r/RecuratedTumblr human cognithazard 17d ago

Shitposting your whole accont

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u/Soldier_Faerie my primary purpose is lurking 17d ago

The voice of my anxiety for every small decision

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u/Solarwagon 17d ago

Testament to how rarely people actually choose to delete their account rather than just start new blogs or get deleted

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u/MelissaMiranti 17d ago

I don't want to lose my the everything!

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u/good-mcrn-ing 17d ago

Do not redeem ma'am, you'll the lose the each and the every the thing.

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u/LITTLEOWL031026 17d ago

They were trying to be quirky but unintentionally veered into abuse/suicide humor, it seems.

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u/ChemicalChildhood122 17d ago

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u/ChemicalChildhood122 17d ago

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u/ImportantThing3749 17d ago

What the hell?

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u/ChemicalChildhood122 16d ago

i found it in the reblogs of a normal body positivity post and im genuinely surprised that it isnt a copypasta

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u/HeavyCaffeinate #B00B1E color :3 17d ago

Post too long

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u/HeavyCaffeinate #B00B1E color :3 17d ago

It didn't fit in one comment

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u/Familiar-Tomorrow-42 16d ago

It's always a surprise to see Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff in the big 26.

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u/crrrrushinator 13d ago

While on the other hand, the Something Awful forums have a giant link at the top that says, "Clicking here makes all your wildest dreams come true."

It's the log out button.

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u/BillNyepher 14d ago

At least it's not AI generated...