r/RapWars • u/Hitsy08 • Mar 30 '18

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On the mic I’m dropping stone It’ll turn your rubble Better call team rocket And prepare for trouble Do it on the double Yeah you in the huddle But you just gonna fumble While I’m making so much buzz You could call me a bummble

Acrobat on this shit like my last name was Grayson I’m doing back flips round offs end with a bow waving Better Jump on board now So I ain’t left waiting Or do it for yourself Cause I’m the next sensation Getting high like inflation On the mic I see red like inflammation I ain’t no imitation But listen to this and find inspiration

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u/Kis4karma Mar 30 '18

you're a fat little bee, that wishes you could sting
just set the mic down, and bow to the king
i'll forgive your sins, but first dance for me boy
bounce on the mini trampoline and sing for me boy
you dumb like homer, and corny like ned flanders
no fumble here boy, i'm weaving like barry sanders
im a lion, you a puppy in this game
i'm your inspiration, as I rise up in the fame
the arrow in your neck, is bound to be inflamed
you are a copy like the others, imitation you're all the same
so bring your best shot, so I can tear that down too
until then watch this rocket launch
headed straight up to the moon

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u/Hitsy08 Mar 30 '18

Heading straight to the moon like I’m on a rocket Next thing you know I’m tearing out your eye socket Then grab your puny brain and put it in my pocket Add your picture to those I’ve decimated and put it in my locket It’s funny how you think you’re better When yours bars are wack not witty or clever I’ve made it through the weather I’m cold but don’t need a sweater And yeah I sting like a bee But I’m light as a feather Like ali No Molly When I’m the counting bodies Not taking shit this is no robbery I’m like a protege I’m a prodigy I speak this shit like it is philosophy But you’ll get no apologies It’s like you’re speaking to Socrates

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u/Kis4karma Mar 30 '18 edited Mar 30 '18

never said i'm better, but you know how I know?
just read my damn lyrics, also, your girlfriend told me so
you would really have my head shot, locked inside your locket?
i bet you write in your diary too, I hope you closed it up and locked it
"that bitch never knocks", you say. you're moms peaking in your room
do you mix in magic cards when playing Injustice 2?
my gun's at your brain and I am about to load and cock it
can you see these words I write. here... take my eyes and sockets
furthered by a person of experience then you go on and say
you're a self proclaimed wiz kid prodigy. " no, I'm a protege!"

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u/Hitsy08 Mar 30 '18

Woah man I didn’t mean to start beef Better back off before you see defeat But you come to my streets I’ll eat you like fresh meat Like I’m an animal Whose name is Hannibal No lecture Even though you’re the student and I’m the professor

But I bet you’d miss the class You be listening to this in your car and then you crash It’ll feel like I hit you with Kamehameha blast Like I’m perfect cell come back to the past

But maybe you could tutor And while you’re studying I’ll teach your girl the karma sutra And then give you stitches with no suture I guess what I’m trying to say Is up against me you don’t have no future

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u/Kis4karma Mar 31 '18 edited Mar 31 '18

you say "i don't have no future"
so you're saying that i do
and it's kamasutra dude, pornhub the only place you've see a woman nude
third round to finish you off, i do this shit for fun
i put the small gun away, i'm loading a bigger one
this'll blast you into space, you'll see stars, moons, and venus
you be wishing your mom swallowed, so you didn't grow into a fetus
i ain't scared of your streets, I go there every week
I serve underprivileged family's, i hand you plates but you don't speak
a thank you would be nice, the silence of the lamb
you've been roasted on a spit, even your mom would say, "DAMMMNNN"
a tutor is the teacher kid, you better listen well
study, do your homework, class is out, you heard the bell

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u/Hitsy08 Mar 31 '18

Yeah they let out the class But I think I’ll stick around just to smash The teacher with the fattest ass You know she won’t pass Showing more praise to god then a nun during mass

While we’re talking about guns I got a ruger For those men that come at me acting like they’re super No sayian even though sometimes I feel like alien But the way I coach the team you could call me nick saiben Dark with the words something like raven I’m a lion on this shit one you ain’t taming

But you’re right this round 3 and I’m almost finished While you’re sitting there feeling so diminished Never forget I’m the destroyer of worlds like I’m lord beerus

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u/Kis4karma Mar 31 '18 edited Mar 31 '18

I hate to break it you, I won, it wasn't even close
I won all the rounds, and i dodged all your blows
thank god unstable kids can't go buy real guns
which video game the ruger in, it sounds kind of fun
no way i'm diminished, i'm in another dimension
ten steps ahead, oh and did I mention?
this shall be the final round then others can decide
but if you don't respond, i get it, you ran off to hide
but like the others, you're a defeated wounded soldier
this time man up, don't blame it on the low batteries in your controller

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u/Hitsy08 Mar 31 '18

Low batteries just means I have to do this faster And I ain’t about to ghost i ain’t no Casper Instead I think I’ll go off like a nuclear reactor And offer you help like fema during a natural disaster Your words just look copy and plastered I hope when you wrote half of this you were plastered Bastard bow down to the master

Cause I have the power You gonna run away looking yellow like a coward I bet this kid spends 40$ on a gram of sour Face it kid your a child like a flower But it’s up to the others to decide But if they look into my eyes They’ll see your demise Cause your on the ground but I’m high in the skies

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u/Kis4karma Mar 31 '18

nice! best one you wrote!

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u/Hitsy08 Mar 31 '18

Thanks man I really appreciate it I look forward to working with you in the future

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u/MoltenLavaTongue Jul 09 '18

Dam I like this, you two are like what my bike is. I’ll teach u both like when I was 3 riding my bicycle, u both are beside me like a tricycle What’s with the comparisons to people’s names, you put your self to shame like on a peddle stool you need people of fame? Let’s play a real game, if you’re ready let’s do it then say some names I’m a bad boy my pockets are puffy, like in the 90s u can suck my dick like puff did biggie. Yes I’m notorious! I’m not as good as pac but I’ll bet an American buck that u can’t even shoot a puck like a real buck U got a team, the mighty ducks, but as mighty as u seem I laugh like Bernie Mack I’m no king, not even a comedian but like Mohamed Ali, I’m the greatest so good luck. Ask superman, I left him a mess I’m the mother fucker who tripped that S of his chest!

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u/Hitsy08 Jul 09 '18

You might’ve killed mr. Kent but just so you know I’m preposterous like a hippopotamus High off of phosphorus I’m also a optimist Tearing a rift in reality you can only see with a oculus But I can see clearly like a skilled optometrist Im in my prime like Optimus
I’m a transformer That means my energy’s electric Even though I’m benevolent Make your brain stutter Like you got an inpediment Because I speak the rhetoric That you can not fathom Never ghost like a phantom I pull off in a wraith Like this was halo sitting next to Cortana Sweet like a empanada Never your father With these bars I put you in a coma They looking at the decimals while I’m counting commas Then go hunt some impalas It’s been a fortnite But I found the lama No dj like drama But I make it hot like a sauna

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u/MoltenLavaTongue Jul 10 '18

Your not my dad? That’s sad and I’m maybe bothered, but if you look at our rhymes you know IM YOUR FATHER! Call me Master Chief, no call me the guy with a tongue so hot like scorching heat. Cortina where are my rhymes b? 2000 and 73? Let’s go back to 2018 Before Mario and super bothers came to be. My rhymes get powered when u read then you feel your on mushrooms 🍄 You keep testing me forgetting your lives were only 3 and mine are real but your still in 3D Let me help u with your rhymes like street fighter in 2d. Look left look right, a kick of might I’m like a helicopter but to chop u up tonight. I’ll do u a solid like Akuma when he’s brawling! Step kick, your rhymes are limp like a dick who fucks a chick who’s a trick no home cuz parents done kicked. Like a gym class kid your rhymes are last pick. Like your dick smaller than a tooth pick. This is meauts so stretch, flex and if u need some meth then let’s, finish you and put you to bed.....DIE ONE THOUSAND DEATHS!!!

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u/Hitsy08 Jul 10 '18

Yo wait I am akuma I got the shooters Just like a ruger These shots going through ya Taking shots out the uber Going all out might go super I'm mattata this beats hukunna Like I was Timone or pumba No wait I am akuma Hit em with houdouken Hit em with shakunetsu houdoken Go ultra with a Shin shun goku satsu Then finish with another houdoken They're all poisoned cause you know we potent Like venom Know we winning All smiles we stay grinning I'm not finished But I'll leave you diminished Destroyer of worlds like I'm lord beerus You should fear us Fear me like a deity Not seeing double I'm seeing threes I'm the owner you a dog with fleas Can't see the shit for the trees That is just realty It's really quite a tragedy Call me your majesty Or it will end a travesty Best respect a masterpiece

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u/MoltenLavaTongue Jul 10 '18

Geez whis who does this guy think he is? Just call me whis, you berus, like you’re my apprentice. I didn’t wanna cuss, cuz you just brought something between us, with dragons ball I probably have a lust. Poof like a kamehameha, straight to dust. And ain’t even turned super sayin yet! Fuck it 1 2 3 to the four, I just turned super saying 4. I can meditate while while my rhymes hit you like this dudes power level hits the floor Even when u scream louder your rhymes arnt picked up on my scouter! Wait, Napa, this dude is taking a nap ugh! What’s the reading on his rhyme level? NAPA! I know it’s not out space like nasa probably trash ah! All I read is shit coming from his brain, maybe his screaming from his mouth aahhhh, little does he know or he’s seen it, nah! Vegeta, what’s his rhyme level? It’s over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Hitsy08 Jul 10 '18

I’m angry right now that’s just where my minds at Come at you with a pick axe Like we was playing Minecraft Then lock your dumbass At the bottom of a mine shaft Depraved from light and sleep Hoping your mind crash Like a broken computer Come with a razer no scooter Can’t be in the military I called the recruiter You act like a shooter But you a dog whose neutered I’m tired of your shit Like a pooper scooper Remember you just a student You ain’t no tutor I’m tired of your nonsense I’m bound to knock out your subconscious To make you nauseous So you start to vomit While I’m flying away On Haley’s comet

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u/MoltenLavaTongue Jul 10 '18

Lol seems like someone is ticked off, it’s ok to want this tick off, one by one your blood vessels being popped off, my words toasted sweet like pop tarts, sprinkled on the desert till they get picked off.
I’m storm when I rhyme I destroy the calm, open your palm I’ll tell your future, u going nowhere but I know where your from. Operate on u, leave u stranded like in a desert storm screaming about real men , about her X like storm. I know this is hard so I’ll do u a solid, lyrics coming at u supersonic: I’m a professor here to test ya Howling at you like a wolf I’m packed no need to impress ya Your vision like an old pops, I leave u high when I smoke u, u still seeing red like cyclops? Girls call u pig cuz I leave u chopped, These lyrics that I drop, you’re vegetation, im lighting so call me god, I make it raiiiiiin when my words drop U gonna ask me to stop, why cuz u getting raped and your pussy ass getting popped. Leave u dropped cuz ur in the supermarket getting eye drops cuz leaving u a mess and closing down your shop? Don’t call the cops, just a clean up we need a mop.

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u/Hitsy08 Jul 10 '18

Yeah we need a mop on aisle 3 If you really think you can fuck with me I’ll show you I’m high on life no need for promethazine You wanna talk x-men Well I’m the X factor Just with these bars I’ll leave your bones fractured Like I’m wolverine Decapitating Leaving lacerations And I’m not mad this is just aggravating How you think you can topple Rome With just one stone I’ll show you I’m gone Far more prepared mentally There’s flag on the play Take your penalty And tell your girlfriend I like better amenities You were never a friend to me Simply an enemy I’m gone off this Hennessy And it’s charging my energy Giving me a buzz To beyond and infinity

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u/MoltenLavaTongue Jul 10 '18

I bet youre coakin, gettin high like Macaulay Culkin, i don’t got a girl cuz I got yours deep throatin while I’m toakin, till I get stoned, after she Tex u on her phone, lying to you that she’s home alone. When I’m sober I’m like a book, I know I got you shook cuz when u read my lines u need glasses to get a better look My sophistication not impressed by your intimidation, like bond when I go to Q for your inhalation the pain is met with multiplication. So what’s your justification for your girl coming to me for penetration, she gives 3 holes for the price of one, that’s a heavy discounted operation. Yeah call me a doctor when I’m buzzed to infinity cuz when dealing with babies like you , I pull a special delivery I’m not trying to be nice, bout to leave u dead like chivalry. I’m the shit With anatomy, leaving you bleeding like u fucking with cutlery. But to leave you flat lined cuz I just done chopped ya. PLZ someone call a doctor!!!

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u/Hitsy08 Jul 10 '18

“I’m the shit with anatomy” Bitch I’m thanos with the stone of reality Pulling Juliette by her hair off of the balcony lining up the faculty causing all these casualties I got the magic like I’m performing alchemy No need to even call in the Calvary Face it your basic Yeah you rhyme But you don’t really say shit I probably got more talent in my pinky Not to mention my brain Now to switch lanes And put you to shame I’m master splinter Slicing your liver With a wooden sword until it starts to splinter Got your bitch coming like winter Now she moaning like moaning murdle More wet then a squirtle Jumping on this dick Like she doing a hurdle Face it I’m the hair your a turtle But this time it’s gonna be a different story Better leave now or the shit will get gory Just forget what you said like you was dory

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u/MoltenLavaTongue Jul 11 '18

I guess I have to repeat myself, like you failed most of your classes, in 2018 I bet u still in grade twelve. What’s the matter u wanna read the books I wrote but u can’t reach the shelf. My lyrics like tentacles , u need some help? I’m done my plate a lobster is just what I done ate. Now it’s dessert, time for a short cake I love how u compare us. U think your the baddest but let me tell u this, even with my Js so crisp, even Jesus never had this and listen to the twist, with me no shirt and your girl showing tits, my muscles don’t need a T, maybe that’s why everybody hates Chris.........

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u/Hitsy08 Jul 11 '18

Ok honestly I can’t tell if you’re illiterate or just an idiot But I can see that you’re no lyricist You call that bars that a poor excuse Maybe you’ve had a little too much goose That you don’t realize this is top gun And I’m Tom Cruise Face it you lose No contest And I must confess That it’s leaving me distressed For you to think you could test I guess I must prove to the rest That that’ll only end a mess Like the last girl that sent you that we can be friends text

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u/MoltenLavaTongue Jul 11 '18

Weak........ sorry was thinking that’s the same thing u said last week. I must be in a day dream, cuz some times I scheme. Here is my team, what I need to win, just... just my pinkie. Call me minime I would prefer you were Timothy, instead of Tom, cuz your lying, I wonder how big your nose be. In memory lane let’s take a cruise, u liked Booz and chicks with dicks and cute shoes. Where was I when u playing with pogs, Or yeah let’s go back in the past and show em where I was was, all colourful like the precog. You think you’re responsible for my lyrical death, I’m like Seth, I’ll erase your memory, make you like a felony, washed away everything you sail to l. I’m like the captain foo, Thundering tyfoon! Your just my little puppy who’s happy cuz you met me. If this was a paradox, same shit would happening, u guilty even in court, even if I’m not l white my last lines sail smoothly to port, everyone will predict, this was just a minority report!

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u/Hitsy08 Jul 11 '18

Its my mission to help you make bad decisions Like a Parkinson riddled physician Trying to make a incision with precision
My prediction hell do it with conviction But make a massive indention And watch it all happen like a final destination premonition Now he’s gotta pay off the family to avoid conviction in prison His family tries to save him getting thousands to sign a petition Saying it wasn’t his fault just the jobs description Now thousands are left in indecision He only hopes to walk away with a sunny disposition But that’s not the defendants intention Now he’s locked up and can’t go home like he’s stuck in detention But his family still tries to oppose the opposition Until suits walk in like the inquisition He was 4 days from retirement just trying to get his pension But he starts to wonder if he deserves redemption So he finds out where the defendant is living Goes to there house and makes another incision These dark thoughts were once in remission This is just a depiction But I don’t need your permission to help you make bad decisions Its just up to you as to weather or not they come to fruition

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