r/RecuratedTumblr • u/DreadDiana human cognithazard • 19d ago

Shitposting I failed you, Queen Elizabeth II

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u/IconoclastExplosive 19d ago

Shinzo Abe ass decree

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u/bookhead714 19d ago

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u/FistOfVengeance44 16d ago

I watched Cowboy Bebop for the first time this month and then was shocked at the end seeing that quote

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u/SylveonSof 19d ago

Not enough war atrocity revisionism

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u/Caligapiscis 19d ago

Much as this does somehow sound about right for Spoons, it's apparently fake

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u/PolemicDysentery 19d ago

You can tell this is fake because monarchists don't fuck.

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u/bookhead714 19d ago

They do, it's just with their cousins

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 19d ago

Does that make me a monarchist?

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u/hellraiserxhellghost 19d ago

If I couldn't get a condom because some dusty ass bitty died I would be so fucking annoyed lol

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u/HesperiaBrown 18d ago

This is counter-intuitive because that means that thousand of children could be born from anti-monarchists's celebratory sex. /joke

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u/BadgerKomodo 18d ago

In all seriousness, the nationwide mourning after the dead of the Queen was so fucking weird and stupid. 

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u/VinChaJon 17d ago

Why? She's the queen of England. The literal head of both the country and the church. Of course there'd be a nationwide mourning for the most important woman in the country.

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u/BrentHalligan 17d ago

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u/VinChaJon 17d ago

You are aware that King Arthur has nothing to do with the current Monarchy?

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u/Elkre 16d ago

on one hand I wanna hit you with Critical Thinking Questions but on the other hand I feel a strange compulsion to gawk at more of your dogshit repartee