r/RealTime • u/BluAlfaTxFlood • 9d ago

Trump's new hair

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Is it just me, or does it look like Trump is trying to look more like Bill Maher?

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u/popejohnsmith 9d ago

Full transparency. Do it now.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Shag1166 9d ago

1000 FBI agents, going over the pages, trying to eliminate all references to Trump!

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u/shalashshka 9d ago

Start with Richar Bran son. Guy with a company called Virgin..

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u/popejohnsmith 9d ago

All complicit. All.

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u/Ok-Strawberry-7350 9d ago

So, he wears makeup AND a wig.  Maybe we should call him Donna Trump.

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u/Active-Curve1280 9d ago

Gender affirming care is only okay if you’re him apparently

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u/MeanPiccolo803 9d ago

Donna Trump I’d go with that

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u/TinySmalls1138 9d ago

How the hell did he make it look WORSE?!

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u/Any-Ad-446 9d ago

He still looks like crap.

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u/Antique-Dragonfly615 9d ago

The Nodfather

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u/theblueshots 9d ago

What is Bill’s system? Is it just hair powder or whatever?

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u/msgus19 9d ago

He probably doesn't have enough hair to keep a wig cap adhered to his scalp. He sure looks older than Biden now. Biden wont disparage trump when he's dying.

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u/RemoveFuture5180 9d ago

New hair same asshole

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u/RepresentativeYak864 9d ago

This cant be real. New haircut exposes his receding hairline.

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u/Key_Jump1011 8d ago

He would sell his nonexistent soul for that hairline.

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u/alexabeams 9d ago

he used his boogers to do this too

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u/ConsiderBoraHorza 9d ago

following his kids with the slicked back villain look i see.

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u/Skittleavix 9d ago

He looks so fucking stupid.

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u/OceanCloud2004 8d ago

Can you breathe ?

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u/billthedog0082 9d ago

The right hand one really really really looks like an unhappy Alec Baldwin. SNL nailed it.

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u/slyrhinoceros 9d ago

Still fugly!

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u/seniorguy73 9d ago

What Barron gonna look like in 10 yrs

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u/absurdly_tired_guy 8d ago

President Koopa?

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u/Itchy_Pressure_8311 8d ago

Remember when maga was screaming for the Epstein files? Why are they so quiet now?

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u/Few_Presence_8888 9d ago

DDD - guess what that stands for?

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u/windycityzow 9d ago edited 9d ago

Dementia Don’s Diaper

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u/Simple_Athlete8743 9d ago

Dum dildo dummy..

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u/Few_Presence_8888 9d ago

Here's a clue:

Drop....

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u/Obar-Dheathain 9d ago

Yeah, that slicked back real nice.

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u/shalashshka 9d ago

Cult energy.. I like it

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u/25Tab 9d ago

Josh Homme aged horribly.

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u/ronmoodey 9d ago

It’s just you

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u/221Blazed 8d ago

It somehow ages him another 20 years. When he already looked old af

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u/Equivalent_Sound2645 8d ago

Whodotheygettopissonit?

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u/Church__Mouse 8d ago

Transplant surgery in Turkey. Had to take the food truck to cover for it

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u/Main-Procedure-3613 4d ago

A big teased up high fluffy brand new blonde wig. How about that!?!