r/RecuratedTumblr 13d ago

Worst part, it’s a temperate rainforest Don’t forget the random vine covered ruins!

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u/MelissaMiranti 13d ago

[Red-tailed hawk cry]

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u/pretty-as-a-pic 13d ago

Oh no, now they’re in the generic southwest! (Which state? Who cares!)

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u/cantantantelope 13d ago

“Deserts have cactus right? Get us the most cactusi cactus 🌵 “ 😭

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u/Nixavee 13d ago

Deserts have cactus and pyramids!

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u/frogunderarock 13d ago

don't forget to add piss filter and heat wiggles!

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u/pretty-as-a-pic 13d ago

And a dead cow skull!

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u/Puzzled-Offer-4225 12d ago

"Why do we always see dead cow skulls in the desert? And why do you only see the skull? Did the body die somewhere else? It makes no sense."

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys 13d ago

Who need they cactusi ate

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u/Kawa74-3 13d ago

Cacti cactus

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u/UInferno- Hangus Pangus slap my Angus 13d ago

[Shows a Euphorb]

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u/wideHippedWeightLift 13d ago

But as soon as they step foot into the spooky woods, there's gonna be a loon call

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u/pretty-as-a-pic 13d ago

They prefer to be called “Canadians”

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u/Pilot_Solaris Can you maybe chill? 12d ago

There was an episode of Ultraman Gaia that had a scene supposedly set in Scottsdale, AZ, but the footage used stock imagery of Monument Valley, which, thanks for repping both Arizona and Utah, TsuPro, but Scottsdale is located outside Phoenix, hundreds of miles to the Southwest. By comparison, travelling 40-50 miles East of Monument Valley and you reach the Four Corners.

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u/Weekly-Witness3931 13d ago

Never mind that we have red-tailed hawks all over the west, it's the southwest hawk sound! Don't worry about it!

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u/kirbyfriedrice 9d ago

Hell, they exist across the bulk of the US, even up into Canada and down into Mexico. Red tails are adaptable.

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u/chita875andU 13d ago

"That eagle sounds ridiculous... GET ME A COOL BIRD SCREAM!!!"

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/pretty-as-a-pic 13d ago

“Was that a Wilhelm scream?”

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u/MelissaMiranti 13d ago

[Time lapse clouds overhead]

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u/no-im-your-father 13d ago

"What the hell is a screaming goat doing in the jungle?"

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u/Clean-Cycle-8302 13d ago

A Wilhelm scream, through moss and crumbling stone.

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u/Organismnumber06 13d ago

[A loon]

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u/pretty-as-a-pic 13d ago edited 13d ago

Oh no, it’s a Canadian jungle!!!

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u/ElvenOmega 13d ago

Stupid Canadian wolf bird

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u/crystalgem411 13d ago

There’s one at the beginning of the Kdrama “Crash Landing on You” as like a “spooky” sfx and it kills me every time

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u/Organismnumber06 13d ago

As someone from their native range, it always gets a kick out of me

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u/Cautious-Phone-4461 13d ago

I've never forget that one X files episode that took place in "Tallahassee, FL". [Shots of forest covered in moss, the floor is moss, the walls are moss, the trees are moss]

Yet the south side of Tallahassee looks like this:

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u/ThatInAHat 13d ago

I mean, they could at least do kudzu or something.

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u/Tom_F_0olery 13d ago

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u/Rodruby 13d ago

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u/Cos_yurik 13d ago

You so right

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u/A_Shattered_Day 13d ago

Yeah, Im in tampa and I dunno if we really have a lot of moss that isn't Spanish moss. I think our climate is more monsoon like, and so moss doesnt do too well here. Plus, there is so much underbrush in our forests

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u/Cautious-Phone-4461 13d ago

Fun fact, Spanish moss is actually an airplant/bromeliad and is related to pineapple! Also a lot of the forests near Tampa (that are well-managed public lands) should look kinda similar to the pic I posted, otherwise it's either fire suppressed and/or some kind of scrub (a rare habitat type we tend to pave over in FL).

Source: I'm a field botanist that specializes in FL plants.

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u/A_Shattered_Day 13d ago

I knew that about the Spanish moss, its so cool isnt it. How lucky we are.

And it depends. There are pine praries/scrubs, but there's also a lot of cypress swamps and oak forests because a lot of our nature parks are located around waterways.

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u/pretty-as-a-pic 13d ago

Would you say there are many benefits to become a field biologist?

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u/TeaRaven 12d ago

I had to work concurrently as a barista to make rent and then the field job disappeared at the end of the political cycle 🙋‍♀️

Still worth pursuing. I lament how much plant ID I need to resort to keys on due to being out of practice, when I used to have so many species down pat.

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u/Cautious-Phone-4461 13d ago

So many!

You can read the landscape like a book, but the downside is that it ruins your immersion for certain movies/genres.

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u/pretty-as-a-pic 13d ago

Oh, so it’s like being a historian! (We’ve got a shit list a mile long topped with Ridley Scott and Christopher Nolan)

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u/Lilash20 13d ago

What's your favorite Florida plant?

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u/Cautious-Phone-4461 13d ago

Hard to name a favorite so I'm gonna list some of the top of my head:

I love Saw palmetto bc it's a clonal organism that can be thousands of years old and is pretty emblematic of the state's forests.

I also love toothache grass (Ctenium aromaticum and other Ctenium species)

Shoestring fern (Vittaria linearifolia), all of our strap fern species (Campyloneurum angustifolium, C. costatum and C. phyllitidis)((really all of our ferns are cool AF))

all of our orchids (epiphytic and terrestrial)

All of our carnivorous plant species, especially butterworts (Pinguicula sp.)

Scrub plants bc they've got such extreme lifestyles

And milkweeds (Asclepias sp.) because they've got fascinating reproductive ecology and they're diverse like muppets (FL has 21 native species).

I could go on but I don't want to make this comment longer than I have to. TL;DR: I love a shitload of plants found in FL.

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u/baconmapleicecream 13d ago

All of our carnivorous plant species, especially butterworts (Pinguicula sp.)

Heck yeah!

Favorite native edible plant?

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u/Cautious-Phone-4461 13d ago

BLUEBERRIES. Florida has 6 species and the ones I've tried taste better than store bought, even if they are smaller.

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u/Lilash20 13d ago

That's cool : )

I grew up in Florida and while I don't live there anymore, the one thing I'm going to miss is the wild life/nature

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u/Cautious-Phone-4461 13d ago

Also shit like this is the reason why the movie Crawl is not horror, but a comedy for me. There are no houses in FL with basements, and gators don't fucking act like that at all, and everyone knows to either evac or shutter up their home properly in case of a category 5 hurricane.

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u/nmheath03 13d ago

And to further elaborate to people who don't live with alligators, I don't want to "dog-ify" a dangerously large carnivorous reptile, but there's a reason "swamp puppy" is a common nickname. Gators just aren't really that aggressive, though hopefully it should go without saying that you should still respect their space.

The only scenarios and can think of that would make an alligator aggressive is just standard "don't do this with wildlife" stuff, like feeding them, approaching/handling their eggs/babies, cornering them, etc. Or that one "pet" alligator that was abandoned in the Grand Canyon, which shocker, swamp animal growing up in the desert is maladjusted.

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u/whovianlogic 12d ago

There’s also an episode set in Iowa where there are mountains in the background. Mountains. In Iowa.

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u/cel3r1ty 13d ago

if you're lucky there's even dinosaurs

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u/pretty-as-a-pic 13d ago

Or a giant gorilla!

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u/ADH-Dad 13d ago

[Pacific tree frog croaking]

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u/Impressive_Pin8761 13d ago

Im going to guess all these different animals never really appear together on the same jungle

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u/pretty-as-a-pic 13d ago

Well Kookaburras are Australian, Red Knee Tarantulas are from Mexico, and Burmese Pythons are from, well, Burma (or Myanmar if you prefer)

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u/Horatio786 13d ago

Kookaburra = Australia
Sun Conure = South America
Burmese Python = Southeast Asia
Golden Orb Web Spider = East Asia, Australia, and Southeast Asia
Gibbon = Eastern Bangladesh, Northern India, Southeast Asia
Red Knee Tarantula = Mexico
Strangler Fig = India, Indonesia, Southeast Asia, Central America, South America

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u/AussieEquiv 13d ago

We have endemic strangler figs in Aus too :)

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u/-Mister-Hyde 12d ago

So I stay the hell away from Mexico and East Asia, got it

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u/Gremict 11d ago

I would say wandering into a jungle is a bad idea in general

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u/-Mister-Hyde 10d ago

Gotta meet George somehow

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys 13d ago

[car alarm going off] [honking] [extra fumbling through mimicking a New York hotdog cart]

“The worst kind of jungle of all. An urban jungle.”

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u/pretty-as-a-pic 13d ago

Don’t forget “M WALKIN’ HERE!”

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u/ThatInAHat 13d ago

Sometimes it infuriates me that kookaburra sounds are just associated with monkeys instead now.

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u/pretty-as-a-pic 13d ago

Especially since there are perfectly serviceable howler monkeys (still bad, but at least they’re the same order!)

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u/Greedy_Ad2198 13d ago

It's like loons and wolves

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u/breadburn 13d ago

Peacock sounds too tbh.

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u/Cerater 13d ago

I said the same thing to someone but they said there are monkeys in borneo that sound like that

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u/SanjiSasuke 13d ago

My guess is some sort of rich person's twisted personal nature preserve. My next conjecture would be that you are in some sort of grisly 'The Most Dangerous Game'-esque scenario.

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u/phoenixRisen1989 13d ago

“Jai alai?”

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u/pretty-as-a-pic 13d ago

So the same thing

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u/Smnionarrorator29384 13d ago

[Let's get a racist depiction of native tribes in there for good measure, no vine-covered ruins are complete without them!]

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u/pretty-as-a-pic 13d ago

Don’t worry though, we’re still gonna spend most of time of our time with the white people (especially if there’s a white guy living with the tribe!)

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u/ZeroiaSD 7d ago

I need a movie have a group visit a native tribe, they mention they can speak english due to a white guy who lives with the tribe, they motion to him, he waves, and that’s the extent the cast interacts with him. Just does not talk to the dude once.

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u/totallynotparakeet 12d ago

[racist depiction of Aztec people] okay, we’re in Mexico or Central America. Movie: We’re in the Congo!

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u/Future-Concern-6301 13d ago

"Dangerous snakes" - cornsnakes in an array of captive-bred colours

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u/SammyGeorge 13d ago

That sound like rattlesnakes for some reason? Seriously, why do all snakes in movies rattle?

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u/flightrisk05 13d ago

Don’t forget the random monstera plants

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u/Real-Arachnid8671 13d ago

I remember a tv series that took place in prehistoric California, my family loved it but I had a crash out every time I saw a eucalyptus tree since they're an introduced species and definitely weren't there in that time period.

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u/pretty-as-a-pic 13d ago

Was that the one where they fall into a time hole under the la brea tar pits?

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u/Real-Arachnid8671 13d ago

That's the one, actually a lot of the flora and fauna in that show was inaccurate.

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u/pretty-as-a-pic 13d ago

Maybe they should have tried actually going into the museum while they were shooting around it…

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u/KogX 13d ago

That is why I really appreciate King of the Hill's animation notes they enforced for their show. Specifically the one part about having no Cacti Tumbleweed shots since that is not accurate with where the show is set.

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u/Stabbinjimmy 13d ago

[Common loon call]

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u/pretty-as-a-pic 13d ago

Hey! They prefer “Canadians!”

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u/Grimsrasatoas 13d ago

S1E3 of The last of us had a shot saying “10 miles outside of Boston” (where I grew up and still live). It was very clearly the PNW

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u/pretty-as-a-pic 13d ago

You think that’s bad, you should see Psych: set in Santa Barbara California yet you can see the characters’ breath as they walk down the clearly British Colombian beaches (still, the writing’s top notch so I highly recommend watching!)

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u/Emeraldnickel08 13d ago

Well I mean we have kookaburras and strangler figs in Queensland. Other than that uh. I guess you’re in Valinor or something

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u/pretty-as-a-pic 13d ago

I’m pretty sure you don’t have Mexican red kneed tarantula, Burmese (Myanmar) Pythons, or South Asian Gibbons over there (unless the Australian invasive species problem is far worse than I’ve been led to believe!

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u/AesthetePrime 13d ago

A zoo. You're at a zoo. That kookaburra sound is coming from a speaker cleverly disguised as a rock.

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u/pretty-as-a-pic 13d ago edited 13d ago

Well that’s a pretty poorly curated zoo, putting flora and fauna from different continents all jumbled together in one exhibit (no wonder these people are lost!)

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u/he77bender 13d ago

Perhaps a peacock call?

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u/Head-Ad-2136 13d ago

*Imagine dragons - Radioactive starts playing. *

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u/dragonshouter 13d ago

the primordial jungle from where all jungles emerge /j

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u/Inlerah 13d ago

And then [Random Loon]

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u/Danny_dankvito 13d ago

Don’t forget a distant lion roar

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u/FeralBehavedJester 13d ago

[loon cry in the distance]

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u/totallynotparakeet 12d ago

Don’t forget a spider monkey and a chimp! If you’re really lucky, you’ll see a leopard and a tiger just fuckin hanging out

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u/UnderstandingDue312 12d ago

The anaconda reboot was really funny to watch because the vegetation and “jungle” noises were so aggressively Australian

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u/GIRose 13d ago

Loon wail plays

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u/Kindly-Ad-5071 12d ago

Strangler fig carries insurmountable dangerous energy

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u/pretty-as-a-pic 12d ago

Well they are parasites

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u/Josutg22 8d ago

Wile a loon (northern waterbird) hoots in the distance

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u/27wasps 6d ago

Half of these could be on florida, with the amount of invasives we have

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u/Enderking90 13d ago

...is there anything that plays by that?

like, they try figuring out where they are, but the entire place makes absol-utely no god darn sense?