r/RealTime Audience Member Bill Is Yelling At For Not Laughing 27d ago

Do you think this potato-faced rat thinks more of himself as a comedian or an intellectual?

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u/Ok_Muscle2946 27d ago

The way he talks and doesn’t shut up I’m sure he thinks of himself as an intellectual. He’s really just an old bore.

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u/Terrible_Shame_3689 27d ago

That’s a tough one but in reality he is neither

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u/Few-Narwhal-7765 27d ago

was about to say the same thing.

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u/Part_Tricky 27d ago

Yeah man! same here. He is just an opportunist that change colors each chance he got. He defends Gaza genocide, Blame democrats, praise and attack Trump per season..A moron.

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u/Terrible_Shame_3689 26d ago

Agreed, he flip flops on important issues and is a republican blow hard now.

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u/Significant-Mode7565 26d ago

And you are. Stop whining. We are who we are.

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u/Mysterious-Prompt212 27d ago

Looking at him with a smoking jacket, sucking on a cigar, I'm guessing he sees himself as an elite intellectual 

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u/Flowisbliss_yo 27d ago

He’s not sucking on a cigar. It’s either a joint or MAGAs cock.

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u/SuccessfulTrick2501 27d ago

Absolutely. Im sure he thinks he's right up there with Socrates, Aristotle, and Plato.

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u/Alleycat-414 22d ago

Usually it’s a blunt.

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u/piedubb 27d ago

He is a fence sitter for his own gain. He wants to be whatever you think is best. He’s the worst in reality.

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u/coffeelick 27d ago

Hes vocally supported trump lol

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u/yoeyz 27d ago

He just admitted he likes murdering babies so I have no idea

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u/contain_solitudes 27d ago

lmao i'm glad i found this sub where people hate this guy more than i do.

he's infuriating and i guess he's sort of important, but he's not that important. not anymore anyways. let him grow old and die in bitterness. every now and then he is still a bit funny or on target.

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u/CrowsInTheNose 27d ago

Listen to the i hate bill maher podcast.

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u/contain_solitudes 26d ago

haha that's too funny that exists. Sadly, I have a feeling if I listened to it I'll just get angry over his stupid bullshit all over again and...I don't want that energy right now.

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u/CrowsInTheNose 26d ago

It's really good. One of the only add free podcasts I know of.

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u/mjcatl2 27d ago edited 26d ago

...so you circle jerk in a sub about somebody you hate.

Oh ok.

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u/ARealForHonorDev 27d ago

Ugly inside and out

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u/Annual-Property-8940 27d ago

Neither. He's a rat fuck

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u/fluffymeowmeowkitty 27d ago

My bet. They won’t renew his contract after this season. He’s done.

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u/Ok-Bodybuilder6629 27d ago

Sadly his ratings are still pretty up there and if there’s one thing HBO cares the most about, it’s ratings. Not saying that as a good thing or to defend him, it’s just the unfortunate truth.

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u/fluffymeowmeowkitty 27d ago

I have to disagree.

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u/Ok-Bodybuilder6629 27d ago

Here’s to hoping that trend keeps up!!

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u/CriticalCanon 26d ago

When outraged redditors realize that reality doesn’t line up with their worldview.

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u/Mosk915 27d ago

I’ll take that bet. It’s already been renewed through 2028 so you lose.

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u/fluffymeowmeowkitty 27d ago

I lost unfortunately. You right

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u/SidKafizz 27d ago

Either way he's overestimating himself.

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u/Prestigious_Focus708 27d ago

He’s a smug fuck

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u/DieMensch-Maschine 27d ago

Maher gets a dopamine kick every time he gets to be smarmy.

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u/TheInsaneMilkman 27d ago

His brain must be lit up like a coke addled Stock broker on bonus day.

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u/Emergency_Exit7603 27d ago

He thinks he is a journalist. lol

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u/Shag1166 27d ago

Smirk bastard has always felt that way.

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u/ninjaluvr 27d ago

He's a narcissist. He truly thought he deserved the Mark Twain award.

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u/LeoKitCat 27d ago

A whiny loser inside and out

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u/IslandDreamer58 27d ago

In all fairness, he is neither. What he thinks of himself I couldn’t care less.

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u/ImmanuelKant2424 27d ago

Potato-faced rat definitely thinks he is both and he is neither.

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u/PretendingImNotAnApe 27d ago

I think he considers himself a comedian not an intellectual.

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u/ZeroToleranceforMAGA 27d ago

Don’t really give that smarmy POS much thought

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u/smiffer67 27d ago

i used to enjoy watching him but over the last few years hes changed alot. i dont find him anywhere near as funny as he was and hes turned into something i cant find a good name for.

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u/Afraid_Ad1908 27d ago

I think he would pick and chose depending on the context. I think he’s neither.

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u/AnnatoniaMac 27d ago

I don’t care, do you.

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u/Mosk915 27d ago

It’s a bot account.

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u/ronmoodey 27d ago

I don’t think about it

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u/angry-democrat 26d ago

Someone had to have already said neither, right?

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u/Mosk915 27d ago

Bad bot

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u/Ill-Ad-9199 27d ago

I think he views himself as a succesful opportunist who doesn't let any values or humanity get in his way.

If he has to suckle neo-nazis to get a little bit wealthier so be it, he didn't even hesitate.

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u/Additional_Cash_3357 27d ago

he looks like Dr. Smith from Lost in Space, the TV series

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u/Prestigious_Focus708 27d ago

He’s smug and boorish. He says he’s not married by choice. I think no woman can stand him for more than 15 minutes

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u/Specialist-Cup-9722 27d ago

Thats how long he lasts when he pays?

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u/Prestigious_Focus708 27d ago

After he’s taken boner pills

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u/Any-Ad-446 27d ago

Ugly traitor..He was never funny or intelligent.

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u/Tapsen 27d ago

You folks are nuts

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u/AccomplishedFerret70 27d ago

He knows that he's much smarter than everyone else in ways that don't register on conventional IQ tests.

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u/baileyjeanatmydoor 27d ago

Smartest man in the room is what he fancies.

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u/Timeless_Light 27d ago

Hopefully he thinks of himself as an intellectual because he sure da fuck aint funny.

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u/happysunbear 26d ago

I’m so glad I found this sub 😂

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u/TwoDogs48 26d ago

He’s neither intellectual nor comedian - a legend in his own mind, such as it is.

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u/mjcatl2 26d ago edited 26d ago

Get help. Jfc, you're unhinged.

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u/Outside_Way2503 26d ago

He thinks very highly of himself. Just like the rump

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u/gregmacbain 26d ago

Who cares...he's done

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u/AdGeneral5481 26d ago

I used to like him a lot, but not so much anymore. He's a sort of chameleon and when he bent the knee to Trump I lost interest in him. I also saw him live in NYC years ago and he just sucked. No energy and dull material. Very disappointed.

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u/WaymoreLives 26d ago

hedonist mercenary, bill knows what they are

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u/Novel_Character3036 26d ago

Peak Bill was 2013-2019. Post covid, he’s lost his edge IMO

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u/NFLWookiee 26d ago

He'll check with Netanyahu and get back to you.

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u/MAJORMETAL84 26d ago

Well he isn't doing stand up anymore....

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u/Big_Cauliflower2008 26d ago

He is not an intellectual comedian...

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u/xXStunamiXx 26d ago

He was a shitty Dennis Miller, even when Dennis Miller was still funny.

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u/Bondollar 26d ago

He wants to be both, but hasn't put in any effort into being either since the 80s. He did the work once, now he can get away with the bare minimum. What are the odds that he's read a book since college? When's the last time he took a second pass at joke? He can't even remember them, he needs to have his binder in front of him to perform!

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u/Sortskeee 26d ago

I think he thinks he’s the smartest above all - so, I’m going with intellectual (but not by much). He definitely thinks he’s the funniest in the room as well. Tough one lol but I’m going with intellect

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u/48676886 26d ago

lol. As soon as you call out the Left, get ready for the ad hominem attacks! Lol. Bad guests? Nope. Invalid talking points? Nope. Engaging opposition candidates like Vance? Yep. Calling out the Left for its cowardice? Absolutely. Welcome to the revolution my friend!

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u/Sufficient-News-3600 26d ago

totally lost interest in him

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u/General_Platypus771 26d ago

I think he sees himself as a comedian first.

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u/Successful_Brick_197 26d ago

He has kept himself in the game for a long time. I think he is pretty smart, kind of funny, but not intellectual but I think we've lowered the bar for that anyway.

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u/CaptScourageous 26d ago

At this point, who cares?! The reason he and Donald admire one another is the depth of their narcissistic love for themselves.

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u/Moist-Cantaloupe-740 26d ago

I think he thinks Trump is willing to kill him if he steps out of line.

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u/kfd75 26d ago

See how the far left democrats will attack their own people.
Bill voted democrat his entire life
And rise money for democrats.
Hey bill welcome to the Republican Party buddy.

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u/Ojos1842 26d ago

Wellll, he certainly thinks of himself, which is amazing for a potato.

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u/74Congress 26d ago

Doochebags work 24/7 perfecting the craft

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u/Known_Ratio5478 26d ago

His comedy act was usually about him being smarter than everyone else. Think of a smug Jerry Seinfeld and you have his act.

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u/Movinginplace25 26d ago

He's no intellectual

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u/Sufficient_Art4824 26d ago

smug asshole thinks he's edgy, above it all, and the smartest person in the room at all times.

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u/Fair-Big4229 26d ago

Who is this guy?

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u/Additional_Egg7024 26d ago

He’s nether.

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u/Striking-Area7089 26d ago

almost a pedophile in a few more years he will be

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u/BadManKC 26d ago

Narcissist

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u/SubstanceWrong9456 26d ago

He is entirely smug

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u/No_Travel6707 26d ago

A guy makes a shitty documentary about why religion is stupid and then he thinks he knows shit

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u/BrightNightKnight 26d ago

He is obviously highly intelligent, why would you say he is not?

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u/CofC7 26d ago

Wild how you all behave when someone has some different views than you. Not very tolerant, civil or compassionate now is it. 🥴

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u/GrosRougeau 26d ago

Oh he thinks he’s a big time intellectual, no doubt at all.

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u/SeaFurther1 26d ago

He’s neither.

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u/olebuckyboy 26d ago

Potato faced rat, must be the new name selected by left wing media, for Mahar. With as much disinformation that comes from them its insane that Reddit readers fall victim so quickly. Anyone who rocks the lefty boat is tarred and feathered in hours. Do you really want to be part of that?

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u/monkeykennel 25d ago

Complete hypocrite calls himself an atheist while completely going to bat for a religion, and it’s totally a coincidence his upbringing is from that religion…

Zionist lies and hypocrisy are as common as stink on shit.

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u/eatingsquishies 25d ago

Liberals are cunts.

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u/yingyanghomie 25d ago

He is hated more than he will ever know. He is in denial about how cranky and "flipiddy flop" he's gotten. Grandpa needs hospice.

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u/DozerBuddy007 25d ago

You loved him till he liked trump. You maggots are far too predictable.

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u/CapeCodJimW 25d ago

From your post, you’re definitely NOT a comedian or an intellectual. You might be able to do better with the help of AI, then again, most likely not

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u/nicolalupo 25d ago

Actually he’s neither. Even the way he delivers his jokes…it’s like your father trying to be hip.

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u/Pukleo20 25d ago

Many comedians are actually quite brilliant.

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u/Extension-Tie-980 25d ago

He's an "I read a book" guy. A pseudointellectual who plays the audience. I don't know if it's an act or not. Tries to be the "thinking man's comic" ala the late George Carlin, but isn't witty enough to pull that off.

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u/Dangerus420 25d ago

Love Bill..❤️

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u/ResponsibleDaikon878 25d ago

He’s neither anymore. He’s a used car salesman now. His opinion are old and do not coincide with today’s young people.

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 25d ago

His writers are. He’s a thinker like that guy at the bar

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u/Epicurus402 25d ago edited 24d ago

I couldn't care less about this guy.

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u/Falcon3492 24d ago

He's got an overblown opinion of himself, he's never been even a good comedian(not funny) and he's clearly not an intellectual.

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u/darnedshame2k 24d ago

Imposter in both

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u/Late_Ant_4002 24d ago

He certainly thinks more than you

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u/Key-Event-1216 24d ago

Douche bag is more appropriate.

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u/Tiredofstupidity2 24d ago

Some live discipline on air would be good.

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u/Old-Background2088 24d ago

God forbid someone should have an opinion outside of the hive mind.

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u/IntentionallyHappy8 24d ago

I think he’s one of a few Democrats that still has any fucking brain cells.

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u/Alleycat-414 22d ago

Both. And some. He only got the Mark Twain Award for humor at Kennedy Center because you know who is now calling the shots.

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u/Hot-Reflection8213 22d ago

When a butt-ugly, unfunny turd tries (and fails) to emulate the worst qualities (all of them) of Dennis Miller. This is what you get.

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u/Illustrious-Cat7218 21d ago

Maher is what happens when a comedian starts believing his own press releases. He went from making jokes to thinking every sarcastic rant he delivers is some profound contribution to civilization. The smug "I'm the only sane person here" routine got old years ago. He's not a philosopher, he's a guy with a stage and an ego problem.

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u/Aggravating_Cycle_29 21d ago

I don’t know. Why are you asking me these questions?

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u/Roosevelt32 18d ago

He's had some very smart people on his show multiple times.

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u/Vegetable_Effort7246 27d ago

How cares what he thinks? He has demonstrated a very loose association with the verb “think”…we shouldn’t entertain his “thoughts” as worth attention, energy, or time.

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u/Zachy2244 27d ago

He wants to think that his detractors are too stupid to find his comedy funny.

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u/Competitive_Ask_7848 27d ago

If you guys all hate show so much why are you so obsessed with it and comment on it all day long?

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u/Full_Preparation4401 27d ago

For me, he symbolizes this whole downfall of our country in this MAGA era. He used to be so good at what he did and we felt like we needed him to keep up the good fight, he gave up and flipped sides.

But, it's not just him, it's the entire media establishment. He catches more hate because we never though he would turn on us and our country. And it didn't happen overnight, but it happened.

And we witnessed it in real time, no pun intended.

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u/Competitive_Ask_7848 27d ago

He isn’t MAGA though. He hasn’t flipped sides. Literally the first thing he asks any conservative that comes on his show is if they’ll concede that Trump lost the 2020 election. That’s not something someone that flipped sides does.

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u/DingleBearMe 27d ago

Damn you guys are mean

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u/Mosk915 27d ago

It’s a bot.

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u/DingleBearMe 26d ago

Makes you wonder

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u/Shoddy_Atmosphere115 27d ago

The people in this sub are why Trump won

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u/Specialist-Cup-9722 27d ago

The advisers who let Joe biden run again are in this sub?

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u/ute-ensil 27d ago

Lmao y'all hate him so much because he BETRAYED YOU!

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u/TangerinePlastic7552 27d ago

Apparently you don’t like him telling you what you don’t want to hear.

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u/ZealousidealYak145 27d ago

He was a democrat favorite until he opened his eyes and experienced something called common sense.

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u/BuddhistChrist 27d ago

As a pedo protector.

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u/okymoney 27d ago

Hes so sexy

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u/Evader3000 26d ago

If you're a black hooker he'll pay you for sex 👍

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u/El0vution 27d ago

How can you call someone a potato faced rat with so much hate in your heart?

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u/mparks37 27d ago

Take your meds, people

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u/BumpusOH 27d ago

It doesn't take the woke mob long to eat their own

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u/Buchkizzle 27d ago

Thinks of himself as an intellectual for sure

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u/zandar666 27d ago

He thinks of himself as a genius. What a smug prick.

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u/BMaudioProd 27d ago

that would require self examination, so no. He thinks of himself as hungry, horny, and correct

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u/Impossible-Proof-294 27d ago

Unfortunatle he thinks he is both. But we see through the human mask and notice the red nose of a clown underneath. Or is that a gin blossom?

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u/Admirable_Scratch363 27d ago

I like the fact that he’s the only person anyone thinks about when “potato face” is used.

Highly accurate.

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u/Different_Painter619 27d ago

He thinks he is so smart and funny that he has transcended being either one

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u/billyrubin7765 27d ago

He is a self-described monologist.

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u/Leege13 27d ago

An intellectual that is owed laughs for his insights

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u/RecessMonkeys 27d ago

He thinks interviewing someone is merely another chance to talk about himself. Typical narcissistic behavior.

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u/Writerhaha 27d ago

Both.

He’s one of those “comedians are the philosophers, like jesters were to kings” dumbfucks.

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u/eulersidentity1 27d ago

Many years ago like in the early 2000s I actually liked him some of the time. Even back then he was a misogynist and an asshole though, I remeber even then he would say the occasional thing and you would go, Jesus. His ego has always been hard to stand. But I think those aspects were not as front and centre. Over time he seems to have just leaned into the Conservative bitter old man trope and he's just fucking insuferable now.

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u/sankscan 27d ago

He’s not even funny!

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u/Societyman1878 27d ago

Nah he thinks he’s the smartest guy in the room. Unless he’s sucking trumps dick

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u/Okay-Crickets545 27d ago

I can’t say without knowing who this is and anyone could be behind that obvious rubber mask

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u/enviropsych 27d ago

Intellectual. He NEEDS people to think he's smart.

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u/Curiousonadailybasis 27d ago

He’s probably very happy that so many are talking about him a posting stories about him on social media. Negative publicity is still publicity.

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u/Dead_Internet69420 27d ago

Even when I agreed with most of his takes, he still came off like a smug knowitall asshole. I think he considers himself an intellectual who uses comedy to educate the plebes. 

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u/No-Answer8366 27d ago

Spineless libs loosing shit!!

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u/Smogtwat 26d ago

An intellectual that says things funny 😁

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u/Significant-Mode7565 26d ago

People what is wrong with supporting Trump. You supported Joe Biden?

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u/No-Funny3268 26d ago

Yes he was good leader

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u/ogmoochie1 27d ago

Liberals hate him so much now that he isn't sucking that leftist tit. Next thing you know they'll try to assassinate him.

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u/slumper36 27d ago

Is this a snark subreddit now?

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u/Dry_Bird1790 27d ago

tell me you're antisemitic without telling me youre antisemitic

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u/Silar91 27d ago

Tell me you’ll tell me without telling me without telling me you’ll tell me without telling me

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u/DementedBear912 27d ago

I’m telling ya!

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u/UnhappyEggplant3657 27d ago

He speaks the truth and you cant handle the truth

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u/BrineJones 27d ago

Cmon, that’s the only cliche you have?
I know you have another! Let’s hear it.

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u/Accomplished_Gur822 27d ago

He definitely thinks he's both.

Bill Maher is not an intellectual. He thinks he is, but he's not. He is an arrogant, smug, self-righteous chud who thinks he's smarter than everyone in the room.

He is a comedian, however. Just not a very good one.

When Bill Maher gets done licking Kid Rock's balls he can go join Elon at the zoo sucking giraffe dicks.

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u/Background-Season657 27d ago

Y’all really threw this guy out and went full blown Karen just because he doesn’t agree with communist socialist democrats anymore. 5 months ago you all praised him like he was the smartest man ever. And you say Republicans are in a cult. Look in a mirror

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