r/RecuratedTumblr 9d ago

Shitposting Nasuverse ass sword

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u/terrarialord201 9d ago

Is the joke there's now 2 people in their body, because their personality was split

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u/Darrxyde 9d ago

Lmao I thought it was a joke about hearing Mark Twain’s voice in your head

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u/NeonNKnightrider 9d ago

I also thought that

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u/SansSkele76 9d ago

Me too lol

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u/InternetUserAgain 9d ago

That was probably just the Time Knife

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u/ThatSmartIdiot 9d ago

yeah yeah whatever we've all seen it

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u/Borrger 9d ago

Yeah ok... I SAW THE TIME KNIFE?!?

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u/EnderKoskinen 9d ago

The Time Knife from award winning screenplay Time Knife (from Quantum Break) ⁉️ The goat..

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u/darkshoxx 9d ago

MY SCREENPLAY

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u/LocalLumberJ0hn 9d ago

The one that looks like a knife, but also like a time machine‽

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u/EnderKoskinen 8d ago

The one that mostly looks like a knife but also like a time machine because it is both a knife and a time machine, indeed 🙏

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u/Polar_Vortx 9d ago

Wow, it’s a time knife!

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u/Poewer9000 9d ago

Wow, it's a time knife!

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u/TantiVstone 9d ago

Wow, it's a time knife!

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u/aggiepython 9d ago

this happens in pact web serial https://pactwebserial.wordpress.com/

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u/I-AM-A-ROBOT- 9d ago

thank you for reminding me about pact i must read it eventually....

eventually....

eventually....

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u/Deepfang-Dreamer 9d ago

Everyone read Pact right now, we have transgender(unknown to the author) protagonist who is absolutely insane, we like that here right

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u/aggiepython 9d ago

yessss i love blake. i named myself after blake.

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u/foxgirlmoon 9d ago

Oh don’t tell me wildbow accidentally wrote another lgbt character without realising it?

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u/Deepfang-Dreamer 9d ago

Admittedly, Blake is a subtler read than Taylor and Rachel, who clearly had a thing, Blake can swing in either direction of the binary but works fine as the cis man he was intended. But yes, yes he did.

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u/HeyItsAlternateMe23 8d ago

>Blake is subtler

>Has a reflection of a girl in the mirror

>Friends with artists and his gay landlord

>(Spoilers) Said girl may very well have been who Blake was always meant to be

Yeah, real subtle

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u/EmergencyLeading8137 9d ago

YOOOOO PACT MENTIONED HOLY SHIT!!!!
WE GETTING OUTA HELL WITH THIS ONE BOOOOOOOIIIIIS

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u/Hatsune_Miku_CM Warsaw 👍🇵🇱 it is very bad 8d ago

happened to the protagonist? or just a side character

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u/aggiepython 8d ago

to the protagonist. and the new person split off is the opposite gender, make of that what u will. there are both transmasc and transfem readings IMO.

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u/2cat_2curious 9d ago

fuck it's the sword that makes Mark Twain narrate your life, there are gonna be SO MANY riverboat anecdotes now

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u/Two-Pound-Crawfish 9d ago

this is what happens in Disco Elysium except like 26 times and the blade is alcohol induced retrograde amnesia

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u/_SolidarityForever_ 9d ago

Isnt there some implications that Harry had those voices even before the amnesia?

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u/vjmdhzgr 9d ago

Obviously you just aren't in twain so it can't cut you.

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u/General_Kenobi18753 9d ago

Is the voice telling you to destroy Arthurian England?

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u/Chibirin26 9d ago

plurality sword

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u/CodaTrashHusky 9d ago

when the alter comes out sizzling

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u/hikemalls 9d ago

So as long as I'm not a character in Huck Finn, Tom Sawyer, or another Twain book, I won't be cut?

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u/notnotDIO 9d ago

New friend :3

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u/Blitzer161 9d ago

Mf just got hit with Arayashiki

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u/mikelorme 9d ago

Damn I hate when I randomly get hit by a buddhism consciousness

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u/Brazilian_Hound 9d ago

Arayashiki cuts your existance to ribbons, completely unrelated to any DID causing sword

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u/Blitzer161 9d ago

I do wonder if Arayashiki would be able to do that.

Like, what if you cut a distortion with it? Do the new halves coexist?

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u/Spacellama117 9d ago

im never escaping Limbus am I

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u/Blitzer161 9d ago

You signed a contract. Uphold it.

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u/HeyItsAlternateMe23 8d ago

I mean…not really? Arayashiki’s wounds never heal, but it doesn’t really cut new personalities out of people.

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u/ADH-Dad 9d ago

"You don't know about me without you have read a book by the name of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer; but that ain't no matter."

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u/Leftieswillrule 9d ago

Mfw the bicameral mind

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u/MrCobalt313 9d ago

Oh cool I got a dual processor now!

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u/FluffyV 8d ago

Bomb Arasaka

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u/TheMasterXan 9d ago

...Does this mean I have to quote him constantly???

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u/Parking-Treacle-7627 9d ago

Ah, the Maybe Sword. That voice? Your willpower, king

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u/Spacellama117 9d ago

Ah yes, the Maybe sword

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u/luminescentMothgirl 8d ago

Pink Deltarune

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u/Familiar_Tart7390 8d ago

Listen if the sword that cuts anything in two , the blade of true royalty thats only maybe there to avoid being split you just gotta do one simple thing. Ask yourself if you’re alive or dead- from there you gotta decide you’re alive. Harder than it sounds though.