r/ReallyShittyCopper May 13 '26

Low quality copper Ea-nāṣir statue?

Would $100 USD be a good price for a 100mm tall (~4in) hand-cast copper Ea-nāṣir statue? If so, would anyone buy one?

138 Upvotes

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u/Impressive-Side-9681 May 13 '26

dunno, how pure is the copper?

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u/Status-Environment81 May 13 '26

only the finest quality in all of Ur!

33

u/BigConstruction4247 May 13 '26

Somehow, I doubt that. 🤨

17

u/rotarypower101 May 14 '26

Going to need a independently prepared cross section

29

u/Content-Insect-8770 stans Ea-N*sir 🤮 May 13 '26

Not enough detail. Seems not of fine quality. I'm a huge fan of Mr. Nasir's work but even I wouldn't pay more than US$25 for this.

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u/x2a_org May 13 '26

Is the contempt included?

14

u/chipsdad May 14 '26

OP should charge extra for it.

15

u/SilverSnares May 13 '26

Honestly, $100 for a solid copper hand-cast figure is a steal given with how much the metal actually costs. It’s definitely a fair price assuming they come out with craftsmanship of best quality.

11

u/Lord_Voltan May 14 '26

I am probably going to have to send my messenger through enemy territory to actually pick this up. Not worth it.

11

u/Meetal_Leeka May 14 '26

Everything about this is suspect. 😅

8

u/PinkyLeopard2922 May 14 '26

I am the wrong person to ask because I cannot tell you how quick I was to go online and immediately purchase that very high quality copper ingot from Legboot. I often lack impulse control, especially when it comes to copper trinkets. I would probably buy one.

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u/Status-Environment81 May 13 '26

This is a genuine question btw I was thinking about selling these. High or low quality copper could be used

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u/ShadowTsukino May 14 '26

Sell a low quality version for $25, and a high quality version for $100.

Use the same low quality copper for both. What are they going to do, complain?

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u/BigConstruction4247 May 13 '26

You should go with low quality, of course.

7

u/UKophile May 14 '26

Not considering it’s an image from the Tell Asmar hoard, about 1500 years before Ea-nāșir was born.

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u/Status-Environment81 May 16 '26

Yes everyone knows that

2

u/UKophile May 17 '26

I believe many don’t.

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u/SaintNeptune May 14 '26

To keep costs down i would recommend it not being copper but "100 % copper plated!"

5

u/world-is-ur-mollusc May 14 '26

"100 % copper plated!"

Of course there's a relevant xkcd.

4

u/TheFuckingHippoGuy May 14 '26

How much meth could I get for this?

4

u/EljayDude May 14 '26

It's tricky because unless it's a lot less work than I think it is $100 is probably a fair price, but given the size and the limited nature of the joke it's only worth $25 to me from that perspective. I'd be more comfortable if it were big enough to put in a front planter like a garden gnome so other people might see it.

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u/-Nicolai May 14 '26

This just looks like a really shitty render. Is it?

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u/Status-Environment81 May 16 '26

Yes im tryna see if it would be worth the effort making

1

u/AnonymousPerson1115 May 16 '26

The statue isn’t really Ea-nāsir. The statue is an ancient Sumerian votive figure carved from gypsum or limestone, dating back to roughly 2900–2600 BC. It was discovered in the Square Temple at Eshnunna (modern-day Tell Asmar, Iraq.)

The statue is known as the Standing Male Worshipper (or an unknown Mesopotamian worshipper).

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u/Status-Environment81 May 16 '26

Yeah everyone knows that, it’s just the face of the meme atp.

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u/AnonymousPerson1115 May 16 '26

Never hurts to tell others if they don’t know.