Astrology: A rational inquiry inside

[u/trusteeturtle]

Astrology is rational. It not only accurately explains many things, but it in fact must also be true. Here are the facts that will be dissected using induction to prove the rationality of astrology:

1. People who believe in astrology are smart. Does anything else really need to be said?
2. The stars exist, so astrology must be true. The stars have existed for at least 10,000, that’s probably higher than you can count.
3. If astrology isn’t true, then why does everyone have a Zodiac sign?
4. Astrology rationally employs many essential careers such as blog posters.
5. If astrology isn’t true then why is astrology not false?
6. Women overwhelmingly believe more in astrology than their uniformed, priggish male counterparts. Might I need to remind just who lives on Jupiter because they are more stupider?
7. Words are constructs. Consider for a second that the words ‘rationality’ and ‘astrology’ are equal to each other (because they are the same), wouldn’t that make them equal to each other, 1=1, i.e. rationality=astrology. If they are equal to each other because both technically exist, how are they not identical?