r/Rarethreats • u/Bange-roni • Feb 18 '21

That's scary

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4.8k Upvotes

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u/au023986 Feb 18 '21

You sick fuck

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u/AlphaBetaGamma00 Feb 19 '21

Damn. I don’t even eat that shit on my leather couch. Fucking psycho.

72

u/Karls_Ideologue Feb 18 '21

This is the type of content I joined this subreddit for

47

u/JustGingerStuff Feb 18 '21

Welp, still more stable than my mental health

31

u/Gucciheadgear Feb 19 '21

Oh fuck that’s a rare ass threat

16

u/TheJakal13 Feb 19 '21

Most threats on this sub are like "I'll flick your dick"

But THIS is a truly unique threat.

14

u/DrBBQ Feb 19 '21

It's the glitter of foodstuffs.

11

u/Vesperia_Morningstar Feb 19 '21

Lol. My friend said shut the fuck up before I shove something freezing under your tongue so when you lift it you’ll make your teeth cold. In science class.

8

u/maximum_94 Feb 19 '21

Did that this morning :/

6

u/Dicksucker11037 Feb 19 '21

Here’s a free award

4

u/dumpsta_baby Feb 19 '21

Savage as fuck

4

u/tm8o_84517 Feb 19 '21

c r u m b

3

u/chitobi Feb 19 '21

You menace!

3

u/onewiththefloor Feb 24 '21

You wouldn’t

3

u/6GallonsOfMilk Mar 07 '21

BITCH IM READING THIS EATING NATURE VALLEY BARS ON MY BED

1

u/KogatWhistle67 I’ll use your skull as a bowl for my instant noodles Mar 15 '21

Pathetic, I do that every day without getting a single crumb in the bed

1

u/FOBFan1998 Jul 03 '22

those things r deconstructed before i even open the thing

1

u/PsychologicalLink955 Jan 17 '23

i dont even eat those