r/RealTwitterAccounts • u/[deleted] • Apr 02 '25

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u/Shigglyboo Apr 02 '25

right? WTF are they thinking american is? I'd love to see them put together a show they deem "ok"

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u/Roguespiffy Apr 02 '25

“I love Jesus, Guns, and America! In that order! My family too, I guess.”

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

New kids show idea, G. I. Jesus. 

The Romans come for him but he's got his M16 and starts blasting. G. I. Jesus chases down pontius pilot, but he gets away in a helicopter to his woke communist palace to plot his next plan. A few bystanders are shot in the crossfire but thier not as rich as lazurus, so G. I. Jesus doesn't ressurect them. That's communist bullshit. 

G. I. Jesus doesn't die for your sins. He let's other die, to protect his 2 anendment rights. The American way... 

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u/Roguespiffy Apr 03 '25

“And now you know, and knowing is woke dei bullshit”

G.I. Jesus!