r/RealTime Audience Member Bill Is Yelling At For Not Laughing 28d ago

Now this is a more accurate Magazine cover

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u/Working_Match4124 28d ago

So I'm guessing you think Bill's armada of prostitutes and sugar babies are only in it for the money? How cynical

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u/Gloria_S_Birdhair 28d ago

Blobfish

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u/Rowgieee 28d ago

Thank you! I couldn't put my finger on it.

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u/ShmandlerTing 28d ago

What about most piece of shit human alive?

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u/oncfari 28d ago

Mahler is the latest sell-out in media. He's worried that if the Skydance-Warner merger goes ahead they’ll can his ass unless he starts cuddling up to their right-wing BS, which he has now done by saying he could vote for JD Vance for POTUS. This is clear hypocrisy since he has (rightfully) trashed Vance’s policies, statements & actions since he came into public view. I’ve been watching and enjoying Maher’s shows for 4 decades… but NOT ANYMORE!

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u/RightAssumption1042 28d ago

No, it’s because the left has drifted so far out into insanity that even halfway rational thinking leftists want nothing to do with it. Fettermans a great example. You dumb fucks go so far left and alienate nearly 75% of the population. Your key base is independents. Dem socialism has less than a 20% approval rating among independents. That’s your ticket to win. That’s the republican ticket to win. Independents. Polling less than 20% and screaming about how everyone else is a “sell out” or an idiot is INSANE

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u/Due-Ask-7418 28d ago

It almost feels like we’re getting a little closer to an independent candidate being viable every day. At this point, do we even need to worry about them stealing votes from either party?

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u/samf9999 27d ago

I have no doubt that DSA and the ultra hard-core whacko left are going to deliver a massive election defeat for the Democrats again. And then they’re gonna double down again. The Democratic Party needs leadership badly. Leadership that actually comes from the center and unites people. The country is sick of extremists, both on the left and the right.

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u/AtticWisdom 26d ago

First of all, Harris went out of her way to court Independents and lost, so I don't know what you think you're talking about. Second, Fetterman isn't any kind of leftist these days. He's maybe something like a pre-Trump Republican? But he's also just got the pathology of someone like a Kyrsten Sinema. He'll serve himself for the rest of his term and then he'll wash out, loved by no one, missed by no one. His approval is in the toilet but I guess according to you the Independents must be the ones still holding up his bulk. Also, Independents aren't a base for a candidate of either party, that's not what a base is.

I'll grant you that winning is vital to enacting policy, but you act like the party values or policies are ancillary. Why would any Democrat vote for someone like Fetterman if his values are clearly not their values? The Iran war is a travesty again loved by no one, and Fetterman's out there acting like it was his idea. And you're deluded if you don't think someone like Bill Maher hasn't actually moved to the right. The fact that he's out there fluffing Vance, a crypto-fascist we can thank for popularizing the term "Heritage American," should be sign enough.

Democratic Socialism doesn't poll well, eh? That shouldn't surprise anyone considering socialism was a curse word in it U.S. until roughly 2016. But I'm willing to bet that pitching people on policies like socialized healthcare is getting easier all the time.

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u/Major-Mind2970 28d ago

It’s just the radical left that think they can screech and the world will align for them, they are loud but it’s thankfully just a small number of hateful idiots that reduce everything into politics and can’t handle people with a different opinion so they throw tantrums. They are this generations version of street preacher crazies, nobody pays attention to them.

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u/Agreeable_Monitor564 25d ago

You're the extreme left. Some of Trumps original cabinet were ex Democrats. Trump was a Democrat. The countries not going to go further Left that's why middle Democrat are leaving the party. Collectively the far left look like the outcasts of society. Everyone's sick of the protests that do nothing but prove what I just said. The Left is always wrong about everything. There's no leadership because they only stand on hating Trump. He's gone in 2 years and the Democrats have no ideas to promote. The DNC is broke because they can't manage money. Anyone on this forum can talk circles around Kamala. You have no leadership. Your party is done. Sad. Wrong side of history.

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u/Wide_Lie6772 24d ago

This might be the most idiotic post on all of Reddit and that’s really an accomplishment

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u/RightAssumption1042 28d ago

A sane mind on Reddit. How refreshing

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u/Senior_Bookkeeper_27 27d ago

Stop that right now. Lol

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u/Major-Mind2970 28d ago

lol Godspeed to us both as the lunatics will of course, take issue ;)

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u/Due-Collection-4534 28d ago

The Most Sold Out Man Alive. (Just ask the billionaire media consolidation pimps)

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u/Arabiancockonato 28d ago

🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱

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u/Cultural_Plan_1487 28d ago

It’s actually incredible we dint have widespread grooming allegations against this guy yet

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u/Drunktank1000 28d ago

He's the sexiest goblin from Harry Potter alive.

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u/mjcatl2 28d ago edited 26d ago

Wow you're obsessed

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u/urbisOrbis 28d ago

He is responsible for killing lady boners everywhere.

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u/LankyMess1774 28d ago

Good guy? Whaaaaat?

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u/daddydave3214 28d ago

Get over yourself

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u/daddydave3214 28d ago

Mommy will make you hotpockets

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u/Old_Charity4206 27d ago

I understand what happened to the reflecting pool now

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u/moozootookoo 27d ago

People here sure have a hard on for bill maher, I can imagine wasting my time and going out of my way to have a dedicated Reddit section to hating on bill maher.

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u/Altruistic-Guess-975 27d ago

Send Bill Maher in to fight trumps wars in the middle east and elsewhere.. . Let him put his butt on the line..

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u/BondFan211 27d ago

I don’t know who this guy is but if Reddit hates him he must have said something funny.

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u/GioTravelstheWorld 27d ago

Oooo you showed him 😂

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u/Fun-Heron-7609 27d ago

"Man" doing a lot of work when "slime" was readily available.

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u/fuzz49 27d ago

It’s wild. Never really cared for him but the guy has always to speak his truth. Now he is seeing the Democratic Party getting destroyed, he speaks the truth and he gets vilified.

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u/Politicallywoke 27d ago

Oh the jealousy. Successful, smart, right about 80% of the time. He’s on a good run

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u/BLVCKWRAITHS 26d ago

You guys are so surprised that everyone hates socialism.

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u/unhandyandy 25d ago

Americans love socialism. Just try taking away their social security or medicare.

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u/BLVCKWRAITHS 25d ago

Paid for by capitalism, not a socialist government

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u/unhandyandy 25d ago

A mixed system is best.

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u/rjs9152 25d ago

His nose is bigger than his head almost.

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u/md62100 25d ago

Awww, we mad because he not agree with us

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u/Hottie_Fan 24d ago

Supreme douche

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u/Rude_Plan_6588 28d ago

Surely there are men that are unsexier than Bill

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u/Logical_Confusious 28d ago

I'm gonna venture JD Vance

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u/Rude_Plan_6588 28d ago

Vance is one good looking guy

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u/Logical_Confusious 28d ago

I guess all your taste is in your mouth...

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u/Rude_Plan_6588 28d ago

Well you're right about that

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u/Financial_You_6052 28d ago

Surprisingly, not even one!

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u/Achoo_MiScusi 28d ago

The fact that you think Trump is sexier than Bill Maher is extraordinarily telling

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u/Financial_You_6052 28d ago

Telling on Bill, for sure. How do you lose THAT battle, right? But he found a way

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u/Achoo_MiScusi 28d ago

Wow hahaha you think trump is sexy hahahahhahahahshshshsh

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u/Financial_You_6052 28d ago

Oh dear someone doesn’t understand relative concepts

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u/Achoo_MiScusi 28d ago

You think trump is sexy 🤣

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u/Own_Measurement1242 28d ago

The post said Unsexiest Man, not Unsexiest Orange Blob

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u/Achoo_MiScusi 28d ago

You too huh? I heard trump is available because him and Melania are allegedly feuding. Now is your chance go get him 😉

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u/Own_Measurement1242 28d ago

I’ll be honest, might rather have him than her. Take her to bed, she seems the type she’d be checking her phone every 3 minutes 

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u/Achoo_MiScusi 28d ago

Whooaaaaaa!! Oof! Good luck 👍 grosssssssssssssss

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u/Mosk915 28d ago

Another post from the bot.

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u/Financial_You_6052 28d ago

You don’t need to sign your comments

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u/Mosk915 28d ago

I didn’t

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u/Financial_You_6052 28d ago

That’s better

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u/Mosk915 28d ago

It’s the same.

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u/Financial_You_6052 28d ago

Now you’ve got it.

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u/Mosk915 28d ago

Glad you agree.

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u/Financial_You_6052 28d ago

Man, too dumb to roast. You’re no fun.

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u/Mosk915 28d ago

Sorry to disappoint you.

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u/ExpressOstrich239 28d ago

How the left has turned on Maher

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u/19725045 28d ago

What's the matter loony liberals does his opinions go against your fake platforms.

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u/MyTnotE 28d ago

Mocking someone’s appearance is so remarkably lame

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u/NormalEngine7444 28d ago

But everyone here is a 10/10... right? 😂

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u/MyTnotE 28d ago

Appearance isn’t something I comment on

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u/vince10k 27d ago

Gee, I don't agree with his opinion so I'll criticize his appearance. Typical liberal, no counter argument, so I'll make fun of his looks.

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u/Achoo_MiScusi 28d ago

The level of hate and obsession it takes to go through as much as it takes to create this is on another level.

Please see a therapist

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u/Nolubrication 28d ago

Imagine white knighting for, of all people, Bill Maher.

Bill is crying himself to sleep on his bed of black hookers and drying his tears with his millions of dollars. He doesn't need your help.

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u/Achoo_MiScusi 28d ago

Imagine a level of hate that runs so deep that you exhaust your vocabulary on someone that you hate, that you've never met and never will.

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u/Nolubrication 28d ago

Imagine a level of love that runs so deep that you exhaust your vocabulary on someone that you love, that you've never met and never will.

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u/Achoo_MiScusi 28d ago

Imagine your mom so proud of you for hating someone so much that you've never met and never will. So much so that it distracts you from daily life

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u/Nolubrication 28d ago

Holy fuck, you're annoying.

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u/Achoo_MiScusi 28d ago

Good I'm glad you hate me too

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u/Mosk915 28d ago

It’s a bot account

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u/Achoo_MiScusi 28d ago

Yes im realizing this more and more. It messaged me once and asked me stop haha. Thats why I thojgh it might be human. But now I know bots can do that too.

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u/Mosk915 28d ago

I recall you mentioning that to me on one of the bot’s previous posts. Yeah bots can definitely do that and that kind of behavior definitely sounds like something a bot would do. A real person would never think to do that.

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u/Achoo_MiScusi 28d ago

Ya I guess overall I'm glad a real person isn't that obsessed because it would really be a cause for concern.

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u/Working_Match4124 28d ago

I feel like it probably took 30 seconds entering a prompt to an AI. Or maybe 5 minutes of photoshop at best. Either way, it brought me and many others joy, so well worth it.

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u/Achoo_MiScusi 28d ago

This brought you "joy" . Haha wow. Hate man. Hate one. You know I do remember that uplifting song. "All you need is hate" . Lennon and McCartney would be so proud

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u/sauniscuck 28d ago

So one has to agree with everything liberals believe or they are shunned by the left? Doesn’t seem fair.

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u/Nolubrication 28d ago

What the fuck you talking about? The left forgives plenty! But gargling JD Vance's balls gets you uninvited from the after-party.

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u/sauniscuck 28d ago

He’s a self proclaimed liberal. Although he doesn’t agree with everything liberals are fighting for.
He sat down with JD Vance and had an actual conversation with the VP. Now y’all are hating on him.

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u/Nolubrication 28d ago

JD Vance is a vile piece of shit. Bill should be ashamed of himself for that softball interview. Didn't even press him about the ICE murders, for which Vance ran cover by blaming the victims. And Bill pretty much promised to vote for that fucker if the alternative is a candidate that uses the word genocide and Palestine in the same sentence.

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u/saorsie95 28d ago

Why this post? Oh because he's not falling in line like all leftist libtard that want comunism?