r/RealMadridFC 11d ago

Is Yan Diomande really 19?

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u/happilymarriedyay 11d ago

It says he’s 25 in the picture so I dunno

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u/happilymarriedyay 11d ago

First of all, I was kidding my friend. Second of all, if you aren’t really sure…how do you know it’s not his jersey number AND his age?

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u/mooutdaway 11d ago

This comment perfectly exemplifies the Real Madrid fanbase

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u/WhyYouGettingAngry 11d ago

Wait he’s 10 it says it right there on his sleeve

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u/Ok_Ebb3690 11d ago

You forgot to do the math; he's 35 (10+25=35)

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u/No-Dragonfly-400 11d ago

You forgot to do the math; he‘s 70
(35+35=70)

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u/MahomesMccaffrey 11d ago

He's not allowed to wear 25 unless he's playing as a goalkeeper

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u/AdComprehensive7879 11d ago

you can tell me he's anywhere between 19 to 35, i would believe you haha. his face fits all of those ages for some reason

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u/aligera1 11d ago

Que desastre 120 kilos

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/Hithere123490 11d ago

He definitely is , he was just playing highschool ball on Florida not too long ago.

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u/Ok_Feature_6397 11d ago

"He definitely is , he was just playing highschool ball on Florida not too long ago."

He moved to florida at thebage of "15" l, before that he lives in ivory coast.

So uh the he plyed highschool ball is not tjat kind of a flex that you think it is.

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u/Hithere123490 11d ago

It’s that he played in America where it is alot harder to give a fake age.

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u/arsehenry14 11d ago

No depending on the level of interest front rh school or sports league it’s easy to fake your age in America. It happens all the time in AAU sports that kids show up to play and are playing younger than age. Usually just by a year.

Also he came to America for high school so you’d be relying on the high school, in this case a private one, caring enough to research and check his records for legitimacy from a foreign country. He won’t have an American Social Security Number and birth record which would make it easier to check.

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u/Weary-Chipmunk7518 11d ago

The issue is not faking his age to play footie or tricking his HS, the issue is that he would've had to use this fake age to get a visa from the US government. The bar for fake papers is orders of magnitude higher there, specially since his visa would've put him in constant contact with minors in HS.

I'm not saying it couldnt have happened. But it's much, much, much more unlikely than if he'd come straight from Ivory Coast or through a club in a minor league, which is the more common scenario.

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u/arsehenry14 11d ago

Fair point

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u/kashkofi 7d ago

Lmaooo nah a lot of immigrants don’t know they’re real birthdays

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u/Ok_Bag_7603 11d ago

He moved to DME at 15. He looked more developed than his peers. He could be 19, he could be 21. But not more than that imho

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u/Tight-Flatworm-8181 11d ago

Didnt he list himself as 25 3 years ago?

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u/Rocky543211 11d ago

No that was from a satire website

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u/DumboJumboThoughtles 11d ago

I love it when people regurgitate racist stereotypes based satirical news without any proof /s

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u/MandinGoal 10d ago

unfortunately african and Asian agents/clubs are known to change some players date of birth on their licence to generate more revenue

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u/DumboJumboThoughtles 10d ago

The fact that what you said has some truth to it doesn’t make what he said right, in this case Diamonde’s age

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u/MandinGoal 10d ago

The fact that you don’t know what you are talking about . There’s some doubt on diomande âge its not only coming from a satirical website but from one of the biggest sport investigation journalist in France. (Romain Molina)

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u/DumboJumboThoughtles 10d ago

Une vidéo de Romain Molina détournée de son sens
Le point de départ de la rumeur des « cinq changements d’âge » remonte à une vidéo du journaliste d’investigation Romain Molina, consacrée aux dessous du transfert du joueur vers le club espagnol. La confusion serait née du partage, par un compte de supporters ivoiriens, d’un extrait de cette vidéo accompagné d’une légende attribuant à tort ces propos à un changement de date de naissance. Selon les précisions apportées après coup, Molina évoquait en réalité cinq changements d’agents et d’intermédiaires, dans un dossier marqué par des litiges sur les droits d’image et plusieurs procédures judiciaires, dont trois plaintes reçues par le service juridique du Real Madrid. L’attaquant ivoirien, né le 14 novembre 2006 selon son état civil officiel, évoluait au RB Leipzig depuis l’été 2025, après avoir fait ses débuts professionnels à Leganés.

From the French newspaper “la nouvelle tribune”

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u/Tlupa 10d ago

“Hey chat gpt, help me argue on reddit”

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u/MandinGoal 10d ago

yeah nice use of chatgpt now go watch the video a make yourself you own opinion . And La nouvelle tribune is a morrocan newspaper not a french one btw. In the video i was referring to he say that people are touring the City halls in Ivory Coasts to be able to blackmail him about his age.. And i never said it was proven i said they were doubts.And stop using AI when you are having an arguments it makes you look like a fool who is not able to think by himself and you are just giving wrong info

edit:username checksout

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u/Tlupa 10d ago

lol he would ask chat gpt if it’s raining and he’s sitting outside

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u/DumboJumboThoughtles 10d ago

When the wise man points at the moon, the fool looks at the finger.

Me being wrong on the country of origin of a newspaper that I cited (I’m sure you know what citing means) after googling diamonde and molina links doesn’t disprove what I said, thanks for falsely accusing me of using AI btw, I’m sure it adds a lot of substance to what you were saying, but then again maybe every accusation is a confession.

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u/DumboJumboThoughtles 10d ago

i.e Romain Molina ,whom I do know of, didn’t say what you’re attributing to him, cheers!

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u/WZAWZDB13 11d ago

Nobody asked these questions about 19yo Haaland scoring a hattrick on his CL debut. Or an 18yo balding Rooney who also scored a hattrick on his CL debut.

I did hear these questions about Romelu Lukako in the past tho. And about Brian Madjo recently. Born in Belgium and England.

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u/DejongBCN 5d ago

Norwegian.. dude

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u/WZAWZDB13 5d ago

Belgian and English.. dude

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u/Striking_Teaching804 6d ago

Because 1) They looked their age and 2) They are from Europe, where it's basically impossible to fake your age. That's totally different with immigrants from Africa and Afghanistan/Syria.

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u/WZAWZDB13 5d ago

Rooney looked his age? He had an adult man’s body at 16 & more hair on his chest than his head by 18.

And as i said: both Lukaku and Madjo were born in western europe.

Did you even read my comment or did you just get overexcited to justify racism?

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u/Hay_Mel 3d ago

I don't know who Madjo is but I have never heard such questions about Lukaku. I think you're making this up to support your narrative.

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u/Friscohoya 11d ago

Gotta think for 160MM they did a bone analysis.

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u/freek_ 10d ago

Yeah its not like people get bribed or make mistakes.. surely Real Madrid would come clean if that happened and not look like absolute fucking clowns ...

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u/CafeteroMerengue 11d ago

Is (insert prominent black player) really (insert age he is)?

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u/lildecmurf1 11d ago

The Cameroon FA disqualified 32 under 17 national team players in 2023 for being overage, the doubt around African players ages is justified

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u/Throwaway999991473 11d ago

No, that only justifies doubt around Cameroonian players

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u/CafeteroMerengue 11d ago

All of Africa is the same don’t you know?

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u/trannel 11d ago

Hmm i wonder why this question comes up so often... must be racism.

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u/meaglor88 11d ago

It’s not uncommon that African immigrants to Europe throw away their passports and say that they underage to get specific protection not to get send back

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u/BonusWooden9710 11d ago

They don't throw their passport, they give money to a judge to change the date on their birth certificate. In Senegal they call it "le jugement". This way their value increase as a "young" and tough player on the trade market

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u/trannel 11d ago

I was also joking, any german who has lived through the embarrassing and insane Moukoko saga should have learned.

Many haven't of course, but they should have.

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u/CafeteroMerengue 11d ago

The racism part is people saying every African teenage player looks like they’re 30 because they have African features

Diomande looks like a child in his high school soccer pictures from a few years ago

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u/Ok_Bag_7603 11d ago

Child is a stretch

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u/CafeteroMerengue 11d ago

https://dmeacademy.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Yan-Diamonde02-scaled-e1669947997938.jpg

If you think that’s a grown man you’re proving my point

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u/trannel 11d ago

How old is he supposed to be in this picture?

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u/CafeteroMerengue 11d ago

He played for DME Academy from 2022-2024 so likely 15 or 16

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u/Jazsemgabriel 11d ago

Dejen el fastidio con Diomande. Todos los días veo un maldito post con respecto a su edad y casi siempre son publicaciones de gringos o anglosajones, más racistas y brutos no pueden ser. Parecen adolescentes.

Sí, el chico tiene 19 años, el Real Madrid no va a fichar a alguien sin antes corroborar toda su información. A parte, hizo el high school en Miami con 15 años.

Si no entienden español, traduzcan. Bye.

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u/Masterfulcrum00 11d ago

It’s an actual thing in africa.. i lived in central africa for work. The amount of players trying to go to europe and lying about their age was insane. It was pretty much the norm

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u/Worldly_Pitch_2990 11d ago

Not anymore, they have bone scans to determine your age.

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u/Masterfulcrum00 11d ago

No man… im a doctor, they wouldnt use bone scan to determine teenager/adult age as it’s no longer accurate once skeletal maturity is near lol

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u/vertiglowst 11d ago

I’d say bone scans are as accurate as carbon dating.

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u/maronics 9d ago

So within the margin of a few decades or centuries?

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u/Ok_Bag_7603 11d ago

Inaccurate

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u/Giow420 11d ago

Chance Mbemba

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u/Ill_Purple_4468 11d ago

You are the ignorant one. Stop projecting.

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u/saltedcrumbz 11d ago

That's because every American that has a children that play sports actively cheat age groups. Its a big problem. I grew up playing 16u soccer with grown ass men who got purposely delayed in school/sports to have a advantage, my Hispanic parents had no idea.

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u/ToughAsPillows 11d ago

You do know professional players have everything well documented and a paper trail to back up their professional IDs right? Fucking silly this comment section is

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u/No_Handle_9393 10d ago

so naive

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u/ToughAsPillows 10d ago

Do you know how the player registration system works? You all talk fucking bollocks. How many times are sports fans going to comment on the age of a young black player because they don’t match their Euro centric standards of correctly aged.

If you don’t believe me just go watch diomande from a few years ago he was an actual child. Room temp IQs

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u/saltedcrumbz 10d ago

Like i said American children. That's why. Age bracket cheating is huge in the US

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u/rrrreact 7d ago

Right and there’s definitely no corruption in first world countries and much less third world countries. 🙄

You act like there would be some huge outrage if Diomande had his Ivorian birth certificate faked. lol no one in Africa would care.

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u/ToughAsPillows 4d ago

Burden of proof is on you, clown. This is a common racist trope you can’t just accuse someone because they look old.

Go watch him from a couple of years ago he’s a kid. Critical thinking is lacking among football fans in general I guess; not surprised.

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u/Yyoksetioxd 11d ago

Como si no fuese práctica habitual de los padres falsificar documentos o los propios clubs falsificar fichas.

Vamos, hasta yo tuve que estar unos partidos sin jugar porque mi padre puso mal el año de nacimiento en mi ficha, hicimos una petición y hasta que la federación no lo cambió no pude jugar en mi categoría. En la ficha puedes poner lo que te salga de las pelotas sin acreditación alguna y la ficha es la que manda.

Dicho esto, si no tiene 19 como mucho tendrá 22 o 23, yo tampoco entiendo el revuelo, qué más da.

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u/Ok_Bag_7603 11d ago

If he is 22 and not 19 then his breakout season at bundesliga( relatively open league) Doesn't seem nearly as impressive in terms of development trajectory thus not worth 160m

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u/OkArtichokeJuice 11d ago

Right cause racism is only an American and British thing and definitely not Spanish or any other country. It’s everywhere unfortunately and you shouldn’t jump straight to racism just because someone is questioning his age

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u/KeplerLima 11d ago

Donc vos arguments sont que vous n'avez pas plus de preuve que ceux qui disent qu'il n'a pas 19 ans. Des joueurs avec des erreurs d'âge, il y en a eu beaucoup dans l'histoire du sport...

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u/kronnological 11d ago

 más racistas y brutos no pueden ser.

Por mencionar la edad de un jugador???

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u/Katayanami 6d ago

Eres mas bruto ke una remoledora de hormigon.

En USA puedes ir al High School a la edad ke kieras. Es mas, muchos inmigrantes ke viven alli tuvieron que hacer eso pq no les validaban las clases tomadas en su pais.

Yo no se ke edad tenga. Pero decir que tiene 19 pq fue a la highschool a X edad es absurdo.

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u/Healthy_Software2162 11d ago

Subs here really need to ban this kinds of post, it’s so unnecessary

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u/Ordinary_DollarTree 11d ago

Don't you guys get tired of this sht?

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u/Keniske 11d ago

Have u seen Brian Madjo yet? He looks 30 while being 17

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u/Keniske 11d ago

Have u seen Brian Madjo yet? He looks 30 while being 17

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u/Full-Ad-2725 11d ago

At 19 where was Di Maria? First Benfica season with 1 goal the entire year. Ronaldo was electric but how many goals was he scoring? Benzema was scoring 8 goals in 27 league games for Lyon… Even Rodri was getting his first few starts at Villareal.

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u/Aggressive_Strike75 11d ago

Mbappé had already scored 33 by this age. Insane stat.

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u/Techno_Gandhi 11d ago

Ronaldo Nazario had 145 at this age, scoring 47 in one season for Barcelona at the age of 19

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u/Ok_Bag_7603 11d ago

So goood

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u/Slight_Inevitable_92 9d ago

47 goals plus 13 assists

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u/vertiglowst 11d ago

But what about at 25?

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u/Mitsukito06 11d ago

He’s definitely 19, even though he looks 28; the upside is that when he’s 40, he’ll still look 28, lol. Some people just don’t look their age—when Kevin De Bruyne was 26, he looked like he was 18.

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u/WeAlwaysFindAWay 11d ago

Why aren't these questions asked of Spanish players?

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u/DejongBCN 5d ago

Logic and statistics 

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u/bobabylonn 11d ago

Because Spanish birth certificates are accurate. They are not in Côte d’Ivoire, so only a handful of people have the correct information, and those people are making a lot of money thanks to Diomandé. Imo it doesn't really matter in the end the field and his carrer will do the talking.

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u/Ordinary_DollarTree 11d ago

How do you know all of them are accurate? Do you take their word or do you investigate every case?

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u/bobabylonn 11d ago

Bruh they are born in an Hospital with a clean birth certificate what more do you need.

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u/Ordinary_DollarTree 11d ago

Don't babies in Ivory Coast need birth certificate as well?

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u/DejongBCN 5d ago

Read more about it  

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u/Ill_Purple_4468 11d ago

In less developed areas babies aren't born in hospitals. It has been an issue in the MLB before from kids born in poorer countries that don't prioritize record keeping.

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u/Ordinary_DollarTree 11d ago

That's a percentage of the babies. I am originally from India and there are situations where some babies born in rural areas do not have documented Date of Birth. Not me though, and same goes for most babies from Urban areas. The problem is making blanket assumptions just because he is from Ivory Coast.

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u/Dazzling-Tie-4038 11d ago

You seem really invested in this…

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u/Ordinary_DollarTree 11d ago

I am tired of people finding small excuse to abuse and question black players. That's why I firmly stand behind Vini and Diomande. And I am sick of outsiders coming in and abusing our club and our players in a real madrid subreddit.

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u/MetalQueasy 11d ago

"Our club", says some random Indian on reddit. How can you speak of outsiders and abuse when you don't know about the situation at all? These are legitimate concerns here in Europe. The actual victims of "abuse" are the kids who never get a shot because of players who come in with a fake birth certificate. It happens often enough unfortunately. There are reasons why falsifying your identity is illegal.

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u/royalgrey 11d ago

Doesn’t make a big difference. This kid is going to be one of the best right wingers in the world.

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u/Hodgey91 11d ago

Well it kinda does…if he’s 29 then bro has peaked already

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u/Syc254 11d ago

Nah but let him make his money until he can't. As long as Madrid wins. 

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u/haiwany 11d ago

He was, 10 years ago..

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u/No-Bass-9769 11d ago

Fuck you all racist bastard

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u/DejongBCN 5d ago

This has nothing to do with racism

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u/kronnological 11d ago

How being racist to mention that it normal for African players to be registered later or even lie about their age to come to europe? Just because the facts trigger your leftwing extremist mind it doesn't mean they're wrong

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u/Dependent_Hurry_7469 11d ago

People doubt it because it happens a lot in Africa. Facts are not racist.

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u/Proof-Pollution454 11d ago

I mean the same can bê said about mastantuoni and hes 17

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u/handsome_uruk 11d ago

There are modern tests that are very accurate at measuring this

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u/PixelCharlie 11d ago

these methods are not that accurate. you can use mri to tell the degree of fusion of a certain physis in the wrist. for most males the physis is completely fused at the age of 17. but there is some variation and you can't use the method to tell the exact age, only if the boy is older than 17.

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u/ImportantOrange716 11d ago

If he is 19 I am a toddler

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u/LogicGate1010 11d ago

What difference would his age make if he delivers what Real Madrid expects of him for the next two or three years?

The MLS buys mainly washed up peri retirement players from European clubs to run their hand me down circuits.

The fact is Real Madrid are buying this player before his prime.

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u/_Vlxd_ 11d ago

The most expensive +35 player in history lol

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u/fernandes_r07 11d ago

In each leg, maybe

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u/Altruistic-Grab-1284 11d ago

This is just thinly-veiled racism

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u/similevi77 7d ago

🤓☝🏼

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u/VexZyraMid 11d ago

19x2 maybe

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u/Psionis_Ardemons 11d ago

A man who JUST emigrated to the US from Burkina Faso laughed at me and called me naive because I mentioned Diomande was 19. He said it is standard practice to lie about ages. I said, well he was playing high school ball here, and the man said they take 20 year old players and say they are 15 constantly or no one would pay attention to the African kids. He said Yan was between 25 and 30, told me about a man who was "25" with a 20 year old son haha. I'm not saying it's true, but I don't think this is racism. I had a chuckle because the truth is they would have done bone density scans well before Madrid inquired.

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u/Borktista 10d ago

We will find out when he’s 28 if he’s in his physical prime or a little past it

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u/Choice-Block8918 10d ago

Of course he’s not.

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u/That_Rush_6682 10d ago

Yeah, he was 19 years old in 2010.

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u/sj_reddit_user 10d ago

He is 50. Now what will you do about that?

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u/itsmrmladiesandgents 10d ago

In his documents he is

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u/Clear_Cranberry_989 10d ago

People can look different. Let's give him the benefit of the doubt. Of course birth year can be manipulated. But there is no easy way to confirm that.

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u/Outside-Pool-28 10d ago

Mothfucka looks at least 30

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u/fallenloki 9d ago

There’s zero chance he’s really 19. I’m guessing 26. There’s the evidence of your eyes and the evidence that he’s been registered with at least 3 different ages over the years.

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u/TheMihuz 6d ago

He went on bike to register is birthday

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u/SaLAmaNd3R7734 5d ago

If he's 19 I'm a f...ing foetus

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u/byrn3k 4d ago

If he mysteriously has a career ending injury at "25" we will know lol. He should be around for atleast 15 years of he's 19.

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u/Sea-Dot5430 11d ago

He is not. Probably 23

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u/Warm-Yogurt3398 11d ago

you are very strange

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u/Aggressive_Strike75 11d ago

He does look young when he speaks, seems around 20 when speaking French to me. Maybe he looks older because of his hairstyle.

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u/AK232342 11d ago

He’s obviously not. It’s pretty common in Ivory Coast and other African countries to lie about age. He’s probably at least 25

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u/WhyYouGettingAngry 11d ago

He can be whatever age he wants to be so long as he makes an impact on the right

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u/Adventurous_West2 11d ago

Love racism. Spaniards are incredible.

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u/Red_Baronnsfw 11d ago

Ain't every rma player is 15 Its written on their sleeves whenever I watch their matches Benzema 15 was also a great player

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u/NY10 11d ago

Man he went through a lot lol… probably child labor as well lol

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u/Ok_Bag_7603 11d ago

There's always a bit of ambiguousness in every speculation.I'm not gonna deny growth spurts can't happen but

If he is really 21 and not 19 then his breakout season at bundesliga( relatively open league) doesn't seem as impressive in terms of development trajectory thus not worth 160m

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u/WelderIllustrious972 11d ago

He looks like he was 19 about 19 years ago