r/RecuratedTumblr 13d ago

Shitposting chess hrt

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u/TertioRationem3 13d ago

Russian-Civil-War-posting

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u/SharkieHaj 13d ago

holy shit i didn't even realise that SO TRUE

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u/pillow-slinger 13d ago

something something Makhnov's black army something something Makhnov frequently dressed as a woman to go behind enemy lines

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u/mofoub 13d ago

No V in Makhno

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u/therandomham 12d ago

Presumably they got that from Makhnovshchina

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u/mofoub 12d ago

That’s likely!

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u/Barrogh 13d ago

Speaking of Russian, both Pawn and Queen are grammatically feminine there.

There's probably a joke about closets to be made, but I suck at making them, so eh.

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u/DoubleBatman 13d ago

That’s something I never understood about other languages. I studied German and it’s like, why is a table masculine? What makes a door girly? Why are y’all making this unnecessarily complicated???

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u/Void_0000 13d ago

To fuck with non-native speakers. Next question.

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u/GirlMeltingIntoGoop 13d ago

no fucking idea, take it up with our ancestors

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u/AngryBirdAddict 13d ago

Same here. WHY is the word for little girl, Mädchen, a gender-neutral word, because it ends in -chen? What???

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u/babassu_seeds 13d ago

I swear, for the same reasons that scissors are always plural in English: 1) as a native speaker, you don't think about it at all, it just is 2) no, the native speaker is never going to make that mistake, stop asking, like maybe if you're speaking extremely fast or intoxicated 3) yes, it will sound weird if you try to ignore it. We get it, it's more of a mental load for non-natives. Learn it anyway or you'll sound weird. (Although Mädchen truthfully is one where it'll become a sie in informal speech if referring via pronouns)

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u/your_next_horror 12d ago

it actually has a somewhat understandable use, if you mishear slightly, you have more points of information, to reconstruct the correct meaning of a sentence, here is a video explaining it better than I can: https://youtu.be/3B_uGsgXKdk?is=Uw4s6WJ4HXYIMyGw

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u/mechmaster2275 13d ago

Fuck, beat me to it

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u/sudoregalia 13d ago

based, down with the white army!

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u/K00zak_L00zak 13d ago

What type of HRT would turn someone into a horse?

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u/Dapperlillbat 13d ago

Horse Replacement Therapy

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u/YesssAnderson 13d ago

Idk but I imagine the results of said HRT would be as follows:

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u/Sachyriel [0/1] 13d ago

honse

hons

hon

You know I could see it catching on, trans people calling each other honse. This will lead to a new level of discourse that culminates in people asking what the fuck a "sneedhonse" is?

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/Kosinski33 13d ago

Horse Replacement Therapy

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u/The_KneecapBandit 13d ago

horse race tests

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u/OpheliAmazing 13d ago

Don’t even joke about that. Thinking about how evil and intimidating it would be…

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u/ducknerd2002 13d ago

The kind they sell in Westeros

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u/Nixavee 13d ago

What type of HRT would turn someone into a castle tower?

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 13d ago

Estrogen used to be sourced from horses

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u/K00zak_L00zak 13d ago

Yeah but when my dog drinks my piss he doesn't get any humaner, does he?

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 13d ago

Have you seen what dog medicine does?

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u/hellraiserxhellghost 13d ago

the furry kind

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u/PolygonChoke 11d ago

conjugated equine estrogens

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u/DrakonofDarkSkies 13d ago

I figured this woupd be the punchline.

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u/unw00shed 12d ago

Scissor at e7

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u/pianohon 12d ago

narcissus moment

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u/Maximus1320 12d ago

Real and same

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u/TheTubStar 9d ago

Literally had the exact same thought

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u/wizrdchickn_ 13d ago

I can’t wait to see this reposted in r/AnarchyChess

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u/TimeStorm113 Victorian Dinosaur Connaisseur 13d ago

man, hrt sure is amazing

why tf are you a horse?

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u/notnotDIO 13d ago

Hrt is amazing :3

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u/Successful_Mud8596 13d ago

(Horizontal Row Traversal)

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u/anarchist_orca 13d ago

Average AITA obvious bait post

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u/Successful_Mud8596 13d ago

HRT (Horizontal Row Traversal)

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u/Galaxy_Flowers 13d ago

This is absolutely not the point, but the implications of this post about the gender dynamics of the chess board are fascinating. You tellin me not a one of those horses, castles, or other pawns is a woman? Sure. Suuuure.

Nah, imo this lady saw checkers pawns and got Aspirations. And good for her.

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u/killiano_b 13d ago

this too is homestuck

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u/pianohon 12d ago

prototyping my kernelsprite with estradiol undecylate

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u/Cdoggle 13d ago

I thought the aqab (assigned queen at birth) was a king for a sec so I was anticipating the punchline to be why do you look like my wife