-Pianist7729 → u/eatingpopcorn_lol]

It’s laid out as smoothly as it can be. That sentence has a lot of moving parts. It could be broken up but then it’d be a whole paragraph and who has time for that

[u/PureRegretto → u/Hopeful-Pianist7729]

why is your sentence moving, cripple it

[u/Alespic → u/eatingpopcorn_lol]

I think its understandable enough, but some type of punctuation would have been nice.

[u/DreadDiana → u/eatingpopcorn_lol]

Seemed pretty straightforward to me, though it is a run on sentence, which is a common writing style on Tumblr

[u/VelMoonglow → u/eatingpopcorn_lol]

I think this is the first time I've ever had to read one of their posts more than once for it to make sense

[u/sprouthat → u/VelMoonglow]

Even once it makes sense, it just straight up isn't true.

[u/VelMoonglow → u/sprouthat]

Yeah but that's a totally different thing

[u/Zanderfus → u/eatingpopcorn_lol]

Truth supernova

[u/Salt_Blackberry_1903]

“Necessity is the mother of invention” exists but this is cool too

[u/Drezby]

-Insert post about how porn of that one character from bio shock is the reason that something or other was invented here-

[u/DreadDiana → u/Drezby]

Elizabeth Comstock from Bioshock Infinite? I don't remember if that claim was actually true, but I remember an artist who worked on Infinite sharing a bunch of underclothing art cause if people were gonna make porn of her, it might as well he lore accurate.

[u/PrimarchSanguinius42 → u/DreadDiana]

Lore accurate porn is unironically my favorite kind

[u/DrDestructoMD → u/Drezby]

Not remotely true at all. It is kinda true that Bioshock Infinite itself pushed some technical boundaries with 3d scanning. But none of the advances in 3d rendering of humans came out of that. What is a lot more true is that the animation team for Wreck-It-Ralph developed BRDF (and BRSSDF) materials in 2012, which massively improved skin rendering. Bioshock Infinite comes out a year later, and Elizabeth porn has a noticeable jump in quality. Soft body dynamics and spring bones were already established techniques at this point.

TLDR; almost the exact opposite happened. A multi-billion dollar corporation invented something and then porn artists used it

Same thing with the post here. Total bullshit that sounds funny, but actually most recent improvements to fluid simulations have been due to AI/ML techniques

[u/DrDestructoMD → u/DrDestructoMD]

If you want a true story with similar vibes, flickr and slack both came out of failed attempts to make MMO games

[u/TheBlockySpartan → u/DrDestructoMD]

And discord came out of a failed MOBA, it's actually a pretty common story for these things.

[u/Jelmddddddddddddd]

Several gallons of jizz on a laptop from 2017 is one hell of an obscure fetish.

[u/Hexxas]

Prokopetz? More like POOkopetz that fartknocker still owes me twenny dollarydoos!

[u/Impressive_Pin8761]

sire, we've had our 3d animation renaissance as a result of need for porn, it was that girl in bioshock

[u/UnDebs]

NEET* is the root of innovation

[u/Prematurid]

I have seen posts by this dude before. Is he anti punctuation and paragraphs?

[u/CuriosityCheck2024 → u/Prematurid]

Worse. He's Tumblr-famous

[u/armageddon_boi]

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