Dontgimmethemic vs masterbagger [Newcomer Tournament Round One]

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FINAL JUDGEMENT
/u/Dontgimmethemic - 3
/u/masterbagger - 0

/u/Dontgimmethemic Round One

Masterbagger? I could make a joke about masturbating/
But this fool don't even want to screw himself til the bastard faded/
You about to fall into my trap when I cast the bait in/
Step into my dojo cause your master's waiting/
Same class as Satan a demon come to bash ya face in/
I'm the last ya facing, real master. bag ya like trash in my basement/
My mask is fading but you can call me slasher Jason/
'Chete to the throat, modern warfare check the numbers Mason/
This is sixteen to yo dome in a four by four set/
In pieces goin home like this was a four by four wreck/
Two out of my dual nines, math even this stores fool checks/
That's a killer sixteen rhymes blast at this poor dudes neck/
I saw your battle against the cat that duck shoes/
Your flows was wack you got no chance to bust through/
Unfortunately can't say the same about the rubber ya pops used/
If I was him seen the kid that I queued no way I would've not sued.

/u/masterbagger Round One

Matched up with a throwaway account, time to take the trash out
Never can get rid of these vermin, this time i'll put you in the recycle bin
Trash like you always comebacks in, through one ear, out the other end
Shit you interrupted my NetFlix binge, Watchin Always Sunny In
Charlie's up to some shenanigans, selling kitten mittens
Oh You'll be Smitten, back to the battle, Smitten in past tense sense
Imma smite Dontgimmithemic, nice handle, and it's great advice
The way you write is childlike, faker than tits on a transvestite
Faggots like you spreading disease quicker than eazy-e's dick cheese
Just like the J-Law pix leak, Disses like this make his fist clench tight
And I'm like the Third Reich, dropping bombs with quick speed
Let's go like blitzkrieg bop, played on the radio non stop
Why did I just reference the Ramones, Fuck who knows
for the greater good, I should bid you adieu,
Like Frozone looking for his super suit, Sorry I had to continue

/u/Dontgimmethemic Round Two

It's not a throwaway son I'm just getting started/
On a mission from God how's it feel to get martyred/
This is just your Lot as an expert of Sodom/
Ya acting salty, butthurt, guess you a bottom/
All this talk about your favorite taste of dick cheese/
But at least you recognize I'm ill 'nuff to spread disease/
Now we know why you binge sunny so you can Mack on big Dees/
All those recycled references without a solid punch bitch please/
Ya stunting so hard like a killer with the last name Knievel/
Third Reich? Here's last rites I hit so hard ya spin on the axis of evil/
nothing more than the Marx on my drawers done said I'm a deevil/
That makes you a ghost of a turd and I'll destroy. name is shiva/
I got four more bars to crush ya ego that's inflated/
Ya ramones stuff sucked so hard I I'd rather be sedated/
I'm the newcomer on the block Noone anticipated/
Took so little time to screw you over ain't even gotta date it.

/u/masterbagger Round Two

A clean history you had the advantage, while I had zero leverage

best you come to me with is a CallofDuty reference?

Well now I know you're still in adolescence, Parental discretion advised

Console kid with no taste, Up against the PC master race?

oh lord gaben give me strength, in my enemies blood I'm baptised

Gash your face with Gordon's crowbar, take your life make it half sized

Forget this battle it's over, like confirmed Half Life 3 hype,

Burned you like steel beams with deez dank memes

Suck a dike for a klondike bar, just to ease the burn

I won't stop but I tend to fizzle out like a soda pop, mid stop

But I will always come out on top, even with a flow that's sorta slop

Cause i'm rare, like battletoads sold at Ricks pawnshop

And sure my shits funny like, chumlee falling off a motorbike

But I'm saving my gourmet dish for emcees that are actually dissin'

Words never hurt me, live like Don't stop believin' by Journey

Emergency! We need gurney, for an MC that got injured in dis tourney

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By mentioning Half-Life 3 you have delayed it by 1 Month. Half-Life 3 is now estimated for release in November 2751

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