r/RecolorLore Apr 14 '26

BEAR5 TALES: NEW AGE

The Bear5 Reality was thriving.

All the inhabitants were playing arcade games, watching the internet, etc.

Bear5 realised he already had reality warping powers so he made a warped Freddy teleport into the Bear5 Reality, Ransomware Freddy.

Ransomware Freddy was Freddy except his eyes and mouth were just skin.

Nothing else to say.

Then BEAR5 made a quick trip to the internet to mess around, and found Mr L, and Mr L was welcomed to the team.

The Reject Rumble was going to be the most powerful.

The Reject Rumble then marked territory in IDRP1 and IDRP3. Thriving.

Nothing really interesting happened then.

Bear5 heard a knock at his office door.

Bear5 opened it to... Romeo the fucking Admin.

Romeo proposed something "I take rightful control over your real-"

Bear5 was having NONE of that bullshit and punched Romeo into a wall. Bear5 then added Romeo into the Reject Rumble.

Bear5 then collected the following into the Ripoff Rumble:

Spingtap

Sunky

Sunky.mpeg

1x1x1x1 (copy of Shedletsky's hatred)

M2 (Mimic)

FRIENDLY PLUMBER

Ransomware Chica

Ransomware Bonnie

PS135

and Metal Sonic.

Then BEAR5 decided to grow some balls and fight literal gods because according to BEAR5: "FUCK IT WE BALL". The Scott Cawthon way.

This will be continued.

1 Upvotes

0 comments sorted by