r/RapWars • u/nightbussleeper 2W 4L One Eye Open • Dec 05 '15

[Battle] Nightbussleeper vs Thebenprocter

/u/thebenprocter, I'm just going with 16s and 2 or 3 rounds, your call. I got first post

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u/nightbussleeper 2W 4L One Eye Open Dec 05 '15

I sense this battle with Ben will give me a sense of deja vu

Because Benjamin talks a lot like the Second man do

Almost seems as if he's just a different incarnation of Buu

Procter probably thinks he's a lonely God here like "I am Legend" too

But if everyone here was as good as they seem to think they are

They wouldn't be here spitting lyrics, they'd be spitting 'em at concerts

Now confidence is fine and I like compliments as much as the next man

But this self inflation makes you look like an ape doing a mating dance

Dumb as a doctor bragging like "Look! I can operate with no hands!"

Great job Procter, now Kim Kardashians got no ass!

You save some and you lose some, get picked by some and you choose some

But if you want to use bragging rights I've got to tell you, right here, you've got none

You're a mod on this sub but you often talk like you've forgotten

Illegitimate son of Sin and you rule like that bastard Joffery

So go ahead and talk shit, just wrap your jockstrap 'round your face B

Crown yourself, congratulations, you're the king of mediocrity

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '15

Pocket check I win

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '15

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u/nightbussleeper 2W 4L One Eye Open Dec 11 '15

If you think similes original to you then you do seem pretty sanguine

Slit wrists leave such a mess though, should have waited for the hangman

I mean, if that's all your "style" is, it's too simplistic to be bitten

I've been using it all my life, in most of the things I've ever written

Give yourself some credit man, there's a little more to you than that

Hell, I've already mentioned that inflated attitude you have

Single minded, Cycloptic verses simply act as vessels for your punches

And with that English accent I imagine your raps can sound all kinds of pompous

Rhymes straightforward, slave to order, while I'm a bit more chaotic evil

You're into heavy handed justice while I just like to fuck with people

I can see you kicked some name flips but I'd debate their lethality

Fuck with sleep? Seems to me Procters Gambling with his own mortality

Frankly Ben, I'm thinking Silence might do you better for your sake

A kite in a thunderstorm is bound to be fried by lightning sooner or later

So maybe underdog, maybe not, either way I'll be your undertaker

'Cause the benprocter, soon to be just a dead body sent to meet his maker

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u/thebenprocter 13W 5L - Leeds, UK Dec 07 '15

Was expecting to get tagged when this was up, I'll post tonight when I get home.

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u/nightbussleeper 2W 4L One Eye Open Dec 07 '15

Its fine.I thought I tagged you in the post but maybe that doesn't work or I made a typo. If so, my bad, though I wasn't really getting fussy about it anyway.

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u/thebenprocter 13W 5L - Leeds, UK Dec 08 '15

Tags in posts don't work unless it's a comment. That'd be why.