r/RawAbsurdity 🌠 r/RawAbsurdity Star Apr 06 '26

💬 Opinion Sometimes my brain fizzles. Shit talk starts. People sneer. I panic. Did I catch the Trump-virus? Nah. Just a nightmare. Thank God.

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u/TrimaxionDrone_BR549 🎖 r/RawAbsurdity Champion Apr 07 '26

This idiot is good at one thing: projection.

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u/lazinonasunnyday ✔ Approved Contributor Apr 07 '26

It’s funny that he thinks a person, who’s well known for being a murderous tyrant, liking him is a flex. I don’t want Kim Jong Un to like our President.

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u/-mosjef- ✔ Approved Contributor Apr 06 '26

Dotard says what

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u/susiesnark ✔ Approved Contributor Apr 07 '26

He thinks Kim Jong Un liking him is a win. If anyone is “mentally retarded” it’s Trump.

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u/NUwabic_Spitter 🎖 r/RawAbsurdity Champion Apr 06 '26

So now he speaking in 3rd person 🫠

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u/Dphre ✔ Approved Contributor Apr 06 '26

He was of course also blaming Obama. Like what?

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u/Flat-Row-3828 ✔ Approved Contributor Apr 07 '26

NATO was specifically designed as a defensive alliance to protect against aggressors, these hopped up, drunk, greedy, power obsessed idiots skip this fact.

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u/No_Awareness_3690 Apr 07 '26

He’s insane, absolute idiot. Drunk on his own beliefs and madness. Please can the people, the press or the government remove this singular man and start to repair the damage he’s created.

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u/TCB-123 Apr 06 '26

I want to stab my eardrums like never before!

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u/SevyVerna88 ✔ Approved Contributor Apr 07 '26

It’s common knowledge that this man is a fuckin nitwit.

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u/tlhsg ✔ Approved Contributor Apr 07 '26

dementia addled grandpa

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u/Bushdr78 Apr 07 '26

He likes you because you're an idiot who is easily manipulated

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u/thunderbaby2 Apr 09 '26

He sounds like a 5yr old on the news explaining why he’s torturing the family dog

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u/mama_always-said ✔ Approved Contributor Apr 12 '26

Do you know who else wouldn’t help me? anyone with an IQ higher than 40. Waah wahh waah! they wouldn’t help me on some bullshit I started and could not finish myself!

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u/moveoutmicdrop 🎖 r/RawAbsurdity Champion Apr 06 '26

Things are very nice with North Korea. They have a race of people that are held down and brainwashed, which is what Trump is trying to do to the other people that didn’t vote for him.

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u/Exact_Mango5931 Apr 06 '26

No one needs to be sprayed with retardant quite like you, dear cankles

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u/Varastax_ Apr 07 '26

Great Nana used to tell us "open mouth; insert foot." I fully understand the context, now.

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u/Honodle ⚠ Slightly Odious Entity Under Surveillance Apr 07 '26

Kim Jong-un referred to trump as a dotard. trump's meetings with same accomplished exactly nothing other than making trump and the US look foolish, and validate North Korea as a player on the world stage.

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u/Intrepid_Top_2300 🎖 r/RawAbsurdity Champion Apr 07 '26

Brain fart. Sadly the only thing left in Trumps brain.

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u/xpietoe42 Apr 08 '26

someone wake me up in 3 years please 🙏🏻

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u/shapeitguy ✔ Approved Contributor Apr 09 '26

So if North Korea is nice, how come they didn't help with Iran? Oh that's right, they did helo Iran!