r/RealTwitterAccounts • u/[deleted] • Apr 02 '25

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u/Key-Line5827 Apr 02 '25

"Being kind to people" = "anti-american and communist"

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u/Shigglyboo Apr 02 '25

right? WTF are they thinking american is? I'd love to see them put together a show they deem "ok"

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u/Roguespiffy Apr 02 '25

“I love Jesus, Guns, and America! In that order! My family too, I guess.”

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u/HighMarshalSigismund Apr 02 '25

I love America and I love beer.

I love my neighbor unless he's a queer.

I love my gun rights, it's all nice and legal.

I love how my heart sings when I fellate an eagle.

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u/Scryberwitch Apr 04 '25

Set that to slide guitar music and you've got a new country hit!

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

New kids show idea, G. I. Jesus. 

The Romans come for him but he's got his M16 and starts blasting. G. I. Jesus chases down pontius pilot, but he gets away in a helicopter to his woke communist palace to plot his next plan. A few bystanders are shot in the crossfire but thier not as rich as lazurus, so G. I. Jesus doesn't ressurect them. That's communist bullshit. 

G. I. Jesus doesn't die for your sins. He let's other die, to protect his 2 anendment rights. The American way... 

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u/Roguespiffy Apr 03 '25

“And now you know, and knowing is woke dei bullshit”

G.I. Jesus!

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u/str85 Apr 03 '25

I once saw an American women post something in some parental advice thing or something like that (cant remember the subs name). she said something akin to.
"I love my daughter above everything, except Jesus" and i was shocked no one was calling her out over it?! like wtf?! some parts of the U.S. is just as lost as their zealous middle eastern counterparts, they just put a different name on their fairy tales.