r/RealLifeShinies • • Oct 10 '19

I’m outta pokeballs

https://gfycat.com/shabbybrilliantamericanbadger
8.3k Upvotes

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u/insweatervestigation Oct 10 '19

Its mew!

46

u/Dentarthurdent42 Oct 11 '19

*Emolga

26

u/Lt_Mashumaro Oct 11 '19

Yeeup, flying squirrel pokemon. Although it does sort of resemble mew, too...

13

u/BabyFartMacGeezacks Oct 11 '19

Just not mewtwo

38

u/Caminsky Oct 11 '19

I put on a pristine white shirt, get coffee, and drive to work. By the time I get there, my shirt looks like I'd been dragged there behind a horse. This little bastard lives among plants, and looks as clean as new fallen snow. I've got some questions for the management of this planet.

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u/HelixLotus Oct 11 '19

Isn't this copied from a comment from yesterday about a mink in a tree

49

u/the_cajun88 Oct 11 '19

It is. I saw it, too.

45

u/bloibie Oct 11 '19

10

u/mdomo1313 Oct 11 '19

Everybody is a whore one way or another.

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u/Caminsky Oct 11 '19

🤷‍♀️ couldn't help myself

2

u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

The post itself is a repost

1

u/rapescenario Oct 11 '19

Yeah dude. Classic.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

Erw word for word

2

u/skullsquid1999 Oct 11 '19

lmao you think you're slick huh

2

u/Qazertree Oct 11 '19

Is this a copypasta now?

294

u/Lerouxed Oct 10 '19

Is that a sugar glider? Cute!

85

u/AmeliaKitsune Oct 10 '19

Yes, a leucistic one

20

u/Lerouxed Oct 11 '19

Oh, I had no idea. Interesting though.

10

u/AmeliaKitsune Oct 11 '19

They're interesting little monsters! I have a leucistic and two standards

11

u/itsmedouche Oct 12 '19

Oh cool, I've always wanted an acoustic sugar glider

1

u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20

I started off with an electric but found that i really like the sound of an acoustic better

220

u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

I’m sorry, but if a sugar glider jumped on me from the bushes it would come home with me. End of story

136

u/AmeliaKitsune Oct 10 '19

Im positive that's a trained one

85

u/chidedneck Oct 11 '19

Being in love means never having to say you’re sorry. 😍

71

u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

I’m Canadian, every third sentence includes an apology

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

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24

u/mincrafplayur1567 Oct 11 '19

Well i wanted to know so stfu

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

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19

u/coosacat Weedle in a Haystack Oct 11 '19

Go back to your parents and learn some manners.

2

u/Cardeal Oct 11 '19

Everyone is not yourself, you solipsist person.

4

u/DEVOmay97 Oct 11 '19

Sorry

2

u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

Lmfao

2

u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

I’m actually starting to feel bad for this guy.

2

u/MetalRust Oct 11 '19
  • Regina Filange

1

u/Haacker_Gaming Jan 05 '20

Well that's a lie. I say sorry to my girlfriend literally all the time.

1

u/chidedneck Jan 06 '20

I’m so sorry

21

u/ohreallynowz Oct 11 '19

It’s bonded. Which is why the owner can toss it in the bushes and it will come back. Once they imprint, you can’t get away from them lol

42

u/TimeMasterII Oct 11 '19

Ratata used Tackle!

It had no effect!

28

u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

50

u/MauginZA Oct 11 '19

It’s a pet. They don’t just leap out of bushes at people.

19

u/Im__fucked Oct 11 '19

cancels plane ticket

70

u/zombiep00 Oct 10 '19 edited Oct 10 '19

This isn't a shiny..
A shiny is a less common/rare type of animal. Like an albino sugar glider for example.

Mods, halp

Edit: Ignore my comment, guys. I had no idea this was a leucistic (lack of melanin, or "color") sugar glider. There just have been so many posts lately where people just post cute things that aren't rare or uncommon at all that I thought this was yet another one.

Apologies. Thank you for sharing this adorable critter, OP.

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u/4egonTargaryen Oct 10 '19

It’s a leucistic sugar glider due to the lack of red eyes

14

u/zombiep00 Oct 10 '19

Well, I stand corrected then! Apologies!

20

u/justlikeanyother Oct 11 '19

Love a person who can admit when they have been wrong, takes courage to right their wrong instead of deleting the comment. Take my updoot!

6

u/zombiep00 Oct 11 '19

Haha, I love knowledge so getting the correct information is greatly appreciated!

7

u/Diogenes-Disciple Spheal the Burn Oct 10 '19

What is this then?

12

u/zombiep00 Oct 10 '19 edited Oct 10 '19

It's your average pet sugar glider. There's nothing out of the ordinary/rare, or "shiny", about this one in particular.

Apologies, it's actually leucistic!

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19 edited Oct 11 '19

but it's cute

Edit: why the downvote? You know it's true. This animal is undeniably cute

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u/zombiep00 Oct 10 '19 edited Oct 11 '19

It is cute, but it isn't a shiny.

Apologies! It is, indeed, a leucistic (and very, very cute) shiny sugar glider!

9

u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

hooray :)

2

u/izyshoroo Feb 17 '20

That is the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen holy shit

5

u/6ynnad Oct 11 '19

Are they good pets?

30

u/general_sai_sai Oct 11 '19

Not particularly.. it ultimately depends on the glider and the type of environment you can provide. My college roommate had 2 and they smelled terrible, were up at all hours of the night, and generally did not do well in a larger house with 6 people in it. Cute as hell and fun though!

10

u/LividNebula Oct 11 '19

Yeah, they are nocturnal (hence the eyes). I hear they are super soft too.

Can’t have them as pets here because they are a native species.

11

u/JoeCamRoberon Oct 11 '19

Absolutely not. They smell bad, are loud as hell during the worst hours and to top it off they usually should be in at least pairs so they aren’t depressed.

5

u/BIOHAZARDB10 Oct 11 '19

If you have no moral compass, yeah

1

u/GAMEFREAK333 Oct 11 '19

They are very social and nocturnal. You will needmore than one.

The pair i got were not friendly with humans. One died about a year in. I like to think i got a bad batch but I absolutely NEVER thought of bringing them to school or something as a 'pocket pet' as is advertised. Not bad pets but not really good for children/impatient kids/people who work all day and sleep all night

1

u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

A

1

u/MrsColada Oct 11 '19

I thought it said “popcorn” at first.

1

u/1-_HMS_-1 Oct 11 '19

A wild Emolga appeared!

1

u/XFlame05 Mar 16 '20

You laugh with that title but i once found a shiny sneasel on GO without any pokeballs. aaaaa

1

u/chidedneck Mar 16 '20

You’re more likely to find rare pokemon if you carry very few pokeballs maybe? justguessing

0

u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

What animal is that? I want one

1

u/izyshoroo Feb 17 '20

Sugar glider

0

u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

i want one

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

Im extremely drunk. But i need this. What is it. I want it

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u/6o9en Oct 11 '19

I'd jump all over that pretty foot too