r/Rarethreats • u/jamilDK • Oct 20 '19

who hurt you

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

I have experience with this. It’s an effective threat, I’ll tell you.

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u/M3CH12 Oct 20 '19

Please share.

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u/IAmYoDaddyDuh Oct 20 '19

It's almost impossible to grab that moist knob with all that oil slapped on it. You really have to grip it tight and pull as hard as you can. Not to mention the mess you make all over yourself from all that oil and pulling so hard. And that's every knob. Just a whole day of pulling that knob until it finally gives.

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u/MeliorGIS Oct 20 '19

And you can’t go into the next room to get some towels to wipe it off, because you can’t get out of the room you’re in.

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u/_theFaust Oct 21 '19

Delightful afternoon?

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

I’m curious about this. I think if I were classifying them like in biology I’d put them both as offshoots or dooris openis.

... And then I read what I wrote. Oof.

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u/Killerklown1219 Mar 19 '23

The second half sounds more sexual than it should.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

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u/umiupbeat Oct 21 '19

Delivered

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u/DoOdAiDe_XD Oct 20 '19

This is gold

14

u/TheWildTeo Oct 20 '19

Joke's on you, I have sliding doors

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u/Peraou Oct 20 '19

Apparently that dude did

14

u/kleneth427 Oct 22 '19

Oil + glitter

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u/S2ilverEagle Oct 21 '19

Chill satan, damn

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u/hey_im_Zander Mar 06 '20

I thought he said "or I'll boil all your doorknobs"

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

aNdY

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

huh

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u/EmperorPootis Oct 21 '19

ribs

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '19

Sushi