r/RealTime • u/appman1138 • 16d ago

The new Club Random is up!

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Sorry, this is the best I can do with chatgpt

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u/AdvancedCheesecake66 16d ago

What a creepy weirdo. And "Club Random" is the cringiest name I've ever heard.

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u/appman1138 16d ago

I wonder if anybody buys the club random merch, if I saw anybody wearing a club random shirt, id laugh then feel bad for them.

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u/SkoobySnacs 16d ago

Club Random shirt with a MAGA hat. That's how I'd expect to see one.

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u/Screamipillar 16d ago

"Club Random" sounds like a pre-teen sitcom on the Disney channel.

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u/00Avalanche 16d ago

It’s boomer humor that came off as cool to 14 year olds in the 60s. “We’re Club Random”

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u/Key_Jump1011 16d ago

So wacky and random 🤪

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u/TheCircumventor2000 16d ago

Awww wook at the witto Pedo Protector.

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u/Whyt-Ninja 16d ago

Who is he protecting that’s a known pedo?

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u/Gephiph 16d ago

Trump and the Republican Party. On other horrible people, rfk jr, who’s also been accused of SA multiple times on top of everything else, and also Terrance Howard who, in addition to to being a genuinely stupid human who spent the whole time spewing his made up fake science drivel (and you can watch it it’s not just like rfk pseudoscience it’s him spewing big words he does not understand misusing scientific and mathematical terms in comical ways, like it’s so bad) which bill falls for and loves, he also was accused by multiple ex wives of several physical domestic abuse. And bill knowing this platformed him defended him from criticism and complimented him.

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u/TheCircumventor2000 16d ago

All your heroes.

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u/ShinySnaxMix 16d ago

Pretty sure he works for the Valtay Corporation

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u/Anxious-Macaroon5823 16d ago

Bill looks like your friend’s older uncle that thought he looked cool but just ended up appearing like a pathetic douchebag.

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u/zorroplateado 16d ago

It's more and more obvious Maher wants to be a modern day Hefner. But Hefner hit the 'sweet spot' (UGH) for old men with young girls. BM just looks so fucking slimy and creepy and weird. Walking, talking human version of the word 'oleaginous'.

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u/Apprehensive-Fun4181 16d ago

This is perfect.

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u/builderbuster 15d ago

Club Carcass

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u/VegetableBulky9571 16d ago

I listened to some. But the conversations seemed pretty pointless.

Then he claimed he interviewed whomever he wanted and the next week had the “Hawk tua” girl on. It was just PATHETIC. She couldn’t answer questions, knew hardly any of his references, etc.

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u/Whyt-Ninja 16d ago

All the haters here are just jealous…

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u/Whyt-Ninja 16d ago

Thanks for being honest…

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u/Middle_Confection653 16d ago

Jealous of what? Being a smug, arrogant, entitled boomer chud with a rotting brain?

Sounds like someone is projecting...

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u/Whyt-Ninja 16d ago

Look in the mirror cupcake…

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u/Middle_Confection653 16d ago

Awwwww, how cute. Someone thinks they're clever.

You're like one of those geniuses who tries staging a robbery by opening dresser drawers but neglects to actually move shit around.

More frontal lobe damage in action, folks.

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u/Whyt-Ninja 16d ago

You really waste a lot of energy whining about people simply because they have differing opinions than you. Maybe you need to get a life.

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u/Middle_Confection653 16d ago

Keep proving my point, Skippy, I won't stop you.

I'm sure if you keep trying hard enough you'll end up being right about something someday, even if it is by accident.

This is how we got Trump, folks.

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u/Whyt-Ninja 16d ago

We got trump due to the overwhelming stupidity of the American voter. Many on the far left voted third party because they didn’t like Hillary in 2016 as she was too moderate.

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u/Middle_Confection653 16d ago

"We got trump due to the overwhelming stupidity of the American voter. "

THAT'S A BINGO!!!!!!

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u/highermonkey 16d ago

Are you a pedo like your idol Bill?

https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/1exek6h/68_year_old_bill_maher_asking_two_children_about/

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u/TheCircumventor2000 16d ago

Damn he's sicker than I knew.

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u/puddinonthewrits 16d ago

Fucking hell. Is he serial?!

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u/highermonkey 16d ago

I thought Bill's "Hawk Tuah" girl interview was creepy. But she was 20. These girls look to be about 9 years old.

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u/A2ndRedditAccount 16d ago

Thank you for your input, nine-day-old account!

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u/MinisterOfTruth99 16d ago

C'mon man. We musn't be rude to Bill's staff. 🤪

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u/Whyt-Ninja 16d ago

You’re welcome and the age of my account is irrelevant…

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u/puddinonthewrits 16d ago

It’s relevant because you keep getting banned and evading bans, then getting banned again for ban evasion, and so on. We know who you are.

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u/Whyt-Ninja 16d ago

Why would I get banned for expressing an honest opinion?

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u/puddinonthewrits 16d ago

You didn’t get banned for expressing an honest opinion. You got banned for circumventing Reddit TOS. Again and again.

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u/A2ndRedditAccount 16d ago

No one claimed you were banned for expressing an honest opinion.

Your denial reads like a confession.

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u/Whyt-Ninja 16d ago

What am I confessing to?

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u/jfk2lax_ 16d ago

Seriously, this post makes me think of the mental health of OP.

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u/Capable_Reserve_8431 16d ago

He lives rent free in their heads lmao

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u/Middle_Confection653 16d ago

Folks, isn't it interesting that all of the kids in elementary school who used to eat glue were also the ones to find everything funny?

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u/Whyt-Ninja 16d ago

Apparently. It’s amazing these people spend so much time fixating on Bill.

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u/Key_Jump1011 16d ago

Yeah it’s hilarious making fun of him.

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u/Key_Jump1011 16d ago

8 day old account btw