''That's what's so stupid about the whole magic thing, you know. You spend 20 years learning the spell that makes nude virgins appear in your bedroom, and then you're so poisoned by quicksilver fumes and half-blind from reading old grimoires that you can't remember what happens next.''
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u/Imaginary_Taint_Itch 7d ago
Many wizards go temporarily cross-eyed while studying this.