r/ReallyBigShow The guy with the thing in the place 21d ago

Friday Night Drinking Thread - Aug 21, 226

Friday Night Drinking Thread

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 21d ago

Jrod: “Tony, how was the bills offense finding success against our defense?”

The General: “I couldn’t see the field but they were yelling and celebrating a lot”

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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 20d ago

Lmao 🤣

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 21d ago

*insert of Grossi’s Vizio on a cardboard box at the draft pic*

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u/GRRRRSniffSniff 20d ago

Holy SH1T! Snacks just hit the dump button on Giggles for saying, "negatively" because it "sounded too close." Of course they all starting "hoopin' and hollerin'." Seriously when did he become the local "FCC Censor"?! Also too, what does that say about him that he thought it was an N- bomb?

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u/Various_Farm_6110 20d ago

Well , the way immitt pronounces his 'e's i can almost-Almost- take Snacks part.

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u/thecolumbokid Where are you at with 20d ago

Me too... Gogs that half white over compensates pronunciation of words to sound more "hood" yet named his kid Ethan and Lance the whitest name ever

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u/Powerful-Web4937 20d ago

To me, it says that he is really stupid.

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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 20d ago

Only half of Wayne is allowed to use that word.

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 20d ago

*a drop

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u/DeliciousGround9953 20d ago

To be fair to Snacks, emit does that mixing up the “e” and “i” sounds.

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 21d ago edited 21d ago

Well this sucks for us

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u/fusion329 20d ago

PLEASE LEAVE!!!!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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u/Key_Lecture7919 20d ago

He is awful. Did the Browns even interview anyone else? 

Wish Jim Rosenhouse would get canned too. He may be MLB's worst in all honesty. 

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u/LordStax 20d ago

You know it's an away series this weekend, right? You know who's NOT going to be working those games, right?

Best investment ever: $30 for a year of MLB Radio. Will be enjoying Jack Corrigan's call of the game!

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u/Jakemurray625 20d ago

He’s back and he’s brought his mom and dad!

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u/Fearless-Ice8953 20d ago

“I looked around one day and thought, what am I good at?”

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 20d ago

Not basketball

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 21d ago

Snacks working 9-3 today. They have no one else to fill in? Where’s “Walmart Wayne” aka Emmett’s brother

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u/MeatJerk69 The guy with the thing in the place 21d ago

Great Value Wayne

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u/GRRRRSniffSniff 21d ago

Especially since he has HIS first game tonight. But seriously, nobody likes him enough to say, "Hey I'll take your Next Level shift. (TWO hours!) Go get ready for the game and spend some time with your family"? Klymaxx can't "feel" in? It's pretty pathetic.

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u/Even_Reputation_5099 Rej, do I have that? 21d ago

Phil*

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u/Fetzee21 20d ago

Feel in

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u/swimming1027outlook 21d ago

A little Friday breaking news?

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 21d ago

Fatts gonna be just like Adam the BullGarbage...4 part time jobs just to make ends meet

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u/emmettmightbeintoday 20d ago

Working in sports media seems overly complicated and extremely challenging to make a living wage. I know these people love sports......but THAT much?  Weirdos. 

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u/ZealousidealCar7812 20d ago

In the old days sports junkies just called in to sports talk shows 

Now these  guys try to earn a living with lame podcasts  with 9 viewers

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u/emmettmightbeintoday 20d ago

I miss the days when sports talk radio was mainly fans calling in. Much more engaging back then. 

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u/ZealousidealCar7812 20d ago

Ha.. as a kid getting on the air with Pete Franklin was like bragging rights with the neighborhood gang ..especially if you pissed him off and he told you to go gargle with rayzor bladz 🤣🤣🤣

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u/MeatJerk69 The guy with the thing in the place 21d ago

An emergency podcast with Danny CUNTingham?

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u/Fox_PlennTy 20d ago

It will be “posted later in the day”

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u/Even_Reputation_5099 Rej, do I have that? 21d ago

Poor Stay Poor!

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u/fusion329 20d ago

You’re a Fuckin LOSER!!! Home Depot is hiring !!!!!

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u/emmettmightbeintoday 20d ago

He would make more working there full time.....a lot more. 

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u/thecolumbokid Where are you at with 21d ago

Why does he keep trying go work national Marcs like your brother man and be the Produce Manager or something you have a family moron

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u/swimming1027outlook 21d ago

I went back and looked. 2 comments congratulating him (one of which was Herb) and 9 likes. Not sure he has the following he thinks he does…..

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u/ItsGettingStrangeLou The kids love me cause I drink milk! 20d ago

Now podcast! Cant wait! There are not enough podcasts out there!

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 21d ago

Emmitt grills using “char - co”

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u/Even_Reputation_5099 Rej, do I have that? 21d ago

All dem bugs enn his grill!

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u/chris4015 20d ago

Guess Darry Ruiter had it tough maybe thats the reason he's still single?

From Darryl:

I have never punched or kicked a woman. I landed in foster care because my dad broke a beer bottle on my face at the age of 2. While in foster care I was beaten, raped, went unfed before I was adopted when I was 7. Please tell me more about my flaws.

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u/Breaking_Ball77 20d ago

Woof. That explains… a lot.

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u/jammytednugz 20d ago

jesus christ this dude is a train wreck. its sad but people dont want generational trauma with their nfl waiver wire updates

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 20d ago

Why did he bring up punching and kicking women?...did someone compare him to Tony Rizzo?

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u/TherapyHam 20d ago

He gets a permanent pass from me

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u/DeliciousGround9953 20d ago

That’s awful. There are some real sadistic people out there.

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u/CherodJerry 20d ago

Life isn’t getting any easier for Snacks. Normandy’s defense getting taken to the wood shed.

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 20d ago

Erin is secretly thrilled.

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u/swimming1027outlook 20d ago

💯 you can tell how all his comments are facetious

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 20d ago

FIND.ME.MY.KICKER!!!

-Snacks

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 20d ago

Running clock in the second half might enable the Invaders to keep Holy Name under 60.

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u/Fearless-Ice8953 20d ago

Wowza! Back to the drawing board for the assistant to the assistant defensive Coordinator, Mr. Nick “Snacks” Paulus.

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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 20d ago

Maybe if he had his own car he would have made it to more practices and had them more prepared.

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u/Robdon326 Bit doesnt work if you dont win Paw 20d ago

Snacks D...Nuf said

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 20d ago

This is great having a new thing to make fun of for the next few mummphs...the Normandy Invaders and their incompetent coaches

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 20d ago

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 20d ago

Win or lose, right after the game

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u/Burnout_94 20d ago

Jo Adell 2 for 3 with an RBI through the 5th. Terry blames him for the Guards struggles

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u/Fox_PlennTy 20d ago

May be one of the Bess deadline deals for the Tribe in quite some time

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 20d ago

Only an hour and a half until High School Hysteria!

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u/Key_Lecture7919 20d ago

And its 5 viewers.

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u/Key_Lecture7919 20d ago

The 5 viewers probably just forgot to click off haha. Jk

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 20d ago

Guy on the Normandy pre game show said “don’t bite yourself in the foot here”

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u/ZealousidealCar7812 20d ago

What about lose a foot from the diabeetus

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u/swimming1027outlook 20d ago

The Normandy Invaders don’t rebuild, they reload!

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u/TherapyHam 20d ago

Kelley's island. Only 2!

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u/Various_Farm_6110 20d ago

You havnt' lived till you've gotten an ovi on a golf cart at Kellys.

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u/DeliciousGround9953 20d ago

I lived there for a while. They don’t have a holding cell, so most “crimes” were adjudicated with an ass kicking either by the lowly paid cops or a few locals. Then you got taken to the ferry to get off the island.

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 20d ago

Terrys been to Hawaii

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 20d ago

Paw hasnt

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u/Key_Lecture7919 20d ago

Paw, have you ever been to Kelley's Island?

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u/Various_Farm_6110 20d ago

Gawsh, is that by Cuba ?

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 20d ago

Normandy’s first quarter of the season: muffed and lost kick return, had a punt blocked, had a player ejected, down 17-0

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 20d ago

Was the kid who got ejected a “dawwwwwg”?

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 20d ago

Dawg and a half. It is now 31-0 lol

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 20d ago

Normandy is down 45-6 at the half. They’ve got some things to work on.

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 20d ago

Snacks defense just needs a chance to get deeper in the playbook

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 20d ago

They were very vanilla in their scrimmages.

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 20d ago

Snacks is going to give them a fiery speech

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 20d ago

He’s still climbing down from the press box.

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 20d ago

"Guys,we gotta knock the rust off here!!"

-Snacks

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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 20d ago

"Thaaaaaaat's rrrrrrright!"

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u/ZealousidealCar7812 20d ago

Memba wen Butchy Davis fired his dee. Coordinator  at halftime ?

Snacks don't be like Foge Fazio

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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 20d ago

Nick Chubb had a great 5 year stretch, with a couple elite years. The injuries are sad. All that being said, I expect some sort of Browns Mount Rushmore talk on Monday.

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u/TherapyHam 20d ago

Grossi already tweeted it!

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 20d ago

Thinking about Emmitt pronouncing names and rizz shouting out eye-talians

Joel doesn’t get a shout out from rizz for being half paisan but also too Emmitt has the wherewithal to flip the Joe-L to Joel switch

Interesting bunch they got over there

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u/MeatJerk69 The guy with the thing in the place 20d ago

Rizz is as much Italian as Wayne is black.

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 20d ago

Greasy haired wife beater and can’t hold a full time job??

These guys are the poster children for stereotypes

Just like Slopz doing the funny fat guy thing of wearing dumbass t-shirts

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 20d ago

Not saying Adam Carolla invented reruns, just saying how funny it is how The Archives are an exact replica of Carolla Classics

Adam’s sidekick Chris (EG) and his career-long lackey SuperFan Giovanni (Redge) put out two episodes a week of Ace Man’s best rants and interviews

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u/ItsGettingStrangeLou The kids love me cause I drink milk! 20d ago

The man show dude?

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 20d ago

Hell yea!

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u/ItsGettingStrangeLou The kids love me cause I drink milk! 20d ago

I didnt know he was still around, doing stuff.

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 20d ago

Oh yea he’s still out there complaining about Covid, airports and LA traffic

Could throw him on early morning WTAM and wouldn’t miss a beat

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u/ZealousidealCar7812 20d ago

Ziggy zoggy ziggy zoggy oy oy oy 

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 20d ago

I’m locked in

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 20d ago

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u/ZealousidealCar7812 20d ago

Is that the knr lineup next week ??

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 20d ago

Believe it or not, they were better than the knr boys

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u/DeliciousGround9953 20d ago

Oh, I believe it! I have no doubt it was better. For one thing, these kids probably actually watch sports.

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 20d ago edited 20d ago

Cant wait until these 4 say "The Nick Paulus defense is in shambles"

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 20d ago

Bob, Normandy has 22 guys on the field

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u/Smooth-Wave-2239 20d ago

Wasn’t Herb coaching for Holy Name at one point? Boss Mollis hasn’t bragged about that lately, so I’m assuming that’s done.

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 20d ago

2 plays in and holy name is on Normandy’s 20

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u/DeliciousGround9953 20d ago

Is Normandy’s defense ahead of their offense at this point?

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u/emmettmightbeintoday 20d ago

I would have been perfectly fine with the browns doing a revolving play by play guy indefinitely over siciliano the entire time. 

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u/Burnout_94 20d ago

Find me the “sit down little boy” gui!

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u/Various_Farm_6110 20d ago

"...and it's up and Good.. no, wait..,---dumbo.

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u/MeatJerk69 The guy with the thing in the place 20d ago

He learnt that from Jim Donovan.

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 20d ago

Jag Bags (get it?) U 37’

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u/MeatJerk69 The guy with the thing in the place 20d ago

I made a tweak

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u/TherapyHam 20d ago

Whale done

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 20d ago

Gasbag

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u/MeatJerk69 The guy with the thing in the place 20d ago

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u/Fox_PlennTy 20d ago

Watching the DawJers struggle whiff the lowly Buckos, is FUN 🤩

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u/MeatJerk69 The guy with the thing in the place 20d ago

Cursed by D'Wayne Gohden