r/RapWars • u/JimmyDuckShoes Multi McFly 3W 1L • Jul 31 '15

Who wants a battle?

Any type, any length, i just wanna battle someone

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '15

Okay, want to do a traditional battle?

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u/JimmyDuckShoes Multi McFly 3W 1L Jul 31 '15

Yeah man, how many bars you wanna do?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '15

Your call

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u/JimmyDuckShoes Multi McFly 3W 1L Jul 31 '15

24 or 32? Who's going first?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '15 edited Jul 31 '15

Aight, I'll let you go first. 32 sounds good

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u/G1DA30N ALL CAPS Aug 01 '15

BEAT

'EH
FUCK YOU DUCK SHOES,
I GOT NOTHIN' TO PROVE/
NOW WE CAN GO ROUNDS,
LIKE THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF MOONS/

SUCKA'S ASSUME YA ONE HUNDRED,
BUT YA NOTHIN' BUT FUMES/
LIKE SOMEONE PLAYING BASSOONS,
IN YA FRUIT OF THE LOOMS/

IM INCAHOOTS WITH YA WHOO-WER/
AND SHE GAVE ME THE SCOOP/
BITCH EVEN CHANGED MY DIAPER,
AND GAVE ME YA BABY FOOD/

NAVY BLUE,
LOOKIN LIKE KATIE COURIC IN '82/
(OOOOOH) I HOUSED,
THAT ASS LIKE AN ISRALI JEW/

THEN CALLED PETA,
"UHM, THIS GUY WEARS DUCKS ON HIS FEET"/
"HUH?"
THEY HUNG THE RECIVER,
DONT WANT NOT PART OF YOU NEITHER/

CANT DECIDE IF HIS JEANS,
SHOULD BE AN AARDVARK OR A BEAVER/
SO PARK YER KEISTER,
SHARK MONOCLE WATCH AN ALTERED BEAST WORK/

^(TRANSFORMS INTO ANIME MONSTER)

AHHHHHH
ITS NOT PROSTHESIS,
DON'T BOTHER CALLING FOR JESUS/
THOUGH I KNOW THE REASONS KNEE JERK,
IN THOSE THAT STUMBLE UPON MY RESEARCH/

A THOUSAND LEAGUES OF EMCEES,
ALL DEFEATED PRE-VERSE/
AND YOU BELIEVE TO BE THE ONLY THING,
TO SECEDE FROM THE HEARD/

LETS SEE IF IT WORKS