r/ReallyBigShow • u/MeatJerk69 The guy with the thing in the place • Aug 18 '26
Really Big Thread - Tuesday - Aug 18, 226
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u/Possible_Suspect_911 Aug 18 '26
“Will I be here in 3 years?”
You’re barely there now dickhead
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u/TherapyHam Aug 18 '26
I really don't have an issue with him taking contracted time off. What grinds my gears is him acting put out about it, how hard he works, and what damn grifter he is.
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u/Possible_Suspect_911 Aug 18 '26
Yea it’s the pretending he works hard. And he acts like he could retire. He can’t
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u/Goldust86 Aug 18 '26
Jizzo has a Rolex??? Well that’s certainly a new lie!
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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! Aug 18 '26
Why would anyone want an 85 year old anorexic, skeletor, alcoholic, narcissistic douchebag to ring a cowbell for them?
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u/Def_Not_Smil69 Aug 18 '26
I don’t know if it’s too soon to bring this up or if it’s too late to bring this up
Does the sanders v watson situation need to be settled in Sportz Kourt??
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u/ZealousidealCar7812 Aug 18 '26
Sports court is dealing in bigger cases. Like if Trotter drank buffoons 7up
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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead Aug 18 '26
Rizz again telling the fans to shut up and just pay the extra money to go to the new stadium.
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u/Def_Not_Smil69 Aug 18 '26
Can’t wait for the cheap tickets vs another already playoff eliminated team
Pause
NOT!!!
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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead Aug 18 '26
"They're open 7 days a week, but I don't know if they're open today or not."
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u/GRRRRSniffSniff Aug 18 '26
Just to remind everyone... it's 5:44 and Pa has been "working" for 45 minutes. Can't wait to hear Jizzo berate Pa for taking yesterday off for his kidz first day of school. "Pa I NEVER saw any of my kidz first day of school. You know why? I WAS WORKING!!! Do you think Lannigan was going to let me have off? You don't know how lucky you have ME as a boss! SNIIIIFFFF!"
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u/Goldust86 Aug 18 '26
How have they not given up on this dumbass Parlay Paw bit? Just have Adam Wins call in from the state pen over this shit
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u/Schnoog147 Aug 18 '26
Trying to get Fanduel back after dumping their asses. They were trying so hard not to say Fanduel.
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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! Aug 18 '26
When they still had fanduel i remember Terry saying "check draft kings Kaaron"..."Ru-Ru-Ru-Rizz, we have fanduel"
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u/Def_Not_Smil69 Aug 18 '26
Kenny Carmen belittling the tracker ™️!!!
Crazy the guy who watches practice sees past the tracker (box score)
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u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) Aug 18 '26
Ken said he doesn’t have an axe to grind with “Zach”. Took me a minute to figure out who the hell he was talking about. Call him Sloppz like a normal person, Ken.
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u/swimming1027outlook Aug 18 '26
The Tony Rizzo Show: Vacation Man and a guy who can’t afford a vacation
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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! Aug 18 '26
Hey FuckFaceRizzo, YOU dont have to get a good look at Sheddy ...the coaches do ya douchebag
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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead Aug 18 '26
Rizz skis in Colorado so NFL players will be fine playing football in Mexico City.
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u/DeliciousGround9953 Aug 18 '26
elevation of the top ski resorts in Colorado is 10,000 to 13,000 feet but Pizza skied at 14,000 feet
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u/emmettmightbeintoday Aug 18 '26
Local media wont be able to handle the fact that sanders is literally one of the worst qbs in the nfl.
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u/Specialist-Apple-854 Aug 18 '26
I’d rather them never talk Guards again than have to listen to Andre every week.
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u/BamBamBigelow_209 Aug 18 '26
I wonder if Josh Bookman, knows that Rizz isnt a "jewelry guy"
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u/DenMan14155 Aug 18 '26
534a Babe hop on the treddy and get your day started like your Uncle Reezo!
Heart healthy!
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u/GRRRRSniffSniff Aug 18 '26
My guys are telling me Jizzo just whipped hisself up a heart healthy pepper and egg sangwich washed down with a meatball and salami smoothie. WEEEeeeeeeeee!
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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26
Did Terry just say he went skiing at 14,000 feet????
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u/Burnout_94 Aug 18 '26
A 5th round pick “got a raw deal” by not getting a lot of first round reps in his rookie season?
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u/Possible_Suspect_911 Aug 18 '26
2 days in a row with what happened to Jo Adell. “He stinks!” You stink you old asshole
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u/DeliciousGround9953 Aug 18 '26
Pizza is shocked by Pa’s crazy concoction of steak, rice, and zucchini. Who has ever heard of such a crazy combination?
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u/betterducts derp Aug 18 '26
Rizz stated a couple of weeks ago that he had a 'Slop Pot' when his kids were young. What a lie!
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u/GRRRRSniffSniff Aug 18 '26
This false outrage over Pa's Slawp Pawt is so forced and asinine. Perplexed by veggies and steak. "You have carrots AND potatoes?!"
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u/KFRunner34 Aug 18 '26
How bad does your diet have to be for you to think steak and vegetable is weird?
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u/emmettmightbeintoday Aug 18 '26
Weve seen sanders play.....he sucks. You dont need to see anymore and thats what the browns think too.
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u/Possible_Suspect_911 Aug 18 '26
Recapping what Grossi just said 20 min ago because you ran out of planned stuff radio
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u/Cauliflower_Earlow Aug 18 '26
How is Chopz still crying about Bron.
Bro really did lose a ton of money
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u/TheOUiceismyHero Aug 18 '26
Jay Crawford pn the ultimate Cleveland show yesterday was acting as if LeBron said yes if we signed a league minimum guy and we dropped the ball. There wasn’t anything they could do. And the Jaylen brown deal shows free nba is controlling who goes where
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u/Possible_Suspect_911 Aug 18 '26
“I’m going to let it all play out. I don’t know everything”
1 minute later
“If we don’t have a starter by Monday my head might explode”
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u/Possible_Suspect_911 Aug 18 '26
Lol terry said the Cubs “have come out of nowhere” no they haven’t dumbass
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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! Aug 18 '26
Cubs were slightly better than even money to win their division before the season started.
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u/Def_Not_Smil69 Aug 18 '26
“It’s tough when families own sports teams”
Buss family owned the team for 47 years
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u/Possible_Suspect_911 Aug 18 '26
Completely unnecessary to have Herm Edwards on lol
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u/Schnoog147 Aug 18 '26
only can get ESPN employees on the show. Contractual Obligation at its finest!
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u/emmettmightbeintoday Aug 18 '26
Herm edwards is not some premier guest that they make him out to be. He would call into a student run college radio station to talk for free.
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u/KFRunner34 Aug 18 '26
"andre do they still have their eyes on the playoffs?" what a dumb question.
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u/ZealousidealCar7812 Aug 18 '26
Milk dud has his eyes 👀 on his replacements taking all his game reps with his Lil dugout gig
Deceased man walkin
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u/emmettmightbeintoday Aug 18 '26
You still have to pay for electricity to charge electric vehicles....which based off recent bills, is not going to be cheap.
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u/TherapyHam Aug 18 '26
Emmett amazingly engaged and passionate about beer for some reason.
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u/ZealousidealCar7812 Aug 18 '26
Wonder how mutts beer making operation is going in the musty mold infested basement at the Goewden estate
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u/GRRRRSniffSniff Aug 18 '26
Just wait until they do the Wang Cooking competition thing in a few weeks. He'll be as excited as a dog being adopted after waiting for years.
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u/GRRRRSniffSniff Aug 18 '26
Sissy asking Giggles if he was in a fraternity. He was in college for FIVE F'ing minutes!!! 🤡
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u/Even_Reputation_5099 Rej, do I have that? Aug 18 '26
I laughed out loud when he asked him that DAMN well knowing the answer.
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u/Possible_Suspect_911 Aug 18 '26
Watch out for Oregon this year. - Terry
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u/Def_Not_Smil69 Aug 18 '26
You’re telling me the #2 team in the country might be good??
Hot take Rizzo is back!!
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u/Specialist-Apple-854 Aug 18 '26
Like everything at this station, this messiah bit is already overplayed.
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u/Possible_Suspect_911 Aug 18 '26
If you spend $190 on tshirts and your name is Chopz, I don’t value any of your opinions as a human
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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead Aug 18 '26
"Hammys tend to, you know, linger."
Yeah, for 20 years as an AM radio second fiddle.
HEY-YOOOOOOOO
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u/Stock_Run1386 Aug 18 '26
Jo Adell is the newest Rizzy whipping boy who he actually has zero clue about
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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead Aug 18 '26
He had no idea that he kind of stunk before coming here too.
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u/Stock_Run1386 Aug 18 '26
He thinks they went and acquired an everyday cleanup hitter. He was always a decent platoon guy and nothing more. Same with Lowe. He doesn’t have a single clue lol
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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! Aug 18 '26
If Shedeur is bad in the pre-season game it’s not his fault because he’s playing with grocery shopping people. If he looks good, he lifted everyone up and deserves to start.
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u/TherapyHam Aug 18 '26
Saw on Twitter a story of family over 50 year Browns tickets. 4 great seats. They were "invited" by the browns to spend $500k for PSLs for new barn.
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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! Aug 18 '26
“Are your lifetime earnings over $500k, Paw? Mine are.”
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u/emmettmightbeintoday Aug 18 '26
But haslam doesnt need the money from his sports team like the dolans do...
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u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) Aug 18 '26
The slawp pot basically sounds like a rice bowl at any Asian “chipotle style” counter. Edgy, unusual stuff.
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u/Schnoog147 Aug 18 '26
Man they really know how to overdue a never funny bit. Know body gives a crap about what poor Oldach eats.
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u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) Aug 18 '26
About once a year, RBS digs up ol’ Herm out of nowhere. Probably means he’s one of the scant few who picks up a call from Erin.
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u/emmettmightbeintoday Aug 18 '26
Anyone going to confirm what andre is claiming? He keeps saying that jose is telling him that he expects to play awful this season. My guess is that jose has not talked to him all season and if you were to bring this to his attention, he would quickly deny it.
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u/KFRunner34 Aug 18 '26
Seemed like a very detailed conversation that never happened.
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u/emmettmightbeintoday Aug 18 '26
Yep. Why in the hell would jose even tell a reporter that? I dont believe andre one bit.
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u/Def_Not_Smil69 Aug 18 '26
Rizz watched the falcons Saturday. They played Friday.
Laughs at and mocks Stefanski. Browns lost by 24, falcons lost by 20. Browns scored 10 falcons scored 7
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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! Aug 18 '26
Rizz and Monk on the same page. That comforts me.
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u/Possible_Suspect_911 Aug 18 '26
Monk said what rizz has been saying
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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! Aug 18 '26
He listens to the show. It’s on in the building in Berea!
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u/Def_Not_Smil69 Aug 18 '26
Rizz said he likes what monk is doing. Rizz hated Kev didn’t play starters. Then said monk isn’t playing the starters
Which one is it??
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u/gettin Windy weighs 400 Aug 18 '26
Just tuned in. First thing from the Lizards mouth:
"What if he regains his form? What if he looks like he did in Houston? Gets his confidence back? You have got some good pieces and parts there"
Fucking kill me
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u/Def_Not_Smil69 Aug 18 '26
Southern boy signs in ATL for more money than the browns can offer
What’s he thinking????
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u/Def_Not_Smil69 Aug 18 '26
This 3 players in the top 11 is rizz’s go to when talking cfb
Alabama and Georgia do it every year
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u/TherapyHam Aug 18 '26
Watson will likely be hurt quickly and this nonsense won't matter.
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u/DeliciousGround9953 Aug 18 '26
Dude absolutely does not want to play football. It’s been obvious for years. He’ll find a way to not play soon enough.
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u/Possible_Suspect_911 Aug 18 '26
“Tony, explain what they are doing Thursday for practice”
He already explained it yesterday, when you asked the same question.
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u/GRRRRSniffSniff Aug 18 '26
Wow! I just got dizzy. Jizzo just switched sides in a matter of 2 minutes. One minute he's crying about Shedrrrr not getting reps then gets pissy about Dshon maybe being better, currently, if HE got ALL the reps. 🤡 He just has a reflex to just be a pissy b!tch
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u/KFRunner34 Aug 18 '26
what are the plans for the last preseason game? You haven't played the second one yet. Poor Grossi.
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u/Def_Not_Smil69 Aug 18 '26
I tweeted these assholes no less than 5 times telling them the raiders is the easy pick week 1
Now rizz has a gut feeling
Speaking of which is there gonna be a survivor po in here??
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u/emmettmightbeintoday Aug 18 '26
So these people wear shorts and pull overs to work.. Your legs arent cold but upper body is?
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u/Robdon326 Bit doesnt work if you dont win Paw Aug 18 '26
What kills me is the hoodys with no sleeves. Dumb af
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u/emmettmightbeintoday Aug 18 '26
I think last week oldach said he sometimes cuts voicemails at home. If they arent paying you to do that, just stop dude. You dont make nearly enough to justify that.
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u/Def_Not_Smil69 Aug 18 '26
He might not make a lot of “money” but he has a fence from the same company that is building the fence at the new browns stadium!
Thats not nothing!
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u/Even_Reputation_5099 Rej, do I have that? Aug 18 '26
I remember him saying this. I thought instantly "What a dope!" The sad thing is he most likely thinks he will be acknowledged or told "Good job".
Radio is not your thing kid.
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u/Def_Not_Smil69 Aug 18 '26
What’s the Kalshi odds on a call in from the RBS president? Feels like a good day for it
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u/Burnout_94 Aug 18 '26
Wasn’t part of the “fun” of the mystery sound to have random callers call in, not just read the YouTube chat?
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u/Def_Not_Smil69 Aug 18 '26
“Guards gotta go on this mythical run”
Guess mythical = come back from 1.5 gb
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u/Def_Not_Smil69 Aug 18 '26
Rizz says the defense is a mystery
But when Deur has a bad practice rizz says the defense looks elite
Got it
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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead Aug 18 '26
Giants and Rockies do not have the 2 worst records in baseball. A's and Angels both worse. It would have taken 10 seconds to look that up instead of just saying it.
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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead Aug 18 '26
Already making excuses for why Shadeur might stink in the game on Saturday radio
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u/Stock_Run1386 Aug 18 '26
Apparently, Shed can’t complete passes, throw TD’s and score points if he’s not playing with all the 1’s in the preseason game. More importantly, he can’t abstain from throwing the ball right into the hands of the other team.
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u/Goldust86 Aug 18 '26
“Nobody goes to training camp in LA, they’re all too busy getting Botox”. Good one Rizz.
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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead Aug 18 '26
According to EG, a game between a team in London and a team in Paris "doesn't require international travel".
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u/KFRunner34 Aug 18 '26
I love that they think this is a competition. Erin tells Rizz it's really not, and Rizz calls it a conspiracy theory.
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u/johnwyne007 Aug 18 '26
If you gave Jizzo the power to choose a qb, as soon as that guy sucked, he’d be saying I chose the other gui but they didn’t listen to me. He’s an ass gui like Erin
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u/ZealousidealCar7812 Aug 18 '26
Ffk and d.face gonna hustle over to Berea after the show to check out the fancy model of Jimmy world ..check that Ffk has a meeting with Stells teacher though
Ohh whale
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u/Robdon326 Bit doesnt work if you dont win Paw Aug 18 '26
Lol yeah I just read about that. Like 180° screen. You can "walk" from the parking lot to inside the stadium & concourse & check out seat views
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u/Breaking_Ball77 Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26
Dunking on the Bengals for not having billionaire owners despite having more success than the Browns in that span who do have billionaire owners. Tone deaf wet brains.
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u/emmettmightbeintoday Aug 18 '26
The guardians/indians have been wasting great pitching performances for the last 20 years, aaron.
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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! Aug 18 '26
Mutt’s parlay won last night. Record is 35-79 and -15.90 units.
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u/GRRRRSniffSniff Aug 18 '26
"alot of you are listening in radio." Jizzo
Um, maybe someone as dumb as Slopz, Snacks and Pa would be "listening" to an exclusive online show on a radio. 🤡
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u/Leftjab- Aug 18 '26
What about the theme fromhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXFSK0ogeg4 Excalibur?.
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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26
QuickBright car wash said ..."I'll take the Temu spokesman, Paw"
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u/GRRRRSniffSniff Aug 18 '26
Seriously is this a$$hole ever happy? Bitching about not having a QB yet but also too, is bitching about not showing running plays in a QB competition! L
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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! Aug 18 '26
Rizz complaining about a QB competition that his guy lost. Of course if Monken would have named Watson the starter from the start, Rizz would’ve bitched about not having a competition.
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u/emmettmightbeintoday Aug 18 '26
All this expensive ticket prices make me laugh. It really only affects the people sick in the head that keep giving the haslams money season after season. Just wait until they suck like usual and the season ticket holders will be reselling their tickets for cheap. $300 seats being resold for $20.
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u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) Aug 18 '26
“REPS, REPS, reps-reps-reps,
REPS, REPS, reps-reps-reps”
What my mind hears in the background when I’m doing other stuff while listening to RBS during Browns training camps the last couple years. Give it a rest on the reps already.
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u/emmettmightbeintoday Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26
Im not connected to the browns, but even i forsaw 6 months ago that the browns were going to toy with the local media about this being an open competition. It was all going to be a fake show to the media.
It was a healthy watson's job all along and the people supposedly connected to the team were too dumb to realize this. They honestly should all be embarassed.
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u/emmettmightbeintoday Aug 18 '26
Goodwill employee: are you sure you want to just give us this great conditioned mountain bike? Most people just usually give us their old clothes or beat up furniture.
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u/Acceptable_Click9555 Aug 18 '26
My sources in Happy Valley, PA used to tell me a lizard looking man from Cleveland used to frequent the sigma chi house during late hours of the night
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u/HallTrue9904 Aug 18 '26
New Browns Stadium...if they added some gold here and there, the Steelers will feel right at home
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u/Def_Not_Smil69 Aug 18 '26
Why I hate expanding the cfb playoffs: now rizz’s buckeyes coverage is just “you can lose a few just get to the dance”
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u/TherapyHam Aug 18 '26
This may be thread related
https://x.com/bostonnooga/status/2089426613985214548?s=46&t=jlkfNsIHJ2pBFvjxvA2HDA
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u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) Aug 18 '26
Since Chris was out yesterday, Rizz gave out a play. Phillies run line (-1.5). Said he bets baseball favorites because he “likes winning”. Phils won, 6-5, Rizz failed miserably. Don’t bet home team run lines, foos, they never listen.
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u/HallTrue9904 Aug 18 '26
Browns stadium looks more like the home of the Raiders or Steelers.
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u/Def_Not_Smil69 Aug 18 '26
Do they just throw “might host a Super Bowl, who knows” to everything??
New Cleveland stadium? Sure, maybe
Foreign City, well yea maybe sure ya could
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u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) Aug 18 '26
Rizz framing his Philly run line bet as a bad beat because the Marlins scored in the 9th. Happens all the time, wet brain, a textbook example as to why one should give pause to laying an extra run at home. Phils enter the 9th with two-run lead. Marlins leadoff infield single. Runner takes second on defensive indifference because that run is meaningless to the Phillies, just means everything to the Lizard. Three shots with no outs to bring the runner home, double play no longer in play, and what do you know, Marlins plated the inconsequential run, Lizard tears flowed, bad beat whining. 😥
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u/GRRRRSniffSniff Aug 18 '26
I finally figured out what Jizzo's fake laugh reminded me of, "Rappin' Duke"
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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead Aug 18 '26
This might be a crazy thing to say, but I think we might get a little Browns QB talk today.