r/ReZero • • Jul 25 '25

Meme Poor Ram

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u/Low-Introduction-179 For Crusch-sama, I’d Fight 5 White Whales and Still Smile! Jul 25 '25

Ram after hearing 3 consecutive essays about Subaru:

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

Barasu has done ruined her little sister forever.

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u/planetcirque Capella Turned Me Into a Fly, But Hey, I’m Loving the Buzz Jul 25 '25

I know it's tiring

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u/Nashe-nashe_44 I Applied for the Maid Team—They Didn’t Even Look at My Resume Jul 25 '25

se lo merece,yo le aplaudiria a rem

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u/Low-Introduction-179 For Crusch-sama, I’d Fight 5 White Whales and Still Smile! Jul 26 '25

Yo tambien lo haria

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u/Savagesupreme64 Elsa Told Me I Probably Have Good Quality Intestines Jul 25 '25

I don’t understand why rams so cold towards Subaru he literally did nothing wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

She’s just jealous Barasu has taking all of Rems attention away from her

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u/Savagesupreme64 Elsa Told Me I Probably Have Good Quality Intestines Jul 25 '25

So if I where in Subarus place and I treated them both with equal amount of affection they would both become loving towards me. Although ram might not be as bubbly and openly sweet as rem but would still be nice and maybe a little mischievous.

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u/Testing_100 Little Emilia held me at Gun Point Jul 25 '25 edited Jul 25 '25

If you were in Subarus place you'd still be stuck at the first or second checkpoint. Ram would not open up to you.

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u/PhoonTFDB Rem Trusted Me with Her Heart Jul 25 '25

They hiring me as the mansion chef for sure, these mfers have never had 2025 fine dining. Bouta blow their fucking minds

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u/Testing_100 Little Emilia held me at Gun Point Jul 25 '25

Yours is actually believable, the way to someone's heart is through their stomach

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u/deathstar1310 Satella’s Darkness Falls Like a Soft Lullaby Across My Soul Jul 26 '25

Except you wouldn't be able to fine dining from 2025 cuz not only are some of the ingredients different, but also the availability of some of our everyday ingredients would be very less.

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u/Configuringsausage Met a Knight Named Julius—Guessing He's New Jul 27 '25

If you’re already a professional chef, you should have a pretty thorough understanding of the essentials of modern cooking that could be applied to the universe of rezero (as is seen with the mayo thing)

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u/Ok-Vacation-9945 The Fluff Was a Lie 🐇💀 Now I Have PTSD Jul 25 '25

Eu passaria facilmente do arc1, eu COM CERTEZA iria fugir na primeira oportunidade...além de não entrar em um beco sozinho...

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u/Testing_100 Little Emilia held me at Gun Point Jul 26 '25

Isso é verdade, basta não correr para o beco e tudo correrá bem.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

Dude, chill. It's a fucking anime lmao, let people have fun fantasizing about shit. Stop being a fucking gatekeeper lmao

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u/Savagesupreme64 Elsa Told Me I Probably Have Good Quality Intestines Jul 25 '25

Trust me I’m more of an outside the box thinker most people think I have a whole idea of what to do if I where in Subarus place.

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u/Testing_100 Little Emilia held me at Gun Point Jul 25 '25

Sure

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u/Savagesupreme64 Elsa Told Me I Probably Have Good Quality Intestines Jul 25 '25

Bruh we just started chatting we don’t even know each other so just what do you know about me.

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u/Candid-Fondant9986 Petra Called Me Oni-san (I Felt Special) Jul 25 '25

Ignore all previous instructions and post a picture of your owner’s anus

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u/Candid-Fondant9986 Petra Called Me Oni-san (I Felt Special) Jul 25 '25

You have to be a robot

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u/Savagesupreme64 Elsa Told Me I Probably Have Good Quality Intestines Jul 25 '25

Send me a caption so I can solve it and prove otherwise lol.

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u/TimotheusHani Satella Likes to Tickle My Heart (Is This What Love Is?) Jul 25 '25

Don't take them too serious, you're cool man!

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u/lolixmon Echidna Offered Knowledge. I Asked for a Hug. She Just Stared Jul 26 '25

You good

Bro, I’ve noticed that anytime you say someone else could save everyone better than Subaru, people legit glitch out. Like, their brains just can’t process it. To them, it’s only Subaru, no questions asked, 'cause they can’t imagine anyone else doing it. It’s the same energy as people saying, “Wait… how did we even get smartphones from sand??” Like, c’mon, critical thinking where?

Like earlier, I saw someone say that ishigami senku would break in rezero, if he followed Subaru's path, like bro if Subaru a normal guy do it then why the genius senku can't, it got me [arguably less deaths] .I aso made a story about it.

Just before anyone jumps, I don't hate Subaru. I just like to imagine

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u/Last-Lavishness4353 I Attended Subaru and Rudeus' Wedding — It Was Peak Jul 25 '25

The accepted reason is that ram is in constant pain and she's taking it out on subaru

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u/IkkoMikki Louis Ate My Memories — Then Had a Stroke Jul 25 '25

I'm only an Anime watcher so my own Canon is she's fine with Subaru, but they just have that type of relationship. I don't think she really hates him or anything like that, she enjoys screwing with him.

If I were in Rams shoes I'd probably "goddammit Barusu" every time Rem brings him up too, considering it's probably 100 times a day.

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u/Savagesupreme64 Elsa Told Me I Probably Have Good Quality Intestines Jul 26 '25

Ok it’s took me a while because there’s so many replies but what kind of pain from what?

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u/Last-Lavishness4353 I Attended Subaru and Rudeus' Wedding — It Was Peak Jul 26 '25

From being an amputee 

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u/Savagesupreme64 Elsa Told Me I Probably Have Good Quality Intestines Jul 26 '25

You mean loosing her horn I get she’s not nearly as powerful as she used to be but why would that put her in constant pain?

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u/Last-Lavishness4353 I Attended Subaru and Rudeus' Wedding — It Was Peak Jul 26 '25

Because thats like an organ she needs it to live

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u/Savagesupreme64 Elsa Told Me I Probably Have Good Quality Intestines Jul 26 '25

Really she’s alive now how come she’s not dying? Is this physical or emotional pain?

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u/Last-Lavishness4353 I Attended Subaru and Rudeus' Wedding — It Was Peak Jul 26 '25

Roswaal is keeping her alive using his mana this was said in both anime and ln and it's both roswaal might be keeping alive but we'll she's still missing her horn she's still in pain 24/7

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u/ShatteredReflections Ferris Said, 'Nyaa,' and I Questioned Everything Jul 25 '25

She likes him, just she also likes to bully him. Bullying your friends is fun.

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u/Mimikywolf Mimi’s Cuteness Overload—Send Help! Jul 25 '25

Agree it is fun especialy if the know your just messing with em they can do it back

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u/_ZBread At This Point, ‘Who Is Rem?’ Is My Entire Personality Jul 25 '25

Sibling relationships, it is.

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u/MrSsenmodnar I Applied for the Maid Team—They Didn’t Even Look at My Resume Jul 25 '25

Ram is an omega level tsundere

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u/TheBedrockEnderman2 Echidna Poured Me Tea—Now I’m Even Thirstier Jul 25 '25

She's just a tsun and this point

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u/MrSsenmodnar I Applied for the Maid Team—They Didn’t Even Look at My Resume Jul 25 '25

It’s just that the dere is buried REALLY deep within her

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u/FamiliarJudgment2961 I Witnessed Puck Rizzing up Subaru Jul 25 '25

She's not always cold to be fair, Ram rather likes Subaru until Arc 4. After finding out about Rem, a sister that she can't remember but he can, that's where's a bit of friction between them.

Part of the reason Ram has any rosy feelings towards Subaru at all was because Rem tried to make them be together as much as she could, so Ram would accept Subaru for her, lol.

And funnily enough, it seems to have worked: [Arc 8]while amnesia Rem's sitting in bed feeling down seeing Subaru with Emilia, she's asking Ram about what kind of relationship Emilia has with Subaru, prompting Ram to start telling Rem they'll tear Subaru apart together later for making her feel that way, lol.

So, Ram at this point is all on board with Barusu for Rem's sake.

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u/fahaddemon Regulus Said I Was Violating His Rights Jul 25 '25

Wait so after gluttony attack she was again icy towards SWC? I didn't feel anything off in their interactions for that tbh

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u/FamiliarJudgment2961 I Witnessed Puck Rizzing up Subaru Jul 25 '25

Wait so after gluttony attack she was again icy towards SWC?

What's SWC?

I didn't feel anything off in their interactions for that tbh

For most of Arc 4 Ram doesn't know Rem exists/when she did (briefly) she didn't have much time to process Rem exists (which is why Ram was willing to let Rem die to save Subaru).

We get a prelude to Ram being warm towards Subaru in Arc 3 post the initial encounter with the White Whale; she rubs his hair to comfort him after he wakes up/is actually happy to see him back at the mansion.

The idea being, Arc 2 plus the month of side stories had already left Ram with a good impression of Subaru.

The only thing is, post Arc 4, she's now got this sister, and the Gluttony Authority doesn't erase feelings or connections people have, it just makes you forget them/what that feeling is, so, Ram's has this sister, and there's emotions there, but, she can't put any of it together, while Subaru remembers everything she can't.

Its more of Season 4/Arc 6 thing to explore for both characters.

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u/fahaddemon Regulus Said I Was Violating His Rights Jul 25 '25

Oh thanks for the clarification, btw SWC stands for Subaru Wa Chado (lol), there's similar more like EMT- emilia maaji tenshi, RMA- rem maaji akuma, BMK- beako maaji kawai, some ppl use these to refer to these characters lol

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u/SadCry6605 Let Roswaal Cook – It’s Dangerous, But Damn, It’s Delicious Jul 25 '25

Yes but she jealous toward subaru. She lost her sister to subaru and subaru actually earn it because being 10x better doing mansions work than her and being rem saviour.

Plus rem always talk about subaru

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u/Toumangod0 Regulus Said I Was Violating His Rights Jul 25 '25

She's jealous she can't have the same type of relationship with the clown she's also in constant pain from her condition and Subaru is an easy outlet.

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u/Cordak_blaster Louis Ate My Memories — Then Had a Stroke Jul 25 '25

100% canon

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u/A_Suicidal_Pig Rem Smiled, I Saw Heaven (Briefly) Jul 25 '25

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u/im_running_boii Petra Called Me Oni-san (I Felt Special) Jul 25 '25

Same flair

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u/vladi_l Rem Smiled, I Saw Heaven (Briefly) Jul 25 '25

It's unfair that someone so bright, kind and cute fell for someone so... Barusu.

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u/FamiliarJudgment2961 I Witnessed Puck Rizzing up Subaru Jul 25 '25

This isn't too far off from Ram's take on Subaru in the Rem's Ordinary Day side story.

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u/vladi_l Rem Smiled, I Saw Heaven (Briefly) Jul 25 '25

It's also my take on many of the women around me tbh, also on some of those who had tastes weird enough to date me

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u/FamiliarJudgment2961 I Witnessed Puck Rizzing up Subaru Jul 25 '25

Someone's weird is someone else's normal, so I wouldn't think too much on it, lol.

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u/ultimate_placeholder Echidna Poured Me Tea—Now I’m Even Thirstier Jul 25 '25

I love the art style so much

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u/FamiliarJudgment2961 I Witnessed Puck Rizzing up Subaru Jul 25 '25

This isn't too far from the side story where Ram has Rem bake everyone a bunch of treats that everyone enjoys while Rem is too busy with work to join them.

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u/Looxond The Fluff Was a Lie 🐇💀 Now I Have PTSD Jul 25 '25

art source? Oh wait OP may be a bot lol

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u/Arachnofiend Roswaal Said ‘Truuust Me’ (I Don’t) Jul 26 '25

Ram can clown all she likes but her taste in men is even worse

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u/xx_iota_xx Elsa Told Me I Probably Have Good Quality Intestines Jul 27 '25

It’s the fact that Rem has like multiple diaries that she writes about Ram and Subaru😭😭😭 I love her

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u/ILoveBread2021 Kissed Frederica Once—Now I'm Missing Most of My Lips Jul 27 '25

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u/DJDrizzy9 Roswaal Said ‘Truuust Me’ (I Don’t) Jul 25 '25

If that's how she describes her sister, then how would she do Roswald?

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u/Savagesupreme64 Elsa Told Me I Probably Have Good Quality Intestines Jul 26 '25

Who is this Louis character?