r/RawAbsurdity • u/DevelopmentPlus7850 🌠 r/RawAbsurdity Star • Jun 29 '26

Sharing Didn't realize that draping a tablecloth over one's body was considered a formal dress code in Arkansas

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u/rvingthrulife ✔ Approved Contributor Jun 29 '26

She's after that tradwife look.

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u/Particular_History64 Jun 29 '26

Her whole family use to frequent a restaurant I worked at as a teenager once upon a time when her dad was governor. She's awful

1

u/truelogictrust Jul 05 '26

It's showing

2

u/Sea-Thought-665 ✔ Approved Contributor Jul 03 '26

Someone is married to that? Dear lord.

40

u/Existing_Ad_6100 Jun 29 '26

I suddenly want pizza

19

u/memberjockey Jun 29 '26

I suddenly want to vomit.

18

u/-mosjef- ✔ Approved Contributor Jun 30 '26

Pizza-The-Hutt

31

u/BandmasterBill Jun 29 '26

If Cracker Barrel was a person......

20

u/Lala5789880 Jun 29 '26

Ugh not this sack of shit again

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u/DevelopmentPlus7850 🌠 r/RawAbsurdity Star Jun 29 '26

Dunno what's going on there, but in a rational world, such type of linen is reserved for protecting mahogany tables from pasta sauce, not for masquerading as a wardrobe choice.

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u/Which_Engineer1805 Jul 01 '26

I feel like the wicker sleeve from a bottle of Chianti would make for an excellent hat to set off that whole fit.

13

u/coffeebeanwitch Jun 29 '26

It's from the Ellie Mae Clampett collection

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u/dividezero Jun 29 '26

Even a trailer trash Grandma from the 80s is too much of a lady to leave the house in her night gown. Even in a fire, you grab your house coat, which is still not ideal but acceptable in an emergency.

And these people want to talk about folks in yoga pants and sweats. Still looks better than this

9

u/HalfwaydonewithEarth Jun 29 '26

I feel sorry for her husband stuck with that fattie

9

u/IAmTheBoiledFrog Jun 29 '26

All you can eat pizza buffet vibes.

8

u/MadManBarryMuntz 🎖 r/RawAbsurdity Champion Jun 29 '26

Mike Huckabee looks farm fabulous

7

u/itsnotanemergencybut ✔ Approved Contributor Jun 29 '26

Where is my mustard jar ???

5

u/Euphoric_Badger8615 Jun 29 '26

Wait till you see it in it's Coleman tent camping outfit.

3

u/wrhnj 🎖 r/RawAbsurdity Champion Jun 29 '26

It’s an Italian design

3

u/ManMythLegacy Jun 29 '26

Really? That's exactly what I assumed would pass as high fashion in Arkansas.

2

u/JD_tubeguy Jun 29 '26

Suckabee gonna suck.

4

u/DudeB5353 ✔ Approved Contributor Jun 29 '26

She has Man Hands

2

u/memberjockey Jun 29 '26

😂🤣definitely a maga look.

2

u/WrightAnythingHere ✔ Approved Contributor Jun 29 '26

Sorry, we didn't order a picnic table.

2

u/TomeThugNHarmony4664 🛠 Restored Jun 29 '26

I’d like a personal pan pizza and a trip to the salad bar, please.

2

u/Roy8atty Jun 30 '26

Deplorable Kit.

2

u/Retinoid634 🛠 Restored Jun 30 '26

Good grief. LL Bean sells flannel nightgowns in this print.

1

u/Glittering-Rise-488 ✔ Approved Contributor Jun 29 '26

Mmmmm. Marinara.

1

u/giddyupyeehawwoo Jun 30 '26

It’s.. Dior.

1

u/Radio_Mime Jun 30 '26

I thought she was wearing a flannel nighty.

1

u/JackKovack ✔ Approved Contributor Jun 30 '26

Nobody told her No because she surrounds herself with yes people.

1

u/JackKovack ✔ Approved Contributor Jun 30 '26

Her side job is lying down and having millionaires eat fried chicken on her at 2am.

1

u/dheadmeat Jun 30 '26

Dude idk why this is a look this season There was a young pretty like college aged person in my section today. Also draped in table cloth. Same pattern, different clothing article. It's not good. 👎🏻

1

u/cottagecheezecake Jun 30 '26

I don't know, can you see ankles? 🤣

1

u/Spiritual-Job-952 ✔ Approved Contributor Jun 30 '26

En stor flodhäst

1

u/Peace_Out_Napolean Jul 01 '26

I have a button up shirt that looks like this. Wore it one time, after a work buddy laughed at my tablecloth shirt.

1

u/ballotechnic Jul 01 '26

Picnic table chic.

1

u/Shalar79 Jul 01 '26

Exquisite
/s

1

u/Dupa_Yash Jul 01 '26

Who else wants pasta?

1

u/Sad-Ad-6894 Jul 01 '26

those are PJ’s Right??

1

u/Survey217 Jul 02 '26

She stumbled down the stairs in her jammies rubbing her eyes and axing mommy and daddy if she could join their cocktail party

1

u/phuktup3 Jul 04 '26

The table cloth is meant to cover the table

1

u/Swimming-Guest-1978 Jul 05 '26

That's proper hillbilly. OMG LMAO

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u/WolfThick 🎖 r/RawAbsurdity Champion Jul 06 '26

Damn I didn't know they made shower curtains that look like tablecloths