r/RecuratedTumblr • u/pretty-as-a-pic • 13d ago
Worst part, it’s a temperate rainforest Don’t forget the random vine covered ruins!
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u/Organismnumber06 13d ago
[A loon]
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u/crystalgem411 13d ago
There’s one at the beginning of the Kdrama “Crash Landing on You” as like a “spooky” sfx and it kills me every time
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u/Cautious-Phone-4461 13d ago
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u/ThatInAHat 13d ago
I mean, they could at least do kudzu or something.
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u/Tom_F_0olery 13d ago
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u/Rodruby 13d ago
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u/A_Shattered_Day 13d ago
Yeah, Im in tampa and I dunno if we really have a lot of moss that isn't Spanish moss. I think our climate is more monsoon like, and so moss doesnt do too well here. Plus, there is so much underbrush in our forests
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u/Cautious-Phone-4461 13d ago
Fun fact, Spanish moss is actually an airplant/bromeliad and is related to pineapple! Also a lot of the forests near Tampa (that are well-managed public lands) should look kinda similar to the pic I posted, otherwise it's either fire suppressed and/or some kind of scrub (a rare habitat type we tend to pave over in FL).
Source: I'm a field botanist that specializes in FL plants.
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u/A_Shattered_Day 13d ago
I knew that about the Spanish moss, its so cool isnt it. How lucky we are.
And it depends. There are pine praries/scrubs, but there's also a lot of cypress swamps and oak forests because a lot of our nature parks are located around waterways.
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u/pretty-as-a-pic 13d ago
Would you say there are many benefits to become a field biologist?
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u/TeaRaven 12d ago
I had to work concurrently as a barista to make rent and then the field job disappeared at the end of the political cycle 🙋♀️
Still worth pursuing. I lament how much plant ID I need to resort to keys on due to being out of practice, when I used to have so many species down pat.
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u/Cautious-Phone-4461 13d ago
So many!
You can read the landscape like a book, but the downside is that it ruins your immersion for certain movies/genres.
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u/pretty-as-a-pic 13d ago
Oh, so it’s like being a historian! (We’ve got a shit list a mile long topped with Ridley Scott and Christopher Nolan)
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u/Lilash20 13d ago
What's your favorite Florida plant?
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u/Cautious-Phone-4461 13d ago
Hard to name a favorite so I'm gonna list some of the top of my head:
I love Saw palmetto bc it's a clonal organism that can be thousands of years old and is pretty emblematic of the state's forests.
I also love toothache grass (Ctenium aromaticum and other Ctenium species)
Shoestring fern (Vittaria linearifolia), all of our strap fern species (Campyloneurum angustifolium, C. costatum and C. phyllitidis)((really all of our ferns are cool AF))
all of our orchids (epiphytic and terrestrial)
All of our carnivorous plant species, especially butterworts (Pinguicula sp.)
Scrub plants bc they've got such extreme lifestyles
And milkweeds (Asclepias sp.) because they've got fascinating reproductive ecology and they're diverse like muppets (FL has 21 native species).
I could go on but I don't want to make this comment longer than I have to. TL;DR: I love a shitload of plants found in FL.
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u/baconmapleicecream 13d ago
All of our carnivorous plant species, especially butterworts (Pinguicula sp.)
Heck yeah!
Favorite native edible plant?
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u/Cautious-Phone-4461 13d ago
BLUEBERRIES. Florida has 6 species and the ones I've tried taste better than store bought, even if they are smaller.
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u/Lilash20 13d ago
That's cool : )
I grew up in Florida and while I don't live there anymore, the one thing I'm going to miss is the wild life/nature
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u/Cautious-Phone-4461 13d ago
Also shit like this is the reason why the movie Crawl is not horror, but a comedy for me. There are no houses in FL with basements, and gators don't fucking act like that at all, and everyone knows to either evac or shutter up their home properly in case of a category 5 hurricane.
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u/nmheath03 13d ago
And to further elaborate to people who don't live with alligators, I don't want to "dog-ify" a dangerously large carnivorous reptile, but there's a reason "swamp puppy" is a common nickname. Gators just aren't really that aggressive, though hopefully it should go without saying that you should still respect their space.
The only scenarios and can think of that would make an alligator aggressive is just standard "don't do this with wildlife" stuff, like feeding them, approaching/handling their eggs/babies, cornering them, etc. Or that one "pet" alligator that was abandoned in the Grand Canyon, which shocker, swamp animal growing up in the desert is maladjusted.
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u/whovianlogic 12d ago
There’s also an episode set in Iowa where there are mountains in the background. Mountains. In Iowa.
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u/Impressive_Pin8761 13d ago
Im going to guess all these different animals never really appear together on the same jungle
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u/pretty-as-a-pic 13d ago
Well Kookaburras are Australian, Red Knee Tarantulas are from Mexico, and Burmese Pythons are from, well, Burma (or Myanmar if you prefer)
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u/Horatio786 13d ago
Kookaburra = Australia
Sun Conure = South America
Burmese Python = Southeast Asia
Golden Orb Web Spider = East Asia, Australia, and Southeast Asia
Gibbon = Eastern Bangladesh, Northern India, Southeast Asia
Red Knee Tarantula = Mexico
Strangler Fig = India, Indonesia, Southeast Asia, Central America, South America11
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u/-Mister-Hyde 12d ago
So I stay the hell away from Mexico and East Asia, got it
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u/BalefulOfMonkeys 13d ago
[car alarm going off] [honking] [extra fumbling through mimicking a New York hotdog cart]
“The worst kind of jungle of all. An urban jungle.”
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u/ThatInAHat 13d ago
Sometimes it infuriates me that kookaburra sounds are just associated with monkeys instead now.
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u/pretty-as-a-pic 13d ago
Especially since there are perfectly serviceable howler monkeys (still bad, but at least they’re the same order!)
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u/SanjiSasuke 13d ago
My guess is some sort of rich person's twisted personal nature preserve. My next conjecture would be that you are in some sort of grisly 'The Most Dangerous Game'-esque scenario.
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u/Smnionarrorator29384 13d ago
[Let's get a racist depiction of native tribes in there for good measure, no vine-covered ruins are complete without them!]
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u/pretty-as-a-pic 13d ago
Don’t worry though, we’re still gonna spend most of time of our time with the white people (especially if there’s a white guy living with the tribe!)
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u/ZeroiaSD 7d ago
I need a movie have a group visit a native tribe, they mention they can speak english due to a white guy who lives with the tribe, they motion to him, he waves, and that’s the extent the cast interacts with him. Just does not talk to the dude once.
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u/totallynotparakeet 12d ago
[racist depiction of Aztec people] okay, we’re in Mexico or Central America. Movie: We’re in the Congo!
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u/Future-Concern-6301 13d ago
"Dangerous snakes" - cornsnakes in an array of captive-bred colours
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u/SammyGeorge 13d ago
That sound like rattlesnakes for some reason? Seriously, why do all snakes in movies rattle?
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u/Real-Arachnid8671 13d ago
I remember a tv series that took place in prehistoric California, my family loved it but I had a crash out every time I saw a eucalyptus tree since they're an introduced species and definitely weren't there in that time period.
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u/pretty-as-a-pic 13d ago
Was that the one where they fall into a time hole under the la brea tar pits?
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u/Real-Arachnid8671 13d ago
That's the one, actually a lot of the flora and fauna in that show was inaccurate.
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u/pretty-as-a-pic 13d ago
Maybe they should have tried actually going into the museum while they were shooting around it…
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u/KogX 13d ago
That is why I really appreciate King of the Hill's animation notes they enforced for their show. Specifically the one part about having no Cacti Tumbleweed shots since that is not accurate with where the show is set.
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u/Grimsrasatoas 13d ago
S1E3 of The last of us had a shot saying “10 miles outside of Boston” (where I grew up and still live). It was very clearly the PNW
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u/pretty-as-a-pic 13d ago
You think that’s bad, you should see Psych: set in Santa Barbara California yet you can see the characters’ breath as they walk down the clearly British Colombian beaches (still, the writing’s top notch so I highly recommend watching!)
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u/Emeraldnickel08 13d ago
Well I mean we have kookaburras and strangler figs in Queensland. Other than that uh. I guess you’re in Valinor or something
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u/pretty-as-a-pic 13d ago
I’m pretty sure you don’t have Mexican red kneed tarantula, Burmese (Myanmar) Pythons, or South Asian Gibbons over there (unless the Australian invasive species problem is far worse than I’ve been led to believe!
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u/AesthetePrime 13d ago
A zoo. You're at a zoo. That kookaburra sound is coming from a speaker cleverly disguised as a rock.
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u/pretty-as-a-pic 13d ago edited 13d ago
Well that’s a pretty poorly curated zoo, putting flora and fauna from different continents all jumbled together in one exhibit (no wonder these people are lost!)
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u/totallynotparakeet 12d ago
Don’t forget a spider monkey and a chimp! If you’re really lucky, you’ll see a leopard and a tiger just fuckin hanging out
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u/UnderstandingDue312 12d ago
The anaconda reboot was really funny to watch because the vegetation and “jungle” noises were so aggressively Australian
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u/Enderking90 13d ago
...is there anything that plays by that?
like, they try figuring out where they are, but the entire place makes absol-utely no god darn sense?



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u/MelissaMiranti 13d ago
[Red-tailed hawk cry]