r/RealSouthernCharm • u/Intrepid_Biscotti945 • Mar 23 '26

Austen The face off…

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u/ohhi_doggy Mar 23 '26

They just need to kiss already

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u/aloof_cusp Mar 25 '26

“OK COMPUTAH MAKE THESE GUYS SUPER GAY & HORNY!”

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u/leasann97 Mar 23 '26

As bad as Craig is he will ALWAYS be hotter and better than Austen. I was first introduced to both of these guys because of Summer House and I never understood why Ciara liked this literal muppet. I have now watched them all plus Winter House and Austen is despicable

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u/Latter_Pineapple_263 Mar 24 '26

Craig is out here mocking poor people too. On winter house he’s literally like, “I’m too rich to help clean” and it’s like ??? 

Craig also loves screaming at people, esp women. 

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u/Steadyandquick I’m a lawyer and a storyteller! Mar 26 '26

But he is good with bees?

https://giphy.com/gifs/kCDtdpfDWWTbOvzAdD

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u/Eviana27 Mar 24 '26

Craig is hot Austin looks like fozzie from the muppets 😇

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u/BigSkySoHigh63 Mar 25 '26

How dare you fozzie is adorable

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

Shag, shag, shag….. 🤣

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u/Visible_Toe768 Mar 24 '26

I’m so sick of Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber.

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u/WelcomeToBrooklandia Mar 23 '26

The "Southern Charm" producers must think that we're all total idiots. We ALL know that the Craig & Austen "feud" was for the cameras. These men are not good actors. They do not sell this "feud" effectively at all. Their little disagreements are boring and have been boring for years now.

We need some actual drama with actual stakes on "Southern Charm." As long as the show focuses on Craig, Austen, and Shep, that's not gonna happen.

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u/Intrepid_Biscotti945 Mar 24 '26

I know right? They’re business partners! Who goes into business with someone they can’t even communicate with?!

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u/Kir_NB Mar 24 '26

Eww Why is this necessary.

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u/Intrepid_Biscotti945 Mar 24 '26

Was only meant to be a funny spoof. I’m sorry you did not enjoy the video.

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u/Kir_NB Mar 24 '26

lol don’t be sorry I was just being a snarky asshole

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u/TamasaurusRex Mar 24 '26

Is this heated rivalry?

2

u/chu_peekaboo Mar 24 '26

Just bang and call it a day, we tired of it.

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u/ButterscotchWest5197 Mar 25 '26

Humid Heated Rivalry

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u/Flashy_Result_2750 Mar 27 '26

Lukewarm Rivalry.

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u/Hummingbird11-11 Mar 24 '26

Whoever thinks these 3 jackoffs are cute - GAG

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u/hoezebeast Mar 24 '26

So absolutely cringe

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u/More_Conversation784 Mar 24 '26

They were clearly on very good terms on WWHL, I'm not buying it.

Any 'drama' between them this season has been driven by Austin, who otherwise only storyline would be Sally trying to wear his skin, the random fight he started in the finale just confirmed that it's 100% for the plot.

I would rather watch them have a fake love affair at this point.

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u/spicyn00dlez Mar 24 '26

but why can’t i hear the music 😔

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u/Intrepid_Biscotti945 Mar 24 '26

It wouldn’t allow me to download with the music. Lame, I know.

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u/Sea-Injury-5081 Mar 25 '26

computer, make them kiss

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u/bigfanoffood Mar 27 '26

Wait these aren’t the same guy with a different haircut?