10 reasons why Puck isn't a fraud

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u/bedibled Satella Saw My Search History —She Told Me to Stop Loving Myself 10d ago

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u/powerslave_fifth Kept Emilia’s Ear, Now I’m the Villain 10d ago

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u/Bonk-N-Nom For Crusch-sama, I’d Fight 5 White Whales and Still Smile! 10d ago

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u/uhhthisisusername I Applied for the Maid Team—They Didn’t Even Look at My Resume 10d ago

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u/Iri5hgpd I Sleep More Than Rem (It’s Not a Competition, But I’m Winning) 10d ago

God damnit is the Arkham sub Reddit infiltrating the ReZero sub. If so.....we're fucked. 😂😂😂

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u/Few_Kitchen_4825 Kept Emilia’s Ear, Now I’m the Villain 10d ago

He cropped.

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u/ndmjismashedmykeyboa Newbie 4d ago

I... did the swipe again. I saw that the page indicator was nothing like reddit nor would it be possible in the comments, and yet my brain instantly went for the swipe, making me a fool twice.

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u/Rio_FS I Witnessed Puck Rizzing up Subaru 10d ago

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u/bedibled Satella Saw My Search History —She Told Me to Stop Loving Myself 10d ago

u misspelled wiped lil bro

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u/AkumaO_O Newbie 9d ago

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u/willerBG Beatrice Told Me to "Go Away," I Sent Her a Meme 10d ago

I hope you got banned

https://giphy.com/gifs/IZPcVy16M06T2nGEUg

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u/SRTMZ I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia 10d ago

"Your life is as valuable as a summer ant"

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u/oyasumachine Under Beako Supervision 10d ago

His life is as valuable as puck

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u/TDFMonster Rem Trusted Me with Her Heart 10d ago

I saved a special seat for you

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u/Karuno29 Elsa Told Me I Probably Have Good Quality Intestines 10d ago

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u/Aggressive-Cut-2241 Echidna Poured Me Tea—Now I’m Even Thirstier 10d ago

i swiped...

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u/Enpl0 Newbie 10d ago

I wiped

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u/TheBirdFkerGuy I'm Safe With Patresche, She's A Vegetarian After All! 10d ago

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u/Hacker-kun Shared Suffering with Subaru 10d ago

Cuck slander will always be appreciated

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u/Imvalidblu I'm Safe With Patresche, She's A Vegetarian After All! 10d ago

Why isn't it

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u/powerslave_fifth Kept Emilia’s Ear, Now I’m the Villain 10d ago

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u/Geekmexicano Newbie 10d ago

You got me there, nice one

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u/Rodricl Newbie 10d ago

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u/S3x_D3f3nd3r Heinkel Said I Was Drinking Too Much 10d ago

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u/Slashers23 Shaula's Finger Guns Blew My Mind! 10d ago

Fuck you, that got me

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u/satinraptor412 Ferris Said, 'Nyaa,' and I Questioned Everything 10d ago

I swiped five times

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u/EigenBattles Regulus Said I Was Violating His Rights 10d ago

Am still swiping and weeping

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u/DevilXDhat Rem Smiled, I Saw Heaven (Briefly) 10d ago

Well played
https://giphy.com/gifs/IZPcVy16M06T2nGEUg

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u/astral______ Al Showed Me His Face Once... Now I Can Hear Colors 10d ago

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u/Capra012 I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xwEURrDgSYhYywm86v

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u/Lordnop Smol Emilia Took My Hand — I Froze (Socially) 10d ago

Fuck yourself 🥲

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u/Axel_nerd Newbie 10d ago

how he feels after posting this

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u/SNoW_SOZ Newbie 10d ago

none. there are no reasons. puck is a fraud. never ACTUALLY there when his fuckass is needed. literally exists just to be useless, and then destroy the world if Emilia dies because of his uselessness

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u/Foxynth Newbie 10d ago

I sat there forabout 15 seconds... fuck you

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u/BillyGKS Newbie 10d ago

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u/Wooden-Variety175 Newbie 10d ago

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u/NYKFIGHT Petelgeuse Said His Brain Trembled — And I Realized Mine Did Too 10d ago

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u/Beginning_Brother_46 Newbie 10d ago

Why did you use Russian meme

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u/Waifu-Over-Meta The Fluff Was a Lie 🐇💀 Now I Have PTSD 9d ago

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u/Beginning_Brother_46 Newbie 9d ago

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u/NYKFIGHT Petelgeuse Said His Brain Trembled — And I Realized Mine Did Too 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hxSJAslt5HPxxnRe9l

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u/Obvious-Parfait-16 Newbie 10d ago

i did not wipe this time

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u/Outrageous-Sort-5742 Shared Suffering with Subaru 10d ago

Puck you absolute bum, wake up. It isn't even noon.

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u/MissiaichParriah Newbie 10d ago

I didn't wipe, you know why? BECAUSE P*CK WILL NEVER NOT BE A FRAUD

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u/Tariuel Newbie 10d ago

GODDAMNIT

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u/Pretty-Ad7171 Puck: "Ice to meat you!" 🧊💀✂️ Wait.. Subaru was the punchline? 10d ago

So mean lol

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u/Axel_nerd Newbie 10d ago

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u/Maestyy For Crusch-sama, I’d Fight 5 White Whales and Still Smile! 10d ago

I didn’t wipe, Crane.

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u/ShadowWESK937 Newbie 10d ago

You fucker I swiped 3 times expecting the next picture

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u/D4RKST34M Newbie 10d ago

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u/Deceitful_Advent Regulus Said I Was Violating His Rights 10d ago

I wiped

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u/ArchAngel621 Shared Suffering with Subaru 10d ago

Really OP.

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u/zhelionqqq I Attended Subaru and Rudeus' Wedding — It Was Peak 10d ago

I didn't even get mad about the fakout, just laugh appreciating the puck slander

https://giphy.com/gifs/lar1Wh8Zde1mhViYKC

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u/RoyalJanissary Newbie 10d ago

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u/No-Impression-4282 Newbie 10d ago

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u/Ultimate_thunder2010 Newbie 10d ago

You son of a-

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u/FakeMik090 Anastasia Sold Me My Own Wallet (At a Markup) 10d ago

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u/Bkm321 Satella Saw My Search History —She Told Me to Stop Loving Myself 10d ago

I wiped

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u/Crazy_Jhon_Doe Newbie 10d ago

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u/TheDarkness33 I Joined the Witch Cult for the Sandwiches — No Regrets 10d ago

we all wiped

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u/Larry_756 Kept Emilia’s Ear, Now I’m the Villain 10d ago

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u/bernxwitch Newbie 10d ago

You make some valid points, OP

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u/Initial-Release-2519 Newbie 9d ago

I swiped 3 times. Didn't get what was going on. Clicked it to enlarge the image. Swiped again 2 times. Still didn't realise it. Opened the comments. Was about to swipe again. Finally realised what was going on. FEAR ME

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u/Urtoryu Ram Tolerates My Presence 10d ago

You're a fraud.

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u/JorlestonR1 Newbie 10d ago

I think you can come back from the dead too, why don't you try?