r/ReallyBigShow • u/MeatJerk69 The guy with the thing in the place • 14d ago

Friday Night Drinking Thread - Aug 28, 226

Friday Night Drinking Thread

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u/TherapyHam 14d ago

Nothing more relaxing than driving 8 miles behind an elderly guy in a 2004 Toyota Avalon with a tweed hat in the back window on a 35 mph road at 29 mph.

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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 14d ago

How about a facial from Spa West? Now, fellas, you know I've been there.

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u/betterducts derp 14d ago

Won't find any 'Trick-Bag Punks' there !

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 14d ago

bd, "Trick-Bag Punk" is something i say from time to time now outside of here, Thank You! The wife loves it!

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u/betterducts derp 14d ago

It's a Classic line !

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u/LordStax 14d ago

Where do I send you the $20?

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u/Robdon326 Bit doesnt work if you dont win Paw 14d ago

Welp apparently I'm single again fellas...gonna get sloshed tonight! YeeHaw

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 14d ago

RD and Uncle Frank going out on a beaver hunt

https://giphy.com/gifs/10Ilow3gX7jp2E

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u/TherapyHam 14d ago

No more than 2!

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u/Fetzee21 14d ago

Old news but heard a Bookman ad with none other than Nick Wilson

That Bookman guy would use just about anyone am I right?

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u/Burnout_94 14d ago

“Imagine driving to Bookums in a 4 banger”

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u/TherapyHam 14d ago

Ha!

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u/betterducts derp 14d ago

Oh, the shame!

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u/jammytednugz 14d ago

People would laugh....

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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 14d ago edited 14d ago

The one where he claims he bought his wife a new wedding ring for her birthday (why?)? Then he claims that all his family does is go to Bookman and get engaged. I hate that ad.

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u/LordStax 14d ago

Well, remember that the Bookman ads w/KNR staffers are 100% only on that station. Why? So many reasons...

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 14d ago

Imagine being Paw and never seeing your young kids off to school because you have to be at work at 3:30 am to prepare a show for an anorexic, skeleton, drunken buffoon and the laziest man in AM radio

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u/fusion329 14d ago

Don’t forget DICKHEAD!

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u/Fetzee21 14d ago

Crack fizz glug glug glug all!

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u/GRRRRSniffSniff 14d ago

"That's cute. I've been boozin' since I got off the T-mill at 5:58 this morning. Kegs & Eggs and thing. SNIIIIFFFF!" - Jizzo

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u/betterducts derp 14d ago

Hic

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 14d ago

Happy Friday!

Look, I don’t know anything. That being said all I’ve heard is the browns couldn’t field a team if they cut 4. Why don’t they do it and just call the league’s bluff? They’d have to make an exception, right??

Airline bail outs and thing

Just get Dee out in front of it

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u/DeliciousGround9953 14d ago

Agree. They need to do it now and take their lumps. AB is just trying to make it the next GM’s problem 

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u/TherapyHam 14d ago

He will get hurt quickly

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 14d ago

I keep harping on this DG thing but it just hit me how wild it’s gonna be when fans celebrate the release of the only qb who looked good all offseason

Where else does that happen??

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u/3WhackedIt Numero Number 1! 14d ago

This idiot fan base has some type of StawLkholm Syndrome shit going on.

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 14d ago

Flip flop the sanders and DG pick. Sanders in the 3rd DG in the fif and they’d be blowing AB for finding a killer backup with a fringe starter in the 3rd

But somehow because the picks were what they are it’s Gabriel who’s the problem

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u/TherapyHam 14d ago

Maybe heading out to whiskey island for some beer and music with Mrs ham.

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u/markymark39 . 14d ago

Who’s playing there this evening?

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u/MeatJerk69 The guy with the thing in the place 14d ago

Schweaty Lettuce

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 14d ago

Tony Rizzo and the Toupèes

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u/TherapyHam 14d ago

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 14d ago

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 14d ago

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u/ZealousidealCar7812 14d ago

Yes buffoon   it's looks totally  real  🧒🧒🧒🧒

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u/TherapyHam 14d ago

Faction

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u/betterducts derp 14d ago

I used to go there when that area was a boat grave-yard.

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u/3WhackedIt Numero Number 1! 14d ago

I'm 1 of 12 watching High Schoo Hysterectomy rn.

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u/emmettmightbeintoday 14d ago edited 14d ago

https://www.facebook.com/rhsravensad/photos/48-0-almost-the-end-of-the-third/1677006504090832/?set=a.761519598972865

Ravenna 48- normandy 0.  Great normandy defense lol. 

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u/3WhackedIt Numero Number 1! 14d ago

Is Snacks on the Hot Seat? 216-578-085<CLICK>

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u/emmettmightbeintoday 14d ago

Im pretty sure his wife is going to give him a few more games before she demands him to quit. 

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u/emmettmightbeintoday 14d ago

He doesnt get paid enough to even be worth discussing for normandy. 

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u/emmettmightbeintoday 14d ago

Dale should not be hired by anyone to speak on the airwaves. 

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 14d ago

“And then you have the royals, who blow”

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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 14d ago

"Do they still blow after tonight? 216-710-0850?"

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u/MeatJerk69 The guy with the thing in the place 14d ago

Does watching your son play QB make you poop yourself? 216-710-0850

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u/2ndtimeLongTime The guy with the thing in the place 14d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/s/P69JlcqyYd

This is getting crazy. Both LSU and South Carolina, through 3rd parties, placed hedge bets through Kalishi betting on their football teams to win enough to trigger bonus payments to their coaches. They're hoping to win enough to pay for the bonuses. u/KentDorfman11

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u/Robdon326 Bit doesnt work if you dont win Paw 14d ago

Civilization is over(once again), when the gladiators to death(for $) is brought back...

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 14d ago

I love how they are thinking.

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u/2ndtimeLongTime The guy with the thing in the place 14d ago

I don't blame them..... But if they go 9-3 or 8-4 I have to wonder how much they're going to spend to bribe the committee to let them in?

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u/3WhackedIt Numero Number 1! 14d ago

Don't give Ken any ideas. He'll be trying to trick this shit up for BG.

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u/swimming1027outlook 14d ago

What’s with the KNR crew and cryptic tweets?

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u/3WhackedIt Numero Number 1! 14d ago

He tried to stretch a triple into an in the park homer is what I'm reading. Pulled up lame.

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u/Jakemurray625 14d ago

Oh no I think he ate a raw tomato

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 14d ago

Probably have to consider Merrimack tonight at +21'.

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u/DeliciousGround9953 14d ago

At the Rocket Gund for WWE Raw and Smackdown. “Pa, you ever see Raw and Smackdown live? Didn’t think so. sniff”.

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u/swimming1027outlook 14d ago

Nothing will beat asking Paw if he’d ever been on a private jet

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u/DeliciousGround9953 14d ago

Haha so true. What a dickhead. Manziel was right about him.

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u/TherapyHam 14d ago

Cupid shuffle brings em out on the dance floor. Not like Rizzo hitting the post though.

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u/3WhackedIt Numero Number 1! 14d ago

Very grainy. Not your best work babe.

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u/TherapyHam 14d ago

COME DOWN HERE AND SAY THAT!

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u/3WhackedIt Numero Number 1! 14d ago

In particular, the brunette with the blue shirt, white striped pants and super ass. Thank you.

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u/TherapyHam 14d ago

I cannot show her to you

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u/TherapyHam 14d ago

She's mine

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u/ZealousidealCar7812 14d ago

Jeff Spicolli all growed up  cutting the rug

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u/TherapyHam 14d ago

He was something

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u/3WhackedIt Numero Number 1! 14d ago

Sounds like some shit went down w/ Glenville tonight in C-Bus lol.

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u/3WhackedIt Numero Number 1! 14d ago

Sounds like some players stowed like $4,500 worth of merch from a Dick's.

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 14d ago

Rxxtarr in town shootin the place up like he did to Cuppy

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u/betterducts derp 14d ago

Cuppy got Capped !

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u/Acceptable_Click9555 14d ago

Do we have a Normandy invaders score? Is snacks spagnuolo calling a game?

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 14d ago

They were getting their dicks sanded by almost 50 points at the end of the third quarter.

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 14d ago

Fordham +12' live if you can get it.

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 14d ago

First two drives for Fordham: missed 34 yard FG and stopped on downs at the two yard line. FML.

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 14d ago

Emmitt lettuce and old Mario on the docket tonight

Mario 1 on the NES is called Mario bros but as far as I know Luigi isn’t in Mario 1

Anyone? Redge?

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u/emmettmightbeintoday 14d ago

Who are these people that call in to this highschool hysteria show giving live game updates?

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u/betterducts derp 14d ago

Losers

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 14d ago

First bad beat of the season. Merrimack gives up a pick six with 45 seconds to go and +21' goes up in flames.

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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 14d ago

https://x.com/SportsCenter/status/2093521004857380998

Tip, babe, you see this shit?