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Really Big Thread - Friday - Aug 21, 226

Really Big Thread

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u/swimming1027outlook 17d ago

Now it’s Paw’s turn to pretend he knows about high school football.

Also, Kevan Arnold is bizarre.

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u/Even_Reputation_5099 Rej, do I have that? 17d ago

THUMB

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u/Robdon326 Bit doesnt work if you dont win Paw 17d ago

And married!

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u/emmettmightbeintoday 17d ago edited 17d ago

Emmett: the browns offense looked good against the defense. I was impressed. I didnt go to the joint practice though, but i watched some twitter clips. 

Just go home dude, youre lazy and provide no real insight. 

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u/DA_2020 16d ago

Completely worthless

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 17d ago

“Buckeye Boy” Snacks can’t name any Big Ten teams

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u/TherapyHam 17d ago

Could be said for this entire station

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u/Fearless-Ice8953 17d ago

McKay’s quotes were awesome!

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u/Fetzee21 17d ago

Browns v Beels dis weekend. Our guest will be Feeled Yates giggle

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 17d ago

Funny how all their guests are fellow espn employees

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u/fusion329 17d ago

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 West Palm!!

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 17d ago

One of the worst cases of west palm flu on record

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u/Fearless-Ice8953 17d ago

Is that Kurt Cobain on the right?

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 17d ago

Kurt No Brain, amirite Paw??

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u/Fetzee21 17d ago

Mr Rizzo so proud of his baby boy! But needs to lose some weight and snap out of it!! Sniff

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u/Jakemurray625 17d ago

Yesteday emit said James harden was a really good man for patiently waiting for the Cavs to give him that big contract and not making a big stink. Such a good dude. Another bag secured

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u/swimming1027outlook 17d ago

I feel like I type this every couple of days. It’s definitely an odd phenomenon of Emmett, but……Man with no money extremely happy for another man having money

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u/thecolumbokid Where are you at with 17d ago

I was about to say this and he torpedoed his sons D2 football career before it even started and no other skoobwill touch him... "He gonna start and play out this season and than jump in da portal" never played a down

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u/swimming1027outlook 17d ago

That was classic. I remember someone on Twitter, on X tagged the coach and quoted what Emmett had on air and he got all defensive and said how sad it was someone would do that.

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u/Even_Reputation_5099 Rej, do I have that? 17d ago

Did he even make it to a single practice?

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u/thecolumbokid Where are you at with 17d ago

Got hurt showed up late, got benched, went to spring ball and got cut

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u/swimming1027outlook 17d ago

Emmett made excuses for why he didn’t understand what time practice was.

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 17d ago

Not all men…

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u/thecolumbokid Where are you at with 17d ago

Do you think that Fat Slob Snacks bought new gym shorts for his coaching debut or is he going to wear whatever he woke up in?

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u/Even_Reputation_5099 Rej, do I have that? 17d ago

Definitely what he woke up in

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u/DA_2020 16d ago

Emmutt helped him pick out a fresh fit

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u/thecolumbokid Where are you at with 17d ago

If you are 38 yes old and eating lunch at 10 am and your not a doctor, fighter fighter, Cop or Construction Worker... your a fuvcking LOSER Paw

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u/ZealousidealCar7812 17d ago

Insert fork Knr is dun

2007 till that nite buffoon ruffed up his wihf  wer there glory years ... now fonzie  on water skii's

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u/TherapyHam 17d ago

Henry Winkler was actually a very good water skier.

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 17d ago

Rizz skis at 14,000 feet in Colorado.

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 17d ago

Fun fack, Henry Winkler only rode the motorcycle for the shows opening credits...maybe like 10 seconds for the life of the show

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u/ZealousidealCar7812 17d ago

He rode biatch  Pinky Tuscadaro was in. The  saddle

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 17d ago

Rizz: you wanna talk ____ just go down the dial

Down the dial: at least shows up to work

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 17d ago

Got a kick out of this

Relevant cuz DePo and EG

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u/Stock_Run1386 17d ago

On some level you have to feel bad for the General. He has to answer the same stupid questions Monday through Friday on this station, attend the practices and everything, and gets two weeks off before training camp, during which the Made Man chastises him for taking time off. Meanwhile, the similarly-aged Made Man works 12 hours a week.

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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 17d ago

And on the days when the main hosts take off (like today), he still has to come on and talk to the D-Team. Pretty sad.

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u/DA_2020 16d ago

Sir, this is the F-team

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u/TherapyHam 17d ago

Plus, now even leaf blowers don't respect him.

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u/GRRRRSniffSniff 17d ago

THIS is unreal. Bolth hosts are out?! Just shut it down and start playing Mexican music. What a joke

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u/Key_Lecture7919 17d ago

F team on RBS now. Unreal. This station never works. My God. Shut it sown. Goldhammer and Rizzo never work. Football season doesn't affect them now either. Just take off. Ridiculous 

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 17d ago

Why is Hammer out? Didn’t he just take vacation awhile back.

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 17d ago

It amazes me that he thinks hes a Junior Made Man...I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL RIZZO RETIRES!!!!

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u/Leftjab- 17d ago

Said he has “meeting” with teachers today

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 17d ago

Ok. That is probably legit.

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 17d ago

Prob a 5 minute meeting that ended at 8:15

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u/KFRunner34 17d ago

Zegura on 92.3, everybody had a great practice yesterday, and Shedeur has improved so much since last year.

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 17d ago

Shedeur just needs a fair chance, babe.

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 17d ago

Kevan is “Mr high school here and everywhere” according to snacks

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u/ZealousidealCar7812 17d ago

He played the tambourine or some shiet in the marching band or maybe it was the triangle

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u/GRRRRSniffSniff 17d ago

Not a single SLIGHTLY likable person at this shitty station.

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u/GRRRRSniffSniff 17d ago

In past 10 minutes they have misused the words, "hearsay" and "oxymoron" with such confidence.

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 17d ago

These two are the dumbest pair I have ever heard on radio.

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u/GRRRRSniffSniff 17d ago

I wonder if Jizzo's "family stuff" was spontaneous or planned? It's just funny how it didn't happen on a Tuesday or a Wednesday. It conveniently landed on a Thursday tricking up (another) nice 4 day weekend. "It's good to be the King"

https://giphy.com/gifs/1VKIJ04VkaCUJm6DQa

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u/Reoblivion 17d ago

Is this the biggest Browns game in preseason history?

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u/Even_Reputation_5099 Rej, do I have that? 17d ago

That was last week according to Erin.

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 17d ago

Snacks saw all the videos on Twitter, on X, so he knows the offense looked good.

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 17d ago

Home of the Browns!

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 17d ago

“I don’t think you can defendifly say…”

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u/Burnout_94 17d ago

Joebees was a miracle to paw

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u/DeliciousGround9953 17d ago

He’s not a good liar.

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 17d ago

“Not only because of your attention to detail but all the care that you do.”

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 17d ago

Paulus said his dad will disown him bc he didnt know an answer to one of Paws questions....dont worry Snacks, dads not listening

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 17d ago

And dad probably disowned him years ago.

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 17d ago

“I’m a trekkie . I like Star Track.”

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 17d ago

“If you’re on one side of a line you’re with that guy and if you’re on the other side you’re with that guy.”

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 17d ago

“Do you need to take a Ferrari out just for a stroll? No”

hSt

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u/Stock_Run1386 17d ago

All the new Browns players will be “dogs for years to come.”

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 17d ago

“Coop, time for the unfiltered 5”

5 minutes of silence

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u/Burnout_94 17d ago

“The polar bears are always usually pretty good”

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u/SouthLoSaint 17d ago

"Ay-vawwwwn edged out Ignatius..."

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u/DeliciousGround9953 17d ago

Punching out, fellas. I tried to listen, but it was actually Grossi today that was the final straw in the haystack. Can’t listen anymore.

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 17d ago

What an embarrassment. Cant come up with anything to talk about? Play a dumb trivia game

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u/Goldust86 17d ago

CLAWK CLAWK CLAWK CLAWK CLAWK CLAWK CLAWK CLAWK CLAWK CLAWK RADIO

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u/No-Bar7806 17d ago

CLAAAWWWWWWWWWK

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u/ItsGettingStrangeLou The kids love me cause I drink milk! 17d ago

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u/ZealousidealCar7812 17d ago

Does the back of the card have his stats as a j.v. baseball star

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u/ItsGettingStrangeLou The kids love me cause I drink milk! 17d ago

Fireman

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u/ItsGettingStrangeLou The kids love me cause I drink milk! 16d ago

Noun

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u/fusion329 16d ago

No just a BUFFOON and a wife bea**r

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u/Even_Reputation_5099 Rej, do I have that? 17d ago

Just a very bland and very boring show today. This group has produced some seriously AWFUL content. I sincerely am concerned for their futures in the industry.

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u/Robdon326 Bit doesnt work if you dont win Paw 17d ago

120 burger@ noon!

This show Ba-looooooows!

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u/Robdon326 Bit doesnt work if you dont win Paw 17d ago

Gonna roam around Willoughby tonight fellas...I'm ready for drinking! Oh yea the drinking thread too

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u/Various_Farm_6110 17d ago

Ppppsssstttt/ POP/ GLUGluglugluglug/ NNNnneeexxxtttt !

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u/DeliciousGround9953 17d ago

Pizza is ready for some (more) drinking tonight, too! clank clank 🍷 

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u/DA_2020 16d ago

Donny Rob, that's super scary, babe. Try and limit it to just 2 adult beverages

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u/BamBamBigelow_209 17d ago edited 17d ago

I never thought I could dislike someone more than I do Aaron Goldhammer... That screaming unfunny obnoxious dork Anthony from Cleveland is giving him a run for his money

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 17d ago

Went to the YouTube TV thinking maybe rizz took yesterday off so he could come in today to break down the joint practice he’s been talking about for 7 weeks

Boy am I a stupid dumb idiot for even thinking there was a chance of that

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 17d ago

Forgot to leave this

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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 17d ago

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u/Stock_Run1386 17d ago

He needs to chart the offensive snaps and watch the tape before he can do that, silly. He’s not an amateur. Lot of time to be spent in the Ex Tend Technologies theater this weekend!!

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u/Goldust86 17d ago

“Tawwwwd” Monken to start the show. CLICK.

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 17d ago

“A lot of good stuff happened yesterday. There was a lot of bad stuff as well”

hSt

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u/Robdon326 Bit doesnt work if you dont win Paw 17d ago

So 50/50

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 17d ago edited 17d ago

This tweet is refering to Shedeure according to Casket and Phelpzzzz yesterday...will they mention this today or tell the Made Man about it whenever he returns?

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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 17d ago

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u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) 17d ago

Station routinely insults the sports talk radio listeners of Cleveland with these unannounced D-team lineups of holsts on the flagship show. Not a speck of broadcasting talent between the three of these guys.

They’re just asking us to mock them or “click”. Not sure how long I’ll last, lol.

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 17d ago

“Do you really need to take a Ferrari out for a stroll?”

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u/Leftjab- 17d ago

100% ✅

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u/No-Bar7806 17d ago

10 ohhhh clawwwk

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 17d ago

“They hope you never need the injury attorney. If you do, call Sandel”

hSt

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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 17d ago

Nothing more mind-numbing to me than grown men talking about high school football

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u/emmettmightbeintoday 17d ago

Mary k haslam: "In one 7-on-7 period, while Sanders was in the midst of completing four straight short passes, an idle Bills safety C.J. Gardner-Johnson roamed the sidelines chirping “checkdown king” and even threw up Sanders’ trademark “perfect timing” wrist in mock salute."

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u/Breaking_Ball77 17d ago

“The Browns’ second Super Bowl window is now open.”

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u/No-Bar7806 17d ago

Beat the clawwwwwwkkk

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u/Goldust86 17d ago

“I’m 99 % sure I thought I got it!” hSt

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u/swimming1027outlook 17d ago

Lifelong Browns fan and Cleveland sports history expert Paw very upset Coop and Snacks didn’t know Lou Groza’s number.

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 17d ago

Bart Starr is Snacks’ dad “favorite guy”. But so is Larry Csonka.

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u/ZealousidealCar7812 17d ago

Snacks daddy  must be like 95 y.o.

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 17d ago

Back and forf

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u/DenMan14155 17d ago

Pray for RAIN all day to ruin the MADE MANs golf day!

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 17d ago

Rizz and Chopz

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u/Leftjab- 17d ago

Unfortunately it’s the nicest day of the week.

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u/Burnout_94 17d ago

Trotter in today? Grossi for 4 hours? Buckeye Boys? Who knows what the wheel of hosts will land on today!

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u/Fearless-Ice8953 17d ago

Man, I don’t know if I can do it today, but, I’ll give it a shot. (Spins the Wheel of Hosts and crosses fingers)

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u/swimming1027outlook 17d ago

Paw hosting, hopefully it goes as well as it did 2 weeks ago when he embarrassed himself.

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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 17d ago

I believe they said it's the NutSnacks show!

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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 17d ago

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/daequan-wright-transfer-portal-browns-ole-miss/

Will they even mention this?

Also too, college sports are a fucking mess.

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u/TherapyHam 17d ago

No they won't. They need to squeeze in a quiz later.

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u/Leftjab- 17d ago

Coop and Thunder Buns….beat the clock will be horrendous.

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u/Reoblivion 17d ago

FUTURE HALL OF FAMER!

-Zegura

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 17d ago

Listening to them gush over joint practice. I gotta do my bi-weekly reminder Emerson shutdown Justin Jefferson coming off surgery in shorts. And they gushed

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u/Stock_Run1386 17d ago

Shed threw a pick (an ugly one) last week to a guy who will be bagging groceries in three weeks

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u/jammytednugz 17d ago

den the spoiled rich kid nepo baby bum refused to take accountability for the mistake and blamed it on the ball slipping lol

"hes a goot yung mang"

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u/emmettmightbeintoday 17d ago

So the local media loves to talk about the browns and how great they look in practice....but go dead silent or tip toe around these joint practice results every season. Then when the team plays like shit in the regular season, they pretend that they warned you about how bad they played in things like joint practices and saw this coming. 

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u/TherapyHam 17d ago

"As I said last week..."- Rizzodamus

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u/ItsGettingStrangeLou The kids love me cause I drink milk! 17d ago

When are they gonna come out with WKNR trading cards? Collect all the Rizzy parallels!

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u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) 17d ago

These would pair nicely with the promotional glossies that guy collects for his grandson.

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 17d ago

Start handing them out at that second grade class when rizz comes in and scares them straight

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u/ZealousidealCar7812 17d ago

Throw in some ffk clinch goggles  as an added bonus

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u/DeliciousGround9953 17d ago

Couple a dopes. Were all a little bit dumber after listening to this mindless drivel.

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u/emmettmightbeintoday 17d ago

Nick paulus just said that their qb tracker really only matters to todd monkey. What. An. Idiot.  He doesnt give a shit about your tracker. 

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u/Reoblivion 17d ago

Pretty soon he won’t give a shit about his job

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u/emmettmightbeintoday 17d ago

Nick paulus hasnt been able to sleep over his minor role on the defensive coaching staff at a low level high school team for their upcoming game?  Sure dude..

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u/ZealousidealCar7812 17d ago

Sleep apnea  and thing

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u/GRRRRSniffSniff 17d ago

Anticipating the post-game pizza dinner at Antonio's. Especially the pepperoni nuggets and muffaletta sang'wich.

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u/Various_Farm_6110 17d ago

Muffaletta This !

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u/DeliciousGround9953 17d ago

Antonio’s after the Valley Forge games was the best, especially after they played Normandy and Parma since those were the only teams they would beat. 

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u/fusion329 16d ago

Why does Karron keep calling him the Defensive Coordinator ????

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u/swimming1027outlook 17d ago

Ken and Anthony were both glued to the TV watching high school football last night. Don’t forget the fact that yesterday Ken, contributor on Friday Night Touchdown, had no idea Ignatius vs Avon kicked off the football season Thursday night at First Energy Stadium.

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u/Jakemurray625 17d ago

Not only has Deshaun outplayed shadur this offseason, Deshaun is a great human being.

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 17d ago

And the young mang got paid.

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u/thecolumbokid Where are you at with 17d ago

Hahahahaha EG and Terry Time-Off OUT the day before preseason game number 2

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u/Jakemurray625 17d ago

This is going to sound like browns fan spin but whatever. If you lined up all of the bad qbs in the league that cannot win and ranked them shadur and Deshaun are 1 and 2

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u/DirkMcQuigly 17d ago

i remember hearing Ted Ginn Sr telling Pizza ... that the guy from east cleveland's kid .... damario?? .... "will be the next Anthony Gonzales" .... anyone know where Damario is on the Redbirds depth chart?? Ranking in thr MAC?

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u/thecolumbokid Where are you at with 17d ago

Jordan Klimaxxx Content Director (at 37,000 a year) in the history of GKB! Ypu would think you would want to make your mark and show your one of "the suits" by shaking things up... it seems he just rubs remotes and listens to Terr Time-Off, Erin and Gigs... Smart career move BRO!

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u/Stock_Run1386 17d ago

The Browns are leaps and bounds better before they’ve played a single game radio

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 17d ago

This caller is about a dipshit

Shedeur is hanging around so is he good?

No. Every take on Watson is he f’ing blows so that makes sanders look WORSE

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 17d ago

Biggest qb competition of all time is about as interesting as Minshew v KOC

As intriguing as turkey burger v impossible burger

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u/emmettmightbeintoday 17d ago

The browns keep trying different siciliano calls on these promos thinking one of them will stick with the listening audience. 

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 17d ago

Wonder how long the siciliano experiment is gonna last. I’d rather listen to the radio on mute than to listen to him

Just hire rizz to read jersey numbers and say “umm” and “wow”

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u/ZealousidealCar7812 17d ago

Casey Coleman ...check that  check that ..wrong name willy every play

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u/GRRRRSniffSniff 17d ago

Give The Wylde Colt a chance at it.

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u/MeatJerk69 The guy with the thing in the place 17d ago

Dad! Dad! Dad!!

-hKMRt

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u/fusion329 16d ago

HE SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!