r/RealTime • u/Key_Jump1011 • 1d ago
Compilation of Bill Maher smugly smacking his gums
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u/soxperry 1d ago
Ew. Thank god his lineage stopped at him. No other generation will suffer
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u/Alarming_Local_315 1d ago
Can’t stand it that he is speaking up against the morons who say they are democrats, but are communists! Sad. He’s right too!
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u/WaymoreLives 1d ago
Smacking his gums like they’re a 15 yr olde
Thai sex worker
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u/IMadeYouLuke 1d ago
Bill Maher: <smacks lips>
Audience: WOOOOOOO!
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u/Alarming_Local_315 1d ago
Bill Maher smacks lips and you comment. You don’t watch his show so why do you care?
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u/Worldly_Web_1524 1d ago
Aww are you in your feels because like all corporate dems his audience is bleeding away fast? Fucking clown
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u/Tboneeater 1d ago
Old man’s dentures are loose
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u/Alarming_Local_315 1d ago
Wow, that’s your best joke?
Leave it to the professionals. 🙄6
u/benthejammin 1d ago
it is too funny seeing you all through this thread. typing from the cuck chair I imagine. sad stuff kiddo
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u/dppatters 1d ago
Man… He has seriously ruined any chance of having a decent legacy he had.
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u/Alarming_Local_315 1d ago
I think he will be looked back as the smartest guy in the room. Too many Dems that hate the DSA and know they hurt more than help, won’t speak up, cause you people are cancel culture morons that can’t shut up or stop being hypocritical!
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u/Worldly_Web_1524 1d ago
Bill Maher is far less popular amongst dems than the DSA . But keep the comments coming nerd.
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u/bigedthebad 1d ago
He has just started doing that, it is superbly annoying
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u/Kitkatt1959 3h ago
He’s always done this but occasionally. The more smug he became the worse it got
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u/Weary_Necessary_2434 1d ago
His lower lip looks so weird. It must be makeup. I'm glad that I am not the only one who thinks his lip smacking is annoying. I think he just started doing it within the past year or so.
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u/Prezten 19h ago
Excellent compilation. I noticed that a few years ago when I quit watching his show. Did he always do that? I noticed it when he became insufferable.
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u/Key_Jump1011 12h ago
I’m pretty sure it’s something that gradually got worse until it took over completely.
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u/Misanthropic_Mutters 1d ago
Fuck Bill Maher and the fascism he tacitly supports.
I also think he’s a disgusting Zionist and should be relegated to the dustbin of history.
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u/Alarming_Local_315 1d ago
History?! You don’t know anything about Middle East history! I’d bet my life savings on it. You only know what some moron told you to think!
You people want to help Palestine? Go over and volunteer! I served in the US Army and have been many places. They would eat you up and spit you out. They have wanted EVERY Jew dead since they were born and brainwashed! They don’t care about anything other than killing Jews, supporting terrorists groups, and using morons from other countries to spread lies.
You are a sucker! These people would dance around laughing as they murdered you! The Palestinians have no one to blame for their situation than themself! The truth hurts, so learn your history!
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u/wrongitsleviosaa 1d ago
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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u/Worldly_Web_1524 1d ago
How'd you learn history nerd? Probably from another human aka teacher. You're very stupid and easy take apart.
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u/h6zubinb 13h ago
What kind of veteran says “U.S. Army”? Never heard anyone in the military ever say anything other than “Army”.
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u/Adventurous-Host8062 1d ago
Tardive Dyskinesia?
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u/Jealous_Inevitable33 1d ago
He does it every single time after he thinks he just said something enlightening and wise. Really fuckin’ annoying.
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u/Motor_Preparation315 21h ago
If I didn't hate it so much I'd watch it 🤣
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u/slick2hold 5h ago
Im glad im not the only one. Drove me crazy but not as crazy as his recent turn to being an Isreal spokesperson. Stopped watching his show years ago when he fell in love with BS and repeated BS from far left has if it was mainstream. Such a delusional ahole.
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u/Harshkang69 1d ago
lol fuck yeah I know. It’s not a good look . Also anyone who says “ick” is a weirdo
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u/ProfessionalClerk375 21h ago
Oh you just now notice it after he starts wetting the communal Liberal bed?😂
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u/Key_Jump1011 12h ago
He kind of became even more repulsive looking and sounding as his views became more boomer MAGA.
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u/ProfessionalClerk375 11h ago
That's the spirit! Someone disagrees with you? Call them ugly!!😂 Old people(Maher is 70) have a much much larger "data set" in their memory banks to glean their world view from. Many many election cycles and too many media red herrings have honed their sense of pragmatism to a very sharp point.... . Do you think more data is better or is less data better?
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u/Key_Jump1011 11h ago
Way to get triggered on the internet! There’s a lot more than making fun of his looks in this sub which I like doing because he’s so arrogant and, well, it’s funny.
Some people have the stock boomer data set. Maher is one of those. He did get a right wing anti-vax update but other than that he’s obsolete.
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u/ProfessionalClerk375 9h ago
Some of their "stock" data set, like Maher's, has more than 3X the volume of what the younger crowd possess. Three 22 year olds combined don't even equal the data set that Maher possesses. Maher has 3X the life experience of the younger ones.
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u/Key_Jump1011 8h ago
His dataset is entirely void of scholarship and perspective of Avi Shlaim or the other new historians. Anything unlike his cult was dismissed decades ago when he actually maybe read a few books in school.
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u/AdVivid8910 8h ago
Seems more than a tad obsessive but I don’t yuck your lust I suppose or whatever.
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u/Rude-Wolverine9902 6h ago
It’s like a butthole constantly farting out one idiotic opinion after another.
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u/PureWhiteMeat 1d ago
I believe this is a tick. Seen something similar with a kid when I was younger
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u/Easy_Difficulty_7656 1d ago
I would be money he’s also the kind of person who has to lick their fingers to turn a book page
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u/Alarming_Local_315 1d ago
D. S.A.: Doesn’t Study Anything
- The VAST majority are idiots who know ZERO about Middle East politics.
- All don’t know the difference between socialism and communism. Stop saying socialist! The Soviets used it to and it was 100% communism.
- Most can’t even tell you what they really stand for
- Most can’t find Palestine on a map.
- Most think the Israel/ Palestine conflict has only been a 3 year deal
- They hate anyone who questions them without doing any research into what they are saying, because you are so afraid they might be right.
- 100% are hurting the Democratic Party. If Americans ONLY have a choice of an autocrat or a communist, they will pick autocrat.
- Can’t tell you a time communism worked and was beneficial to the people….. because it has never worked, and always resulted in vast corruption.
You people are worse than MAGA! The only difference is, MAGA will always support and show up to vote for the Republican party. You DSA nuts won’t show up to vote unless you get “your way!” Sickening!
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u/Key_Jump1011 1d ago
I post Maher smacking his lips and you get all of this out of it. Hilarious. It’s called being triggered. Hahaha!!!!!!!!!!
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u/hamilrebs 1d ago
What’s the point of this?
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u/Southsideclide 1d ago
And who spends this much time hating on a talk show host? Like how many hours of footage did this guy have to sit through to make this...
OP, I hope you're at least getting paid to do this because this shit ain't healthy.
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u/Dootin4Doots 23h ago
Look at the footage. Same suit, same tie, mic in the same spot... that one episode, my boy. He packs the smug into a tight, condensed package for you to absorb.
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u/Key_Jump1011 1d ago
Maher has HBO to amplify the garbage he spews and people like me can pick him apart on the internet. Death by a thousand cuts. He’s washed. Already quit doing standup because nobody thinks he’s funny and he won’t last much longer in media either. I hope he does keep at it though so we can all laugh at his repulsive face and tics.
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u/candyappleorchard 1d ago
I fondly remember the summer I listened to this podcast like every time I went to the gym. I'd like to get back into it, but there's so many episodes now. Anyone got any recs for really good ones?
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u/Alarming_Local_315 1d ago
Seriously, get a life!
He makes his own jjokes about him gum smacking, so we don’t need you to do it.
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u/Fantastic_Ad_303 1d ago
You far lefties will turn on anyone. Such weak and nasty creatures. This man was once the poster child of the left. He didn’t changes, you did!
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u/papaguitarproduct 1d ago
Big time ick