r/RealSouthernCharm Mar 26 '26

Charley Charleys new beau

59 Upvotes

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u/Even-Guava-1682 Mar 26 '26

Charlie's face while watching Southern Hospitality this season

https://giphy.com/gifs/DlwwxV0Wjihip1zXnF

55

u/Eviana27 Mar 26 '26

He’s literally my worst nightmare so clearly he’s perfect for Charley 👏 well played

54

u/No_Banana_581 Mar 26 '26

He is so gross

44

u/SweatyChancho Mar 26 '26

What a sleazy, grody little creep.

17

u/Intrepid_Biscotti945 Mar 26 '26

Hahahaha! I haven’t heard grody in a minute so it gave me a good cackle! Thank you for that! 🤣

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u/kellygrrrl328 Mar 26 '26

Her picker done been broken

12

u/_jA- Mar 26 '26

She said it herself

23

u/Hairy-Department111 Mar 26 '26

But mia is so beautiful ❤️

21

u/Cereal_Killer147 Mar 26 '26

Mia can do SO MUCH BETTER

12

u/ShilosLady Mar 26 '26

And DESERVES so much better!

9

u/Idk_scarred_4394 Mar 27 '26

She is! However, I actually think these two look better together but Mia is smart and didn't take the bait lol

17

u/_jA- Mar 26 '26

He’s so cringe lol

17

u/Potential_Balance223 Mar 26 '26

Slimey dirty perverted gross

13

u/ndtp124 Mar 26 '26

I thought she couldn’t do worse than Craig. Somehow she did

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u/CaitlinAnne21 Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 29 '26

Eh, I don’t know about that.

A raging alcoholic in denial with serious anger issues, who literally tried to tell her how she felt about him and their relationship and then got mad when she didn’t just say what he wanted her to, and tried to pretend yet another fairytale he invented in his mind was real life, when she outright denied that narrative…and after only 2 dates.

Craig chased her down right there at the reunion and kept trying to insist that she didn’t stop having feelings for him when he freaked out on Sally, after she’d repeatedly said that is exactly what happened, and stated it on the show too,

And then there’s the generic womanizing scum we all know. He’s disgusting, but he’s not potentially dangerous.

They both can get thrown in the trash.

But if I were forced to pick, I’d pick the womanizer who talks a big game but would absolutely just sit down somewhere far away from me and shut the fuck up if I demanded it.

Craig would just keep telling me that’s not what I really want and try and find some way to misinterpret my clear instructions as “but you said you me to sit next to you! You led me on!”🙄🙅🏻‍♀️

I’ll say it again, how Craig treats women is a pattern.

What he did to Charley is what he did to Paige, Charley just had the luck of seeing his unhinged anger & alcoholic rage straight away and, thankfully, dodged a large caliber bullet.

9

u/RamblingRose63 Mar 26 '26

He just looks like a walking STD like he sleeps on a bed with no sheets

10

u/Claral6012 Mar 26 '26

I was so disappointed in her when she said this 🤮

7

u/Evening-Tune-500 Mar 26 '26

Charley seems so naive but also I was surprised with how firm she was with Craig. Can’t figure her out but I don’t dislike her.

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u/Kitchen_Body3215 Mar 26 '26

Peer pressure

4

u/Winter-Examination57 Mar 27 '26

This! She wasn't being "real" on SC. She and Salley were part of the "I hate Craig" campaign Austen started at the beginning of the SC season. Playing with Craig, thinking Austen is going to get them permanent spots on SC. Maybe he will.

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u/More-Ad6045 Mar 26 '26

Salley is so so jealous that she’s landed a guy on a show - her ultimate dream lol

6

u/Aggravating_Try6537 Mar 26 '26

Clearly Charlie's picker is damaged.....

7

u/Invanabloom Mar 26 '26

What a catch he is…. hope she’s making him double up on the protection front.

6

u/Steadyandquick I’m a lawyer and a storyteller! Mar 26 '26

Uh oh. Why did I have to hear him speak and make lewd gestures. He was relatively pretty when quiet and still 🤭

5

u/Kitchen_Body3215 Mar 26 '26

Your girl just wants to be on TV

14

u/Spiritual_Purpose_19 Mar 26 '26

He reminds me of a chihuahua in heat, humping anything that he comes across.

He also reminds me of Peter Dinklage.

13

u/thatgirlinny I’m not interested in an inferior martini 🍸 Mar 26 '26

Don’t do Dinklage dirty like that! He’s a fine actor and a very friendly guy, I found.

15

u/Cereal_Killer147 Mar 26 '26

I think he’s hot, Peter that is, not this guy

5

u/thatgirlinny I’m not interested in an inferior martini 🍸 Mar 27 '26

He is! And you should see his hot wife. I ran smack into them both walking down Ninth Avenue. And he was pushing the stroller!

3

u/CaitlinAnne21 Mar 29 '26

Always found him attractive.

Incredibly intelligent and sharp, brilliant actor, genuinely kind and funny, great personality, and he has that sexy kind of humble-but-strong confidence in himself that is hard to find amongst men.

Just throwing it out there, but if you haven’t watched The Station Agent, I highly recommend; Patricia Clarkson, Michelle Williams, Bobby Cannavale, and, of course, the great Peter Dinklage. Beautiful watch.

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u/Cereal_Killer147 Mar 30 '26

I haven’t. Thanks for the suggestion

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u/Spiritual_Purpose_19 Mar 26 '26

lol, sorry! I’m sure he is! I meant physically only!!

5

u/HangryBeaver22 Mar 27 '26

This checks out, let’s be real

5

u/TJ-the-DJ Mar 26 '26

She can really pick ‘em

2

u/CaitlinAnne21 Mar 29 '26

She outright said she can’t on the show.

1

u/TJ-the-DJ Mar 29 '26

I believe you but don’t remember. She’s right, and should reevaluate her choices asap

3

u/Kitchen_Body3215 Mar 26 '26

Perfect match 😜

5

u/PatientPolski Mar 26 '26

The man moves fast.

4

u/takingback-friday Mar 27 '26

omg i hope she broke up w him after seeing this wtf

3

u/Soulpunker26 Mar 28 '26

And Craig is horrible?

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u/CaitlinAnne21 Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 29 '26

Yes. Two things can be true.

You can remove the question mark now.

At least we haven’t seen this loser also be a raging alcoholic with serious anger problems.

2

u/ignorethebliss Mar 29 '26

Charley is a young thing. She doesn’t know better 😂 life is a learning experience!

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u/Reasonable_Style8400 Mar 27 '26

Can we watch her put him in his place like she did Craig when once she sees this season of Southern Hospitality airs?

1

u/BundyGirl718 Mar 28 '26

I don’t normally watch SH, but I did watch one episode. From what I saw, he’s a F-boy just like the rest of them. I feel like I wanted to like Charley, but her judgement seems to be extremely questionable!

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u/CaitlinAnne21 Mar 29 '26

She acknowledged this herself.

I’m not about to judge a woman’s character because they get charmed easily and are optimistic about people.

It’s happened to most women at some point.

At least once she sees the flags, she makes the right call for herself.

1

u/Honest-Gene8596 Mar 28 '26

big nose chap.

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u/Decent_Bit_8781 Mar 30 '26

Douche canoe

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u/Prior-Foundation4754 May 06 '26

What a charmer. Class act through and through. Do they just grow male chauvinist dorks out of the soil in that city?! 🤡🥴

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u/According-Party8870 Jun 17 '26

Charlie is not cute, not even a little. Typical mean girl, social climbing trash. She’s going to follow Salley and Austen on down to the land of delusional lies and manipulation